Hey hey, another chapter, this is a good month for me, ay? I've managed to
get up another chapter for you people. even though I only received like. 2
reviews from 2 chapters. I guess I lost you guys *cries* Anyway, I better
do the stinking disclaimer.
Disclaimer: *grabs all of her invisible friends* I need all of you to say this for me in unison. and it needs to sound creepy!
All invisible people: *sweat drop*
Eileen:*rubs her temples* Here, just read off this *shows big poster with words*
Link: C'mon guys, lets just do this one thing.
Everyone else: (In a whiney voice) Fiiiiine....... Eileen does not own Dynasty Warriors or any of the characters from it. It is her mere fantasy!
Link: Yea but she could always make invisible ones. ^.^
Eileen: Ya know. I do in fact have-
Link: Just tell them you're darn story!
Eileen rubs the back of her head like Goku: Oh yea. well you guys get the point! ON WITH THE STORY!
(P.S. Ever notice when you make dot dot dots, it doesn't really show up on FFNet? Oh well. I bet those dots didn't work. or those! ~.~)
Lu Xun was running full speed through the forest, this time taking extra care not to trip and fall again. That always hurt. and he didn't like hurtness.ness ness ness! So anyway, he gracefully leaped over logs and rocks all the while the girl was bumping up and down on his shoulder going, "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah." because the bumping was syllable-izing her Ahhhhhhh, just like when you talk and someone pats you relatively hard on the back and it goes all. yea. But Lu Xun didn't mind that either; he was determined now, with the mission he had thought up in his head. It was too secrete for me to even tell you! *Gasp*
The girl didn't know the plan, or care about it for that matter, all she knew was she was having fun on Lu Xun's shoulder. It seemed different than last time and now he actually had her on his shoulder right so his bones weren't sticking in her gut. Plus she loved making that etchy sound when she went up and down gracelessly like a horseman who didn't know how to post. On top of that Lu Xun was running much faster and she was facing the right direction so the wind was blowing in her hair. She put her hand behind her head and posed like a model, "Ih-I'mm-m a mo-mod-el!" she said like an herbal essence girl.
Lu Xun looked over at her, "What?" he asked raising an eyebrow, still running. "Y-ee-ea!" she told him with a big smile. He rolled his eyes and kept on running, "Well if that 'tis so," he said with a smirk, "you shall eventually become my bride." The girl went pale.
Back, Xiao Qiao skipped through the forest gleefully (and as requested) her hair was magically better as if nothing had happened a lot like in cartoons and whatnot, after Lu Xun. She seemed to be in some magical forest and was all sparkly and the sun was shining brightly in her eyes. It was like in the commercials when they skip through a beautiful place where everything was perfect. She was in complete bliss as she merrily strode down the long, wide path.
Zhou Yu walked beside her, annoyance obviously evident in his eyes. He grumbled to himself, "Why is it that it always gets like this when she skips?"
That was when Xiao Qiao stopped skipping and froze. She was like a statue. Zhou Yu walked up to her and looked at her, "What's wrong?" he asked. Xiao Qiao's eyes shot to him, "SHHHHHH!" she shouted. "Is it Lu-?" "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zhou Yu stopped and became as still as she was. The 16- year-old looked around intently, being sure to not even breath. "What is it?" Zhou Yu said just barely. Xiao Qiao didn't even bother looking at him and she just put her finger over her mouth.
Zhou Yu smiled slightly, she was probably hot on the trail of Lu Xun and his little she-devil friend. At first Zhou Yu thought he was holding a hostage, but after she crisped his and his wife's hair, he had mentally dubbed her "little she-devil." While in his mental notation and note skimming, Xiao Qiao tapped Zhou Yu harshly on the shoulder, "Zhou!" she whispered. His eyes were pure white and he looked utterly spaced out. It was Xiao Qiao's turn to roll her eyes and grumble, "Why is it that he always gets like this when he thinks?" She tapped him harder and he shook out of it.
