Hey hey! Looks like I have returned again. I felt terrible about it taking
so long! I just have a lot of other fanfics going on my website. If you
wanna see them my website is email me so I can tell you it. (I can't on
FFNet) So yea, if you want some more of my fics, you know where to find
'em!
Disclaimer: And today my favorite pirate gets to do my disclaimer for me!
Jack Sparrow: Hey! It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! Eileen: Oh.. Sorry! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Thanks, love. Eileen nods and says: I need you to read this. Eileen hands the paper to Jack who looks it over confused. Captain Jack Sparrow: I don't understand, savvy? Eileen looks at Jack: Oh yeaaa. you're a pirate, I can't expect you to know how to read! Here! Eileen leans next to Jack and whispers something in his ear. Jack blinks. Captain Jack Sparrow: Why would I say that? Eileen: Because a few select morons don't understand that you don't need to say it to know that I don't think I own any of the characters or whatever. Jack nods and says: Ok. Eileen does not own Lu Xun. Xia- what was it? Eileen rolls her eyes and whispers names into his ear again and Jack nods and continues. Captain Jack Sparrow: Xiao Qiao, Zhou Yu, or any of the officers of Dynasty Warriors. All she owns is the giggly little girl and a few action figures. She wishes. I'm not gonna say that. Eileen pouts: Fine, be that way! ON WITH THE FIC! Captain Jack Sparrow: Ok, cough up the rum you promised!
The girl giggled more and more as they Lu Xun ran off with her, "Where are we going' mister?" she asked sweetly. Lu Xun was about to respond when one of those dreaded rocks came back to haunt him. He and the girl gasped as the large grayish-black rock went in contact with Lu Xun's foot, sending him and the poor girl flying.
"ACK!" Lu screamed as they landed on the rocky, dirty, stick packed ground. The girl, luckily, fell after Lu did, so she landed on a cushion. a Lu Xun cushion. He oofed and the girl did more giggling. (Note: Doesn't she sound like the most adorable 7-year-old?) "Get off me, peasant!" The girl frowned and crawled off. "I like your outfit, mister!" Lu Xun growled, "You will address me as master, got it?" The girl blinked a few times and nodded, "Ok mis- I mean master!" Lu Xun smiled proudly and patted his new friend on the head. "Good slave!" he praised. She smiled up at him.
"Now, you'll walk on your own!" Lu Xun ordered the girl, causing her to scowl a little. "I hate walking!" she complained. "Tough!" said Lu. Lu Xun looked around for a while as they walked and sighed. He was thinking about something and wasn't sure of it. After debating with his self, he pulled out a small box with "magic sticks," actually a few boxes, and held them out to the girl and told her "I need you to carry these, alright?" he tried being nice to the girl. She stared at the things Lu Xun held out. "What the heck are those?!" she asked raising an eyebrow. "Just a little something, but whatever you do, don't take them from their box!" The girl looked at him for a while then nodded with a smile, "Ok, Master!"
After grabbing the boxes from Lu Xun, she stuffed them in her pocket and patted them, "I did good, right Master?" the innocent little girl asked with a smile. Lu Xun tried not rolling his eyes and said, "Yes, very good, and no matter what, never take them out unless I tell you! Got me?" The little girl nodded with big, gleaming eyes and an ear-to-ear smile. Whoever this guy was, he was interesting and she wanted to see what would happen if she went with him.
They walked for a good half hour or so and the girl was ready to drop. "Mis- I mean MASTER, I'm tiiired! Can we pwease rest?" she begged. Lu Xun looked down at the girl, "Already you have become tired?" he asked baffled. The girl heaved a big sigh, "Yes!" she let out in an exasperated voice. This time Lu Xun did roll his eyes and picked her up, "Fine, we can't rest so I'll just carry you!" he supposed aggravated. The girl looked up at him and held her arms up, "Pick me up! Pick me up!" she repeated, only annoying Lu Xun even more. "Alright, alright! Shut up all ready. You really need to be quiet!"
