"Anyway, I'll bet you're going to say you've never met someone like me before, did I mention that I'm the ghost of Christmas present?"
"Yes, you did, and yeah, Chibodee, I met you four year ago..er, I mean, no spirit, I've never met anyone like you before!!!" Domon immediately corrected himself, as co-director, Nastasha Zabigopf brandished her riding crop.
"Anyway, I'm going to show you what Christmas is like now!" Chibodee said, taking Domon's hand (fingers laced) and walking out into the streets.
"Wow, Chibodee, it's really pretty out here in town on Christmas!" Domon smiled, for once in his life feeling light hearted.
"Yeah, I know, hey, wanna go grab some coffee with me, Domon.eh.I mean, yes, yes, let's go visit your brother, Kiyoji" Chibodee said, as Ulube made a very violent motion as if he'd like nothing more than to strangle Chibodee right now, Wong and Master Asia were doing all they could to hold him back, as well as doctors Kasshu and Mikamura who right now were injecting anger management medicine into Ulube's upper arm.
"Um.whatever, sure, that'd be great" Domon smiled, as he and Chibodee reappeared in Kiyoji's house where Kiyoji and his friends (including the mummy of Dahal Muhammad who threatened to haunt the studio if they didn't give him a part.) were singing, dancing and eating.
"HEEEEY!! NO FAIR, I WANT SOME BOOZE TOO!" Chibodee whined. "Oh, wait, I forgot, they can't see or hear us, cause we're spirits, duh!"
Domon stared in awe at Chibodee, wondering how anyone could say so many idiotic things in one breath.
"Anyway, now we're gonna go visit Hans and his family, okay?"
"Hans has a family?"
"Yes" Chibodee replied, as they arrived at Hans' house.
Inside, Allenby and Cecil were busy cooking a really tiny turkey, and Ming and Hoy were setting the table. Hans was just coming home, with Sai saici on his back.
"Why'd they cast Sai as tiny Tim?" Domon asked.
Chibodee shrugged "Cause Argo's too big to be tiny Tim and everyone else has a part, I guess."
Hans and his family sat down to Christmas dinner. They said their prayers, and Hans raised his glass.
"To Mr. Kasshu, the founder of the feast."
"Founder of the feast my butt!" Allenby responded. "If he was here right now, I'd give him a knuckles sandwich to feast upon and I'll bet he'd choke on it!"
Hans, Cecil, Sai Saici, Ming and Hoy all blinked staring at Allenby.
"Oh alright, cheers." Allenby said, raising her glass.
"Chibodee, does this mean Sai Saici will die?"
" not in real life, but in this show, I see a vacant room in the shaolin temple, and a Dragon Gundam without an owner."
"No, Chibodee! Sai can't die! He has to have an annoying kid to be friends with any annoying kids I have!"
"Domon, I gotta remind you, Sai is still alive in real life, and you are not married to Rain in this show, so how would you have any annoying kids, besides, Sai is tiny Tim who is like, what? 5 years old? That's way too young to have kids." Chibodee responded. "anyway, I'm really tired and Ulube says my scene ends upon the stroke of twelve.."
"NOOOOO CHIBODEEEEE!!!!! DON'T LEAVE, YOU'RE THE SEXIEST SPIRIT OF ALL! PLEASE! COME LIVE WITH ME!"
"Domon, this is 19th century England, not San Francisco, and I think you're sexy too, but now Argo gets to torment you with morals and stuff."
'NO!!! CHIBODEE! ARGO ISN'T SEXY LIKE YOU!"
"Good-bye, Domon" Chibodee said, disappearing.