"What is it?" he asked grimly. Xiao Qiao pointed over to a bush where something shook it. Zhou Yu nodded slowly, thinking he got the idea. He slowly began walking over to see what it was. Xiao Qiao held her hand out in front of his chest and shook her head dismally, "Let me." she told him. Zhou nodded with a serious look on his face.
Xiao Qiao slowly walked to the bush, even able to keep her shoes from making any noise. When she finally reached the bush and was a good distance away from it, yet still close, she shot down suddenly and grabbed something in the bush.
Zhou Yu gasped, not in shock, but in pure glee. Xiao Qiao had finally caught..
"THAT'S NOT LU XUN!" Zhou Yu shouted in disappointment. Xiao Qiao gave him one of those babysitter looks (you know the kind), and put a hand on her hip, "I never said it was!" In her other hand she held a cute little, white bunny with a cottontail and a pink, twitchy little nose. She petted it and kissed it and spoke baby talk to it, as Zhou Yu stood there dumbfounded.
Back at the base Sun Quan sat back with his feet kicked up on a table as Sun Ce pouted. "I still say we should go and try to find them ourselves! I can't stand just staying here while my best friend is out there doing something stupid. and it really concerns me because Yu's the smartest guy I know!" Sun Quan opened one of his eyes from his half-sleeping and used it to glare at Sun Ce, "Who said he was YOUR best friend?" he challenged. "What are you talking about?" Sun Ce asked angrily. "Well duh, its obvious that Zhou Yu likes me better!" Sun Quan said snootily. Sun Ce jumped up, holding his weapons forward, "HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!" he screamed in defense.
Sun Quan opened the other eye, getting more aggravated, "No he's not, HE LIKES ME BETTER!" he yelled at Sun Ce. "YOU DON'T EVEN TALK TO HIM!" Sun Ce pointed out. Sun Quan closed his eyes again, ".He still likes me better," he informed him plainly. Sun Ce's nostril's flared in his anger, like a bull's, and he suddenly jumped up at Sun Quan, "NOT TRUE!" he cried out as he was about to grab his brother in a choke hold.
Meanwhile, Lu Xun and his "fiancé" were still running through the forest. Where Lu Xun got the energy. well I have some pretty good hypothesizes but I'm lazy to say them, so I'll just say I don 't know! One. well ANOTHER thing I DO know is that after Lu Xun's last comment, the little girl was half enraged and half filled with glee. Sure, it would be great to marry this brave General, but he was weird and crazy and he treated her like a slave. Though it'd probably change if she got married to him, but it was still weird. I mean, the guy was a pyro. Then again. well that's what confused her.
"PUT ME DOWN!" She shouted furious, "RIGHT THIS MINUTE!" she said imitating her mother to sound more powerful. Lu Xun didn't even bother to listen to her, instead he tuned her out and mentally tuned into an elevator music station. As the mellow, soothing music played, his eyelids sank halfway and he went onto a rainbow of calm. His head rocked back and forth to the soft instrumental interlude and that was when his foot made another new friend.
The two, for the second time, when flying to the ground hard, extremely solid ground. (Solid=salad. oh never mind, its an inside joke.) This time the girl was not so lucky and instead of just falling and landing on Lu Xun she landed IN a tree. Lu Xun was lucky, his head hit a small pile of leaves and he was fine. He got up and looked around. His little friend was nowhere to be found. He looked all over the ground for her little body and found her nowhere. He put his hands on his hips, "You better not be hiding! I wouldn't like to have to burn down this whole forest to find you!" he warned her.
But there was nothing the girl could do, her head miraculously shot right into the hollow of a large tree and she was stuck. "GRRR!" she growled. (Rin pops up: Thank you Captain Obvious! Eileen: -.-) "MAAAAASTER! MY HEAD IS STUCK! MAAAAAAAAAAASTER! HEEELP!" But as loud as her little lungs made her scream, the trunk of the tree muffled any noise coming from her.