The girl gave him a quizzical look, "Why?" she asked. Lu Xun didn't answer. "WHY?" She asked a little more loudly and gallingly. He ignored her again. "Why why why why?!?!" she pleaded. Lu Xun snarled. "SHUT-" he was about to yell, only to realize she'd probably just try to be a pest even more. So in a nice tone he told her, "Because we're playing spies! If you don't be quiet the evil wizard will find us and we'll get trapped!" The girl's eyes widened with joy, "Playing? We get to play a game! WEE-" she stopped in mid "wee," "Oh yea. right, quiet!" she whispered with a smile. She pretended to button her lips and smiled again. Lu Xun sighed, if he wasn't in such deep need for a servant, he'd leave her right there in the middle of the forest!
As he carried her, his arms got tired. He was sick of holding her in his arms like that; for a 7-year-old, she sure did seem heavy. Perhaps it was just Lu Xun. but that was beyond the point. He was sick and tired of holding her, so he unexpectedly just- "OW! What was that for you big jerk?!" the girl growled as she was flopped on the ground in the dirt. She rubbed her tooshie. Lu Xun put his hands on his hips, "I was getting tired of carrying you!" he said nonchalantly. The girl glared, "A warning woulda been nice ya know!" Lu Xun shrugged, "Its hard work carrying a chubby little girl for so long!" Flames were in the girl's eyes, "I AM NOT CHUBBY!" she screamed.
Lu Xun covered his ears, "I TOLD YOU BE QUIET!" he yelled at her. He lifted his finger to get his point across and said, "Get that through you're small head, if you don't be quiet they'll find-"
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran up to see a pouting little girl and a pausing 17- year-old in mid-sentence about to say something. Zhou Yu smirked, "You." He finished Lu Xun's sentence. Lu gave him a -.- look and put his finger down. "See what you've done-" The little girl gasped and screamed.
"IT'S THE EVIL WIZARD!" she jumped behind Lu Xun. "Evil wiz-" Lu Xun smirked. "Yes, my little nuisance, it is the EVIL WIZARD!" The girl gasped again, latching onto the back of Lu's shirt. "Now now, child, do you know what to ~do~ with evil wizards?" The girl looked up at him in wonderment. (Lu Xun: I feel special about that line. looked up at ME! *sighs with impression*) Lu Xun nodded, "Yes, it is time!" The girl smirked an evil smirk, the most evil smirk a child her size could muster.
Zhou Yu sweat dropped, "Um. nice girly." he tried reasoning as the girl slowly approached him. Xiao hid behind her Yu-bear and whimpered, "I don't know why we'd be afraid of a little girl, but that face sure is menacing!" Zhou Yu nodded. "If she didn't look so evil, I just might smack her around a little." Xiao Qiao glanced at Zhou Yu, "Now what did I say about hitting children?!" she growled. Zhou's eyes widened, "No Xiao! No! I swear I didn't mean it!" he whimpered as his wife slowly got her spanking hand ready. "Anything but that!" he hollered.
Xiao Qiao went to tackle Zhou Yu and they wrestled on the ground. Lu Xun laughed. The little girl looked up at him with a inquiring face. Lu Xun stopped, "You laugh when your master laughs!" he commanded. She blinked, "Oh. ahahahaha?" she laughed? Lu Xun immediately stopped, "Its not funny! Now go GIT 'EM!" Lu Xun ordered like she was a dog! The girl laughed maniacally and ran after the wrestling couple.
Out came one of the boxes and-
"ZHOU! YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Xiao Qiao screamed. Zhou looked up at her, "YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!" he shouted to her. They both panicked and jumped up and ran around in circles. "My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!" the both shouted in unison. (Note: I couldn't help myself, I've been watching too much Dexter's Lab!) Lu Xun laughed evilly as he watched the two run about in terror, shouting about how their hair was on fire. The girl looked over at it and an evil grin spread across her face. Lu Xun walked up to her and patted her on the shoulder. "You shall become my Princess of Flames in no time!" Lu said smugly. The girl looked up at him and smiled some more.
