Men In Tights
A special thanks to Howling WereWolf for sending me the original song via messenger. *chortle* I'm still laughing.
Notes: "xxx" is talking, "xxx" is singing
Scene: Empty Assembly Ground
Apocalypse: Stand at attention!
XMenEvo Males: YES SIR!!!
Apocalypse: Make no doubt about this, gentlemen! We are going to sing our New Improved International Anthem!!
XMenEvo Males: YES SIR!!!
Apocalypse: MUSIC!!
*Music Starts*
Angel: We're MEN!!! We're MEN in TIGHTS!!!
Avalanche [1]: We run around Bayville looking for FIGHTS!!!
Cyclops: Hey!! Not all of us!!!!
Apocalypse: BE QUIET UNTIL YOUR TURN, OR BE FRIED NOW!!
Cyclops: (Meep!!!) YES SIR!!!
Beast: We're MEN!!! We're MEN in TIGHTS!!!
Berzerker: We beat up the bad and kiss up the good, that's RIGHT!!!
Cannonball: We may look like sissies, but watch what you say, or else we'll put out your LIGHTS!!!
Colossus: We're MEN!!! We're MEN in TIGHTS!!!
Cyclops: Always on guard, defending our mutant RIGHTS!!!
Apocalypse: CAN-CAN!!
*Can-Can starts*
XMenEvo Males: *one messy heap on the floor*
*Can-Can stops*
Apocalypse: BACK TO THE SONG!!
XMenEvo Males: *repositioned at lightning speed*
Gambit: We're MEN!!! (MANLY MEN!!!) We're MEN in TIGHTS!!!
Havok: We run around Bayville looking for FIGHTS!!!
Iceman: We're MEN!!! We're MEN in TIGHTS!!!
Multiple: We beat up the bad and kiss up the good, that's RIGHT!!!
Nightcrawler: We may look like pansies, but don't get us wrong, or else we'll put out your LIGHTS!!!
Sunspot: We're MEN!!! We're MEN in TIGHTS!!!
Wolverine: I refuse to do this.
BAZAM!!!
XMenEvo Males [exclude Wolverine]: Farewell, Logan. We knew you well.
Apocalypse: ALL TOGETHER!!
XMenEvo Males [exclude Wolverine]: ALWAYS ON GUARD DEFENDING OUR MUTANT RIGHTS!!!
Apocalypse: AND NOW, THE LAST LINE!!
XMenEvo Males [exclude Wolverine]: When there's a problem to fix, call upon the MEN IN TIGHTS!!!
Apocalypse: END MUSIC!!
*Music stops*
Apocalypse: For such a job well done, the rest of you can live.... For now.
[1] - Lance once wore the X-Men uniform in "Joyrides". Therefore, he is qualified as a Man in Tights.
~ Pelz-Junge