Lu Xun continued looking around on the ground, "Little girl! Where did you go?" he shouted. He gave the forest one last glimpse and instantly gave up, "Oh well, there are plenty of other beautiful girls out there to marry!" With that he walked away, leaving the girl stuck in the trunk. It was kind of sad though, because there she was, sticking out of a tree barely 6 feet off the ground and he couldn't find her. The really sad thing: Lu Xun was no taller than 5"7 and never thought to look up.
In the base, Sun Ce was viciously strangling his brother while Sun Quan gasped for help. Sun Shang Xiang sat in Sun Quan's big comfy chair and watched in amusement. "I could really use some popcorn right now!" (Eileen: Oh, the hell with it!) A bag of popcorn suddenly appeared in Sun Shang Xiang's hands and she smiled, "I love that." she sighed to herself. (Eileen:*wink*) Sun Quan gave her the most devilish look he could muster, but it was pretty hard considering that he was lacking air. She just smiled innocently at him.
That was when one of Sun Quan's body guards came strolling about, whistling Dixie (lol, couldn't resist!) and sees his powerful master being strangled by (what he thought) his younger brother. "LORD SUN QUAN!" He gasped jumped to help. "He's. too strong. for you! Get.ge. FATHER!" his bodyguard nodded and bolted off to get help. Sun Shang Xiang was about to bolt after him when she sighed and looked down at the two, "Oh well. better enjoy it while it lasts." she mumbled to herself, getting another mouthful of popcorn.
"You can't keep the bunny, Xiao! It'll be a burden while looking for Lu Xun!" Zhou Yu scolded the young Xiao Qiao. But she was being stubborn and refused to part with her furry little friend, "NO! Moochie-kins isn't goin' nowhere!" she shouted, running away from Zhou Yu, at least the right direction to find Lu Xun. Zhou Yu chased behind her, "I'm sorry, honey, but it'll just get in the way! And that's improper English! Its isn't goinG ANYwhere!" Zhou Yu corrected.
That's when Xiao Qiao stopped. "What are you talking about? We don't even really speak English!" she told him folding her arms. Zhou Yu suddenly stopped, "You know what? You're right, we DON'T speak English." The two looked out at the readers in disgust. "HEY! Why should we speak English just for you?" Xiao Qiao accused YOU. "YEA!" Zhou Yu agreed, giving you all a death glare. (That's when you growl angrily and point towards me shouting, "BUT SHE DID IT!") (Repeat it out loud! And who care's who's listening to you!) "BUT SHE DID IT!" the audience shouted, pointing at. ME?! YOU TRAITORS! WHO SET YOU UP TO DO THIS?! I'LL GIVE 'EM THE OL' ONE TWO! *Crickets* Oh yea. well. Eileen gets angry glares from Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao. I don't know Japanese like in the video game, so sue me!
"But when you think about it, we're mad at the Japanese creators too because we don't speak Japanese either! We're CHINESE!" Xiao Qiao pointed out. "Yea!" Zhou Yu agreed again, suddenly feeling a bit left out of the argument just copying what Xiao Qiao said. I'm shrugging, I don't know Japanese OR Chinese, so live with it and feel special that you're all bilingual! (I spelled that word all on my own! No SPELL CHECK!)
That was when Xiao Qiao gasped, "WE GOT SO OFF TOPIC! LU XUN MIGHT ALREADY HAVE-" Zhou Yu clamped his hand over Xiao Qiao's mouth, "SHUSH! They're not supposed to know what happens in the end you silly little butt!" Zhou Yu scolded her. Xiao Qiao gave a frown, "Butt? I'm a butt?" she asked miserably looking at the ground. Zhou Yu's eyebrows folded up sadly, "No! That's not what I meant. I. You know I love you!" Zhou Yu tried convincing her. She looked up with a gleam in her eye, "You do?!" she squealed happily. Zhou Yu felt her cheek and smiled warmly at her, "Of course I do!" he told her gently. She smiled up at him and kissed him on the cheek. "Now lets go get our prey!" she said gaily (yes gaily!).