"Now what do we do, Master?" the girl asked naively. Lu Xun spun on his heel and began walking towards the end of the forest, "We find the other wizards!" he told her like an army. general? Well more like how should I say. he said it like Captain Norrington from Pirates of the Caribbean would say it! Yea. I'm good. But getting back to the story the little girl chased after Lu Xun moaning, "Wait up!"
When she caught up to him she smiled up at him. He smiled back down making her smile widen, then he scowled at her making her frown. He looked away and she dragged on sadly. Then Lu Xun looked back down at her smiling and she'd smile but then he'd look away in disgust. The girl would frown again and then Lu Xun looked down at her again. She looked up questioningly and he'd smile then she'd smile and he turn away again! She raised her eyebrow and looked at the ground saddened. Then again Lu Xun smiled at her and then growled as she smiled! The girl whined a little then looked away. Yes, Lu Xun's smiled down at her and then. well you know!
Finally Lu Xun smiled at her and she backed away slightly, smiled lightly, and Lu Xun picked her up to carry her. Though he was carrying her like a potato sack, she accepted it because heck, it was definitely better than walking on her own! (Note: Ok, that was a bit odd, but I had to put it because as I was typing this, though I'm staying home sick today, I'm not throw-up sick, so I was eating some pumpkin pie. I had my music blasting [since nobody's home ^.^ hee hee] and my dog was sitting on my bed. I was thinking of what to add next when I see Pepper lying there. I spun my chair around and looked at her. Her tail began wagging so then I decided to mess with her a little and spin around. Every time I'd smile or look at her, her tail would wag then stop. Eventually I gave her some pie so I didn't feel bad about teasing her. so yea, that's what inspired me just then, heh!)
Back at the base Sun Quan and Sun Ce, followed by a questioning little sister. "Hey guys, whatcha talking about guys, hey guys! Guys! Are you listening? Guys! Hey!" Sun Shang Xiang whined trying to break into their conversation about the recent problem. They were missing three officers, one of which could be very dangerous outside of a mental institute for the time being. On top of that, their two smart tactic generals where of those 3 generals. Oh, and on top of on top of that, everyone knew the Qiao sisters' father would be furious if he were to find out that his youngest daughter was missing. He didn't even know that she had married that Zhou Yu fellow and that the whole army of Wu was keeping secretes from him! (Note: There's another fanfic I want to write about the Qiao's father. it's just so funny in my head right now! And doesn't it seem like they'd have a very protective father?)
The Sun brothers were trying to think of ways to get Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao from going out on renegades to get Lu Xun back. It wasn't their orders to do so! The punishment for things such as disobeying orders would to be hung at the gallows, but they couldn't afford to lose Zhou Yu and they all knew what would happen if they were to hang Xiao Qiao! Even Lu Xun was a very important officer of their army, so they'd somehow fix his problem then get everything back to normal. But it sure was tempting for Sun Quan to hang Lu Xun, after the entire dilemma he had caused. Yea. he would love to get his hands on that little mischief! It would be a grand time for him to (Note: The description of Lu Xun's passing away on Sun Quan's part is far too graphic and violent for it to even be said on fanfiction.net, for not even the rating of X could cover this! *laughs then stops* You know, with the whole X rating thing that sounds pretty. AW MAN! BAD IMMAGES!)
So as the boys discussed, they ran into a certain SHU general. "What..? What is HE doing here? Who let him in?!" growled Sun Quan who was frustrated enough as it was with the crisis going on. Zhou Yun stopped and got on his knees, "I ask your forgiveness sir, but I have urgent news from Lord Liu Bei!" he began explaining. Sun Ce raised an eyebrow, "What about?" he asked worriedly. If it had anything to do with.
