How DID they get acquainted?

Chapter 2: The Hike and Many Misinterpretations

Still own and don't own the same stuff, I don't wanna say it again. Told in same format, yae.

Daz

I hopped down the steps from the bus, Pur following close behind. I glanced at my surroundings. Ugg, so.. Bright.. All sunny and.. Yeesh. Anyhow, soon as we finished reclaiming our baggage, Ms. Bitters and Ms. Kilah began instructing everyone to follow them. We all trudged up a steep hill, looking for a good spot to set up camp. I noted that we'd pretty much stayed in the order of which we'd left the bus, meaning it was the teachers, the skool-kids, that boy with the same coat as me, me, Pur, the green kid, his dog, and Lin. The pale kid had only a backpack, like Lin, but where hers was red, his was blue. I quirked an eyebrow in surprise upon noticing the green one wore a backpod thing like mine. I didn't even know where I got mine from, I just know I've had it for as long as I can remember. I shrugged it off, figuring maybe I'd ask him about it later.

It looked like it was going to be a rather long walk, so I glanced at the Pur, nodding. She nodded back, and bolted into the forest. Within seconds, a large explosion ensued. While the others were occupied with staring at it, I pushed a button on my suitcase, which shrunk small enough to put in my backpod thing, which I'd disguised as a purple backpack.

Quite a nifty invention of mine, that suitcase.. Did I mention I'm an inventor? If not, I'm an inventor. Pur returned shortly thereafter, in one of her very pleasant moods, because I rarely left my labs, and she was glad I was actually outside. She started running ahead, then running around me in circles. This continued for a while, until she ran straight into the green kid's dog. Both fell backwards on impact, but then they grinned. Then, something so shocking happened I very nearly choked. It talked.

"HIIII!!" It screeched in a high pitched voice.

I looked around quickly, but the four of us outcasts were so far behind that we were the only ones to hear it. Then something bad happened. Something very, very bad.

"HIIII!!" Pur replied in a voice just as shrill, mood overcoming her COMMON FREAKING SENSE chip.

I noticed the pale boy's jaw drop. 'Shit, man, what a great weekend THIS is gonna be.' I thought angrily. Exchanging shocked looks with the green boy, we both dove forward and snatched our "pets". Lin stared at the green one, as the other boy stared at me. 'Should I kill them? No, I don't know if evidence will point to me, I'll be stuck in this godforsaken hellhole for the weekend.. I'll have to make an excuse..' I thought to myself quickly.

"Whatha hella you lookin' at?! I was.. PRACTICING VENTRILOQUISM! YES!!"

I dashed away from them as fast as I could, shuddering, because I'd just said the word "ventriloquism". Fun fact, I have severe Automatonophobia. As I ran, Pur clutched in my arms, I made a mental note that I would either have to kill those two boys later, or just avoid them as best I could for the next couple days.

Dib

I KNEW that girl wasn't normal! She had a TALKING RABBIT! She MUST be an alien! After she ran off, Zim said,

"He's a… MAGIC DOG! BEHOLD THE MAGIC DOG!"

I knew he was only saying that to try and get the other girl to believe it, but by the look on her face, I doubt she did. Then Zim dragged his dog after the alien-girl, leaving me and the brown-haired one. I narrowed my eyes at her, still not sure if she was human, but then a horrid thought struck me. Zim was going after the other alien! If they teamed up, well, let's not think about that, shall we? I turned and ran after the two, hoping they hadn't already joined forces.

Zim

Sweet mother of Irk that was close. How did that human's rabbit-thing speak? And with such resemblance to Gir.. How did she get a bunny so ADVANCED?! Hmm.. Then again, that one probably WAS stupid, unlike Gir. I finally arrived at the "camp ground" all the stink-beasts were speaking of, but that strange human and her pet were nowhere to be seen.

I wasn't really worried about the Dib seeing Gir speak, because he'd seen Gir and I out of our DISGUISES before, but STILL couldn't get anybody to believe him. Heh, foolish earthenoid.

But what of that other girl? She seemed more surprised at Gir than at the rabbit.. Why? Did she already know of the other female's pet? Maybe they were allies… Maybe they were trying to take over this mud ball! They would NOT stand in the way of MY mission, I'd have to see to that..

Lin

After the others left, I couldn't help it. I laughed so hard it hurt. So now I KNEW I was right about the green boy being weird, but I didn't know what to make of the other boy. I mean, he didn't look too surprised over the dog.. Nor did he look to happy with its owner. I guess that means they're probably not working together or anything that would suggest there was more to them than it seemed there was.. Aside from the whole 'talking dog' thing. Phht, magic dog my tail..

Man, that look on Daz's face.. I started laughing again, and then I reached the camp ground. Everyone was milling around absentmindedly, the teachers looking for a way to regain control over the students. Neither of the outcast boys, or Daz, were anywhere to be seen.

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