So they both ran off again to look for Lu Xun and drag him back to base. That was when Xiao realized her bunny was gone. "MY BUNNY!" she screamed frantically. She looked ahead of her and saw it hopping off. Her eyes widened, "Yu-bear! We HAFTA get that bunny back!" she demanded. Zhou Yu gave a thwarted look, just when he thought she would get serious, she's back to her naïve self.
"Xiao! It's just a bunny-" Zhou Yu started to lecture her again when she was already very far away screaming something back to him, "I THINK THIS BUNNY CAN HELP US!" she explained. He smacked himself in the face, "You've got to be kidding me!" he whined to himself.
Again at the base, a crowd was gathering around a fight, everyone holding popcorn (thanks to my special author skills) and staring in wonder as brother fought brother. Sun Ce was painfully obviously winning. Sun Quan's bodyguard finally came back with Sun Jian who looked disappointedly at all of his generals who were standing around watching, some drooling in amusement. He broke through everyone and grabbed both his boys by their collars. Actually the only one he really had to grab was Ce and Quan gladly stepped back from Quan.
"CE! What has gotten into you? How could you assault your older brother like that?" Sun Jian yelled at Sun Ce. He was come over by another rage, "BUT FATHER! I'M OLDER!" he shouted defensively. "How could YOU?!" Sun Ce accused his father. He blinked. "You're older? But."
That was when Da Qiao (OH MY GOD! Xiao's sister IS in this after all) stepped up. "Well Ce-Ce, its easy to mistaken YOU to be younger." she began explaining. Sun Ce gave her a look of deep hurt, "Now you're in on this too?!" he pleaded. Da shook her head, "Of course not! But." she began again, "You're younger brother looks like an old fart and you look so young!" Sun Quan shot her a death glare. "That's why I like you better, Ce- Ce!" Da said to him latching onto his arm.
"OLD FART?!" Sun Quan sulked in anger. Everyone looked to him and nodded their heads. "Yea," Lu Meng said, "That was the only reason I thought you were older." Sun Quan clenched his fists, "Not because. I'm more mature? OR ANYTHING?" They all nodded again. Sun Quan stomped off all in a huff.
Meanwhile, Lu Xun was walking off also in quite the huff. First BG abandoned him now his faithful little "fiancé" who knew the art of being a pyromaniac as well has he did had abandoned him as well. Or so he thought, at least. So he was stormy through the forest and instead of going around things as he had before, he made them go around him. He chopped branches and kick rocks and even took a good 10 minutes to move the really big ones!
That was up until he came across a gigantic log fallen over onto the would- be path he was on. He stopped walking and put his hands on his hips, "C'mon!" he shouted angrily into the air. He didn't want to hurt his pride by walking around the God forsaken log and he knew he couldn't possess the power to move it in a thousand years, even a thousand years after that! So he stood there, waiting for the log to move. In his "prince" state, he had more pride and stubbornness than the prince of saiyans! What's up with princes having attitude, anyway? Oh the hell with it, I love Vegeta and Lu Xun. and Lu doesn't need the attitude to be irresistible! (Ahahahaha. ok I'm done now).
So he stood there with his arms crossed, refusing to even admit defeat to some log or himself. He stared at the log as if his piercing glare would make it "want" to leave. "You know you want to give in!" Lu Xun jeered sternly. "Come on, subside to my devilish glare! You know you can't outlast the Prince of Flames!" Lu Xun tried again.
And that tops off the crazy chapter 7 of the Pyromaniac Prince of Flames! It was decently long, you must agree! Though I'm pretty disappointed in my readers. I only got ONE review from those two chapters. And it was from the very kind number304! Thank you for your consideration of my efforts! Now everyone else, I have my *last* chapter completed and everything, but you can't see it until I get some more darn reviews! That's right, you heard me, no last chapter until you people ask for it!