"There is some sort of maniac wearing the garb of your army going around setting things on fire! He has taken one of our villager's children and is on a rampage! We ask for your assistance to rid of him." Sun Ce and Quan both smacked their own faces at the same time. Sun Shang Xiang caught up with the boys again, "Hey guys! HEY!" she whined again, and then paused in front of the handsome Shu General. She smiled politely, "Who's he?" she asked Sun Ce. "That's general Zhou Yun, just shut up and let Sun Quan handle this!" Sun Shang Xiang frowned and crossed her arms. "Uh. we know of this maniac already, his capture will be soon, no need for your army to worry! Now. GO!" Sun Quan said pushing the poor Shu officer out the door. Sun Quan's army had already suffered enough embarrassment against Cao Cao and that was enough.
After closing the door, he leaned against it and sighed, "I sure do hope those two find him quick!" Sun Quan heaved a sigh. Sun Ce looked at him puzzled, "But. I thought we-" "No, brother, they shall find him while we sit back, relax, and pretend like that monkey has nothing to do with us!" Sun Ce opened his mouth to talk, "Ap pa bap!" Sun Quan interrupted him. He tried talking again only to have Sun Quan interrupted him. "BUT-" "Nope!" "I'M OLDER!" Sun Ce pouted.
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao had finally unset their hair, and their hair was now black charred ashes sitting on their head. Xiao Qiao's eyes began to well up with tears and she was on the verge of a burst of screaming and crying. "Now, now, Xiao-kins, I'm sure we can fix it." Zhou Yu tried raising his arms in assurance. Xiao sort of hiccupped away tears and sat there with rage in her eyes. "Really, Xiao, it looks fine!" Zhou Yu tried to touch it to fix it for her. She smacked his hand away and with utter seriousness said, "Not now, Yu-bear. I have some unfinished business with a certain teenager!" Zhou Yu stared at her. She suddenly smiled and became bright and cheery again and went skipping off to find Lu Xun.
A good chapter, no? I felt bad about not updating for a while so I tried to make this one long! I hope it is actually a bit longer than the others though; I'm kinda stupid and sick right now. Yea, that's my trick behind it, I was sick and stayed home from school today. Some sort of virus is going around and I caught it ^.^;; So yea. don't expect something until the long weekend, oh yea 3 days! Then we gots (yes gots) Thanksgiving break! Thank God! .I hate 8th grade. And please do in fact check out my website, PLEASE! Its actually pretty good!
Disclaimer: And today my favorite pirate gets to do my disclaimer for me!
Jack Sparrow: Hey! It's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! Eileen: Oh.. Sorry! CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow: Thanks, love. Eileen nods and says: I need you to read this. Eileen hands the paper to Jack who looks it over confused. Captain Jack Sparrow: I don't understand, savvy? Eileen looks at Jack: Oh yeaaa. you're a pirate, I can't expect you to know how to read! Here! Eileen leans next to Jack and whispers something in his ear. Jack blinks. Captain Jack Sparrow: Why would I say that? Eileen: Because a few select morons don't understand that you don't need to say it to know that I don't think I own any of the characters or whatever. Jack nods and says: Ok. Eileen does not own Lu Xun. Xia- what was it? Eileen rolls her eyes and whispers names into his ear again and Jack nods and continues. Captain Jack Sparrow: Xiao Qiao, Zhou Yu, or any of the officers of Dynasty Warriors. All she owns is the giggly little girl and a few action figures. She wishes. I'm not gonna say that. Eileen pouts: Fine, be that way! ON WITH THE FIC! Captain Jack Sparrow: Ok, cough up the rum you promised!
The girl giggled more and more as they Lu Xun ran off with her, "Where are we going' mister?" she asked sweetly. Lu Xun was about to respond when one of those dreaded rocks came back to haunt him. He and the girl gasped as the large grayish-black rock went in contact with Lu Xun's foot, sending him and the poor girl flying.
"ACK!" Lu screamed as they landed on the rocky, dirty, stick packed ground. The girl, luckily, fell after Lu did, so she landed on a cushion. a Lu Xun cushion. He oofed and the girl did more giggling. (Note: Doesn't she sound like the most adorable 7-year-old?) "Get off me, peasant!" The girl frowned and crawled off. "I like your outfit, mister!" Lu Xun growled, "You will address me as master, got it?" The girl blinked a few times and nodded, "Ok mis- I mean master!" Lu Xun smiled proudly and patted his new friend on the head. "Good slave!" he praised. She smiled up at him.