Disclaimer: *grabs all of her invisible friends* I need all of you to say this for me in unison. and it needs to sound creepy!
All invisible people: *sweat drop*
Eileen:*rubs her temples* Here, just read off this *shows big poster with words*
Link: C'mon guys, lets just do this one thing.
Everyone else: (In a whiney voice) Fiiiiine....... Eileen does not own Dynasty Warriors or any of the characters from it. It is her mere fantasy!
Link: Yea but she could always make invisible ones. ^.^
Eileen: Ya know. I do in fact have-
Link: Just tell them you're darn story!
Eileen rubs the back of her head like Goku: Oh yea. well you guys get the point! ON WITH THE STORY!
(P.S. Ever notice when you make dot dot dots, it doesn't really show up on FFNet? Oh well. I bet those dots didn't work. or those! ~.~)
Lu Xun was running full speed through the forest, this time taking extra care not to trip and fall again. That always hurt. and he didn't like hurtness.ness ness ness! So anyway, he gracefully leaped over logs and rocks all the while the girl was bumping up and down on his shoulder going, "Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah." because the bumping was syllable-izing her Ahhhhhhh, just like when you talk and someone pats you relatively hard on the back and it goes all. yea. But Lu Xun didn't mind that either; he was determined now, with the mission he had thought up in his head. It was too secrete for me to even tell you! *Gasp*
The girl didn't know the plan, or care about it for that matter, all she knew was she was having fun on Lu Xun's shoulder. It seemed different than last time and now he actually had her on his shoulder right so his bones weren't sticking in her gut. Plus she loved making that etchy sound when she went up and down gracelessly like a horseman who didn't know how to post. On top of that Lu Xun was running much faster and she was facing the right direction so the wind was blowing in her hair. She put her hand behind her head and posed like a model, "Ih-I'mm-m a mo-mod-el!" she said like an herbal essence girl.
Lu Xun looked over at her, "What?" he asked raising an eyebrow, still running. "Y-ee-ea!" she told him with a big smile. He rolled his eyes and kept on running, "Well if that 'tis so," he said with a smirk, "you shall eventually become my bride." The girl went pale.
Back, Xiao Qiao skipped through the forest gleefully (and as requested) her hair was magically better as if nothing had happened a lot like in cartoons and whatnot, after Lu Xun. She seemed to be in some magical forest and was all sparkly and the sun was shining brightly in her eyes. It was like in the commercials when they skip through a beautiful place where everything was perfect. She was in complete bliss as she merrily strode down the long, wide path.
Zhou Yu walked beside her, annoyance obviously evident in his eyes. He grumbled to himself, "Why is it that it always gets like this when she skips?"
That was when Xiao Qiao stopped skipping and froze. She was like a statue. Zhou Yu walked up to her and looked at her, "What's wrong?" he asked. Xiao Qiao's eyes shot to him, "SHHHHHH!" she shouted. "Is it Lu-?" "SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zhou Yu stopped and became as still as she was. The 16- year-old looked around intently, being sure to not even breath. "What is it?" Zhou Yu said just barely. Xiao Qiao didn't even bother looking at him and she just put her finger over her mouth.
Zhou Yu smiled slightly, she was probably hot on the trail of Lu Xun and his little she-devil friend. At first Zhou Yu thought he was holding a hostage, but after she crisped his and his wife's hair, he had mentally dubbed her "little she-devil." While in his mental notation and note skimming, Xiao Qiao tapped Zhou Yu harshly on the shoulder, "Zhou!" she whispered. His eyes were pure white and he looked utterly spaced out. It was Xiao Qiao's turn to roll her eyes and grumble, "Why is it that he always gets like this when he thinks?" She tapped him harder and he shook out of it.
"What is it?" he asked grimly. Xiao Qiao pointed over to a bush where something shook it. Zhou Yu nodded slowly, thinking he got the idea. He slowly began walking over to see what it was. Xiao Qiao held her hand out in front of his chest and shook her head dismally, "Let me." she told him. Zhou nodded with a serious look on his face.
Xiao Qiao slowly walked to the bush, even able to keep her shoes from making any noise. When she finally reached the bush and was a good distance away from it, yet still close, she shot down suddenly and grabbed something in the bush.
Zhou Yu gasped, not in shock, but in pure glee. Xiao Qiao had finally caught..
"THAT'S NOT LU XUN!" Zhou Yu shouted in disappointment. Xiao Qiao gave him one of those babysitter looks (you know the kind), and put a hand on her hip, "I never said it was!" In her other hand she held a cute little, white bunny with a cottontail and a pink, twitchy little nose. She petted it and kissed it and spoke baby talk to it, as Zhou Yu stood there dumbfounded.
Back at the base Sun Quan sat back with his feet kicked up on a table as Sun Ce pouted. "I still say we should go and try to find them ourselves! I can't stand just staying here while my best friend is out there doing something stupid. and it really concerns me because Yu's the smartest guy I know!" Sun Quan opened one of his eyes from his half-sleeping and used it to glare at Sun Ce, "Who said he was YOUR best friend?" he challenged. "What are you talking about?" Sun Ce asked angrily. "Well duh, its obvious that Zhou Yu likes me better!" Sun Quan said snootily. Sun Ce jumped up, holding his weapons forward, "HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!" he screamed in defense.
Sun Quan opened the other eye, getting more aggravated, "No he's not, HE LIKES ME BETTER!" he yelled at Sun Ce. "YOU DON'T EVEN TALK TO HIM!" Sun Ce pointed out. Sun Quan closed his eyes again, ".He still likes me better," he informed him plainly. Sun Ce's nostril's flared in his anger, like a bull's, and he suddenly jumped up at Sun Quan, "NOT TRUE!" he cried out as he was about to grab his brother in a choke hold.
Meanwhile, Lu Xun and his "fiancé" were still running through the forest. Where Lu Xun got the energy. well I have some pretty good hypothesizes but I'm lazy to say them, so I'll just say I don 't know! One. well ANOTHER thing I DO know is that after Lu Xun's last comment, the little girl was half enraged and half filled with glee. Sure, it would be great to marry this brave General, but he was weird and crazy and he treated her like a slave. Though it'd probably change if she got married to him, but it was still weird. I mean, the guy was a pyro. Then again. well that's what confused her.
"PUT ME DOWN!" She shouted furious, "RIGHT THIS MINUTE!" she said imitating her mother to sound more powerful. Lu Xun didn't even bother to listen to her, instead he tuned her out and mentally tuned into an elevator music station. As the mellow, soothing music played, his eyelids sank halfway and he went onto a rainbow of calm. His head rocked back and forth to the soft instrumental interlude and that was when his foot made another new friend.
The two, for the second time, when flying to the ground hard, extremely solid ground. (Solid=salad. oh never mind, its an inside joke.) This time the girl was not so lucky and instead of just falling and landing on Lu Xun she landed IN a tree. Lu Xun was lucky, his head hit a small pile of leaves and he was fine. He got up and looked around. His little friend was nowhere to be found. He looked all over the ground for her little body and found her nowhere. He put his hands on his hips, "You better not be hiding! I wouldn't like to have to burn down this whole forest to find you!" he warned her.
But there was nothing the girl could do, her head miraculously shot right into the hollow of a large tree and she was stuck. "GRRR!" she growled. (Rin pops up: Thank you Captain Obvious! Eileen: -.-) "MAAAAASTER! MY HEAD IS STUCK! MAAAAAAAAAAASTER! HEEELP!" But as loud as her little lungs made her scream, the trunk of the tree muffled any noise coming from her.