"Now, you'll walk on your own!" Lu Xun ordered the girl, causing her to scowl a little. "I hate walking!" she complained. "Tough!" said Lu. Lu Xun looked around for a while as they walked and sighed. He was thinking about something and wasn't sure of it. After debating with his self, he pulled out a small box with "magic sticks," actually a few boxes, and held them out to the girl and told her "I need you to carry these, alright?" he tried being nice to the girl. She stared at the things Lu Xun held out. "What the heck are those?!" she asked raising an eyebrow. "Just a little something, but whatever you do, don't take them from their box!" The girl looked at him for a while then nodded with a smile, "Ok, Master!"
After grabbing the boxes from Lu Xun, she stuffed them in her pocket and patted them, "I did good, right Master?" the innocent little girl asked with a smile. Lu Xun tried not rolling his eyes and said, "Yes, very good, and no matter what, never take them out unless I tell you! Got me?" The little girl nodded with big, gleaming eyes and an ear-to-ear smile. Whoever this guy was, he was interesting and she wanted to see what would happen if she went with him.
They walked for a good half hour or so and the girl was ready to drop. "Mis- I mean MASTER, I'm tiiired! Can we pwease rest?" she begged. Lu Xun looked down at the girl, "Already you have become tired?" he asked baffled. The girl heaved a big sigh, "Yes!" she let out in an exasperated voice. This time Lu Xun did roll his eyes and picked her up, "Fine, we can't rest so I'll just carry you!" he supposed aggravated. The girl looked up at him and held her arms up, "Pick me up! Pick me up!" she repeated, only annoying Lu Xun even more. "Alright, alright! Shut up all ready. You really need to be quiet!"
The girl gave him a quizzical look, "Why?" she asked. Lu Xun didn't answer. "WHY?" She asked a little more loudly and gallingly. He ignored her again. "Why why why why?!?!" she pleaded. Lu Xun snarled. "SHUT-" he was about to yell, only to realize she'd probably just try to be a pest even more. So in a nice tone he told her, "Because we're playing spies! If you don't be quiet the evil wizard will find us and we'll get trapped!" The girl's eyes widened with joy, "Playing? We get to play a game! WEE-" she stopped in mid "wee," "Oh yea. right, quiet!" she whispered with a smile. She pretended to button her lips and smiled again. Lu Xun sighed, if he wasn't in such deep need for a servant, he'd leave her right there in the middle of the forest!
As he carried her, his arms got tired. He was sick of holding her in his arms like that; for a 7-year-old, she sure did seem heavy. Perhaps it was just Lu Xun. but that was beyond the point. He was sick and tired of holding her, so he unexpectedly just- "OW! What was that for you big jerk?!" the girl growled as she was flopped on the ground in the dirt. She rubbed her tooshie. Lu Xun put his hands on his hips, "I was getting tired of carrying you!" he said nonchalantly. The girl glared, "A warning woulda been nice ya know!" Lu Xun shrugged, "Its hard work carrying a chubby little girl for so long!" Flames were in the girl's eyes, "I AM NOT CHUBBY!" she screamed.
Lu Xun covered his ears, "I TOLD YOU BE QUIET!" he yelled at her. He lifted his finger to get his point across and said, "Get that through you're small head, if you don't be quiet they'll find-"
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran up to see a pouting little girl and a pausing 17- year-old in mid-sentence about to say something. Zhou Yu smirked, "You." He finished Lu Xun's sentence. Lu gave him a -.- look and put his finger down. "See what you've done-" The little girl gasped and screamed.
"IT'S THE EVIL WIZARD!" she jumped behind Lu Xun. "Evil wiz-" Lu Xun smirked. "Yes, my little nuisance, it is the EVIL WIZARD!" The girl gasped again, latching onto the back of Lu's shirt. "Now now, child, do you know what to ~do~ with evil wizards?" The girl looked up at him in wonderment. (Lu Xun: I feel special about that line. looked up at ME! *sighs with impression*) Lu Xun nodded, "Yes, it is time!" The girl smirked an evil smirk, the most evil smirk a child her size could muster.