Lu Xun continued looking around on the ground, "Little girl! Where did you go?" he shouted. He gave the forest one last glimpse and instantly gave up, "Oh well, there are plenty of other beautiful girls out there to marry!" With that he walked away, leaving the girl stuck in the trunk. It was kind of sad though, because there she was, sticking out of a tree barely 6 feet off the ground and he couldn't find her. The really sad thing: Lu Xun was no taller than 5"7 and never thought to look up.
In the base, Sun Ce was viciously strangling his brother while Sun Quan gasped for help. Sun Shang Xiang sat in Sun Quan's big comfy chair and watched in amusement. "I could really use some popcorn right now!" (Eileen: Oh, the hell with it!) A bag of popcorn suddenly appeared in Sun Shang Xiang's hands and she smiled, "I love that." she sighed to herself. (Eileen:*wink*) Sun Quan gave her the most devilish look he could muster, but it was pretty hard considering that he was lacking air. She just smiled innocently at him.
That was when one of Sun Quan's body guards came strolling about, whistling Dixie (lol, couldn't resist!) and sees his powerful master being strangled by (what he thought) his younger brother. "LORD SUN QUAN!" He gasped jumped to help. "He's. too strong. for you! Get.ge. FATHER!" his bodyguard nodded and bolted off to get help. Sun Shang Xiang was about to bolt after him when she sighed and looked down at the two, "Oh well. better enjoy it while it lasts." she mumbled to herself, getting another mouthful of popcorn.
"You can't keep the bunny, Xiao! It'll be a burden while looking for Lu Xun!" Zhou Yu scolded the young Xiao Qiao. But she was being stubborn and refused to part with her furry little friend, "NO! Moochie-kins isn't goin' nowhere!" she shouted, running away from Zhou Yu, at least the right direction to find Lu Xun. Zhou Yu chased behind her, "I'm sorry, honey, but it'll just get in the way! And that's improper English! Its isn't goinG ANYwhere!" Zhou Yu corrected.
That's when Xiao Qiao stopped. "What are you talking about? We don't even really speak English!" she told him folding her arms. Zhou Yu suddenly stopped, "You know what? You're right, we DON'T speak English." The two looked out at the readers in disgust. "HEY! Why should we speak English just for you?" Xiao Qiao accused YOU. "YEA!" Zhou Yu agreed, giving you all a death glare. (That's when you growl angrily and point towards me shouting, "BUT SHE DID IT!") (Repeat it out loud! And who care's who's listening to you!) "BUT SHE DID IT!" the audience shouted, pointing at. ME?! YOU TRAITORS! WHO SET YOU UP TO DO THIS?! I'LL GIVE 'EM THE OL' ONE TWO! *Crickets* Oh yea. well. Eileen gets angry glares from Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao. I don't know Japanese like in the video game, so sue me!
"But when you think about it, we're mad at the Japanese creators too because we don't speak Japanese either! We're CHINESE!" Xiao Qiao pointed out. "Yea!" Zhou Yu agreed again, suddenly feeling a bit left out of the argument just copying what Xiao Qiao said. I'm shrugging, I don't know Japanese OR Chinese, so live with it and feel special that you're all bilingual! (I spelled that word all on my own! No SPELL CHECK!)
That was when Xiao Qiao gasped, "WE GOT SO OFF TOPIC! LU XUN MIGHT ALREADY HAVE-" Zhou Yu clamped his hand over Xiao Qiao's mouth, "SHUSH! They're not supposed to know what happens in the end you silly little butt!" Zhou Yu scolded her. Xiao Qiao gave a frown, "Butt? I'm a butt?" she asked miserably looking at the ground. Zhou Yu's eyebrows folded up sadly, "No! That's not what I meant. I. You know I love you!" Zhou Yu tried convincing her. She looked up with a gleam in her eye, "You do?!" she squealed happily. Zhou Yu felt her cheek and smiled warmly at her, "Of course I do!" he told her gently. She smiled up at him and kissed him on the cheek. "Now lets go get our prey!" she said gaily (yes gaily!).