Zhou Yu sweat dropped, "Um. nice girly." he tried reasoning as the girl slowly approached him. Xiao hid behind her Yu-bear and whimpered, "I don't know why we'd be afraid of a little girl, but that face sure is menacing!" Zhou Yu nodded. "If she didn't look so evil, I just might smack her around a little." Xiao Qiao glanced at Zhou Yu, "Now what did I say about hitting children?!" she growled. Zhou's eyes widened, "No Xiao! No! I swear I didn't mean it!" he whimpered as his wife slowly got her spanking hand ready. "Anything but that!" he hollered.
Xiao Qiao went to tackle Zhou Yu and they wrestled on the ground. Lu Xun laughed. The little girl looked up at him with a inquiring face. Lu Xun stopped, "You laugh when your master laughs!" he commanded. She blinked, "Oh. ahahahaha?" she laughed? Lu Xun immediately stopped, "Its not funny! Now go GIT 'EM!" Lu Xun ordered like she was a dog! The girl laughed maniacally and ran after the wrestling couple.
Out came one of the boxes and-
"ZHOU! YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!" Xiao Qiao screamed. Zhou looked up at her, "YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE!" he shouted to her. They both panicked and jumped up and ran around in circles. "My hair is on fire! My hair is on fire!" the both shouted in unison. (Note: I couldn't help myself, I've been watching too much Dexter's Lab!) Lu Xun laughed evilly as he watched the two run about in terror, shouting about how their hair was on fire. The girl looked over at it and an evil grin spread across her face. Lu Xun walked up to her and patted her on the shoulder. "You shall become my Princess of Flames in no time!" Lu said smugly. The girl looked up at him and smiled some more.
"Now what do we do, Master?" the girl asked naively. Lu Xun spun on his heel and began walking towards the end of the forest, "We find the other wizards!" he told her like an army. general? Well more like how should I say. he said it like Captain Norrington from Pirates of the Caribbean would say it! Yea. I'm good. But getting back to the story the little girl chased after Lu Xun moaning, "Wait up!"
When she caught up to him she smiled up at him. He smiled back down making her smile widen, then he scowled at her making her frown. He looked away and she dragged on sadly. Then Lu Xun looked back down at her smiling and she'd smile but then he'd look away in disgust. The girl would frown again and then Lu Xun looked down at her again. She looked up questioningly and he'd smile then she'd smile and he turn away again! She raised her eyebrow and looked at the ground saddened. Then again Lu Xun smiled at her and then growled as she smiled! The girl whined a little then looked away. Yes, Lu Xun's smiled down at her and then. well you know!
Finally Lu Xun smiled at her and she backed away slightly, smiled lightly, and Lu Xun picked her up to carry her. Though he was carrying her like a potato sack, she accepted it because heck, it was definitely better than walking on her own! (Note: Ok, that was a bit odd, but I had to put it because as I was typing this, though I'm staying home sick today, I'm not throw-up sick, so I was eating some pumpkin pie. I had my music blasting [since nobody's home ^.^ hee hee] and my dog was sitting on my bed. I was thinking of what to add next when I see Pepper lying there. I spun my chair around and looked at her. Her tail began wagging so then I decided to mess with her a little and spin around. Every time I'd smile or look at her, her tail would wag then stop. Eventually I gave her some pie so I didn't feel bad about teasing her. so yea, that's what inspired me just then, heh!)
Back at the base Sun Quan and Sun Ce, followed by a questioning little sister. "Hey guys, whatcha talking about guys, hey guys! Guys! Are you listening? Guys! Hey!" Sun Shang Xiang whined trying to break into their conversation about the recent problem. They were missing three officers, one of which could be very dangerous outside of a mental institute for the time being. On top of that, their two smart tactic generals where of those 3 generals. Oh, and on top of on top of that, everyone knew the Qiao sisters' father would be furious if he were to find out that his youngest daughter was missing. He didn't even know that she had married that Zhou Yu fellow and that the whole army of Wu was keeping secretes from him! (Note: There's another fanfic I want to write about the Qiao's father. it's just so funny in my head right now! And doesn't it seem like they'd have a very protective father?)