So they both ran off again to look for Lu Xun and drag him back to base. That was when Xiao realized her bunny was gone. "MY BUNNY!" she screamed frantically. She looked ahead of her and saw it hopping off. Her eyes widened, "Yu-bear! We HAFTA get that bunny back!" she demanded. Zhou Yu gave a thwarted look, just when he thought she would get serious, she's back to her naïve self.
"Xiao! It's just a bunny-" Zhou Yu started to lecture her again when she was already very far away screaming something back to him, "I THINK THIS BUNNY CAN HELP US!" she explained. He smacked himself in the face, "You've got to be kidding me!" he whined to himself.
Again at the base, a crowd was gathering around a fight, everyone holding popcorn (thanks to my special author skills) and staring in wonder as brother fought brother. Sun Ce was painfully obviously winning. Sun Quan's bodyguard finally came back with Sun Jian who looked disappointedly at all of his generals who were standing around watching, some drooling in amusement. He broke through everyone and grabbed both his boys by their collars. Actually the only one he really had to grab was Ce and Quan gladly stepped back from Quan.
"CE! What has gotten into you? How could you assault your older brother like that?" Sun Jian yelled at Sun Ce. He was come over by another rage, "BUT FATHER! I'M OLDER!" he shouted defensively. "How could YOU?!" Sun Ce accused his father. He blinked. "You're older? But."
That was when Da Qiao (OH MY GOD! Xiao's sister IS in this after all) stepped up. "Well Ce-Ce, its easy to mistaken YOU to be younger." she began explaining. Sun Ce gave her a look of deep hurt, "Now you're in on this too?!" he pleaded. Da shook her head, "Of course not! But." she began again, "You're younger brother looks like an old fart and you look so young!" Sun Quan shot her a death glare. "That's why I like you better, Ce- Ce!" Da said to him latching onto his arm.
"OLD FART?!" Sun Quan sulked in anger. Everyone looked to him and nodded their heads. "Yea," Lu Meng said, "That was the only reason I thought you were older." Sun Quan clenched his fists, "Not because. I'm more mature? OR ANYTHING?" They all nodded again. Sun Quan stomped off all in a huff.
Meanwhile, Lu Xun was walking off also in quite the huff. First BG abandoned him now his faithful little "fiancé" who knew the art of being a pyromaniac as well has he did had abandoned him as well. Or so he thought, at least. So he was stormy through the forest and instead of going around things as he had before, he made them go around him. He chopped branches and kick rocks and even took a good 10 minutes to move the really big ones!
That was up until he came across a gigantic log fallen over onto the would- be path he was on. He stopped walking and put his hands on his hips, "C'mon!" he shouted angrily into the air. He didn't want to hurt his pride by walking around the God forsaken log and he knew he couldn't possess the power to move it in a thousand years, even a thousand years after that! So he stood there, waiting for the log to move. In his "prince" state, he had more pride and stubbornness than the prince of saiyans! What's up with princes having attitude, anyway? Oh the hell with it, I love Vegeta and Lu Xun. and Lu doesn't need the attitude to be irresistible! (Ahahahaha. ok I'm done now).
So he stood there with his arms crossed, refusing to even admit defeat to some log or himself. He stared at the log as if his piercing glare would make it "want" to leave. "You know you want to give in!" Lu Xun jeered sternly. "Come on, subside to my devilish glare! You know you can't outlast the Prince of Flames!" Lu Xun tried again.
And that tops off the crazy chapter 7 of the Pyromaniac Prince of Flames! It was decently long, you must agree! Though I'm pretty disappointed in my readers. I only got ONE review from those two chapters. And it was from the very kind number304! Thank you for your consideration of my efforts! Now everyone else, I have my *last* chapter completed and everything, but you can't see it until I get some more darn reviews! That's right, you heard me, no last chapter until you people ask for it!