The Sun brothers were trying to think of ways to get Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao from going out on renegades to get Lu Xun back. It wasn't their orders to do so! The punishment for things such as disobeying orders would to be hung at the gallows, but they couldn't afford to lose Zhou Yu and they all knew what would happen if they were to hang Xiao Qiao! Even Lu Xun was a very important officer of their army, so they'd somehow fix his problem then get everything back to normal. But it sure was tempting for Sun Quan to hang Lu Xun, after the entire dilemma he had caused. Yea. he would love to get his hands on that little mischief! It would be a grand time for him to (Note: The description of Lu Xun's passing away on Sun Quan's part is far too graphic and violent for it to even be said on fanfiction.net, for not even the rating of X could cover this! *laughs then stops* You know, with the whole X rating thing that sounds pretty. AW MAN! BAD IMMAGES!)
So as the boys discussed, they ran into a certain SHU general. "What..? What is HE doing here? Who let him in?!" growled Sun Quan who was frustrated enough as it was with the crisis going on. Zhou Yun stopped and got on his knees, "I ask your forgiveness sir, but I have urgent news from Lord Liu Bei!" he began explaining. Sun Ce raised an eyebrow, "What about?" he asked worriedly. If it had anything to do with.
"There is some sort of maniac wearing the garb of your army going around setting things on fire! He has taken one of our villager's children and is on a rampage! We ask for your assistance to rid of him." Sun Ce and Quan both smacked their own faces at the same time. Sun Shang Xiang caught up with the boys again, "Hey guys! HEY!" she whined again, and then paused in front of the handsome Shu General. She smiled politely, "Who's he?" she asked Sun Ce. "That's general Zhou Yun, just shut up and let Sun Quan handle this!" Sun Shang Xiang frowned and crossed her arms. "Uh. we know of this maniac already, his capture will be soon, no need for your army to worry! Now. GO!" Sun Quan said pushing the poor Shu officer out the door. Sun Quan's army had already suffered enough embarrassment against Cao Cao and that was enough.
After closing the door, he leaned against it and sighed, "I sure do hope those two find him quick!" Sun Quan heaved a sigh. Sun Ce looked at him puzzled, "But. I thought we-" "No, brother, they shall find him while we sit back, relax, and pretend like that monkey has nothing to do with us!" Sun Ce opened his mouth to talk, "Ap pa bap!" Sun Quan interrupted him. He tried talking again only to have Sun Quan interrupted him. "BUT-" "Nope!" "I'M OLDER!" Sun Ce pouted.
Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao had finally unset their hair, and their hair was now black charred ashes sitting on their head. Xiao Qiao's eyes began to well up with tears and she was on the verge of a burst of screaming and crying. "Now, now, Xiao-kins, I'm sure we can fix it." Zhou Yu tried raising his arms in assurance. Xiao sort of hiccupped away tears and sat there with rage in her eyes. "Really, Xiao, it looks fine!" Zhou Yu tried to touch it to fix it for her. She smacked his hand away and with utter seriousness said, "Not now, Yu-bear. I have some unfinished business with a certain teenager!" Zhou Yu stared at her. She suddenly smiled and became bright and cheery again and went skipping off to find Lu Xun.
A good chapter, no? I felt bad about not updating for a while so I tried to make this one long! I hope it is actually a bit longer than the others though; I'm kinda stupid and sick right now. Yea, that's my trick behind it, I was sick and stayed home from school today. Some sort of virus is going around and I caught it ^.^;; So yea. don't expect something until the long weekend, oh yea 3 days! Then we gots (yes gots) Thanksgiving break! Thank God! .I hate 8th grade. And please do in fact check out my website, PLEASE! Its actually pretty good!