"Alright, witches everywhere! We need you to send us a letter saying you would like to be one of the thirty girls on the new T.V. show, Mr. Millionaire! Unlike the muggle show, Joe Millionaire, this guy actually has money! If you would like to be on this show, write to us at

Mr. Millionaire Sweepstakes 1888 Money Row London, England!

Hurry, we have a maximum of thirty girls," Hermione's new Wizard Wireless Screen blared.

Hermione Granger had already graduated from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, where she received the best marks in all of written history, save the four founders.

She had dated the World Famous Harry Potter a few times, as well as his best friend, Ron Weasley.

Harry hadn't been her type, and he and Cho Chang had recently started dating.

Ron was married to Lavender Brown, much to everyone's surprise. They had been happily married two years now with a two month old daughter, who was a handful. She, like the rest of the Weasleys, had fiery red hair, and her parents called her Blaze.

Voldemort had somehow been changed back to the Light Side, and now insisted on being called Tom. He worked at the ministry with the Aurors trying to capture the rest of the Death Eaters, particularly Lucius Malfoy.

Lucius' son, Draco Malfoy, was no longer exactly like his father.

Pansy Parkinson was a dead Death Eater who had been caught by Tom. She took Draco's decision harshly, even though Draco never liked her.

She was sickeningly in love with him. While in Azkaban, the wizard prison, she had committed suicide.

Draco was still single. He still disliked muggle-born witches and wizards with a passion. That stayed the same.

Hermione was also single.

Everything had changed in a matter of three years. In her seventh year at Hogwarts, Harry brought Tom to the light side.

Only he and Tom knew how, and they wouldn't tell anyone.

Hermione decided to write to the T.V. show, just to see what happened. She didn't need the money; she was a successful spell writer.

She also did a lot in Arithmancy. Her discoveries had earned her millions of galleons.

Fred and George Weasley were very successful with their joke shop, Weasley Wizard Wheezes.

All the Weasleys were extremely rich now, and Ginny had gotten over her crush on Harry and had started dating Lee Jordan. They had been dating close on four years this time.

Hermione quickly wrote the letter and gave it to her Tawny owl, Nala. Nala flew gracefully out the window and soared into the sunny sky.

Hermione didn't expect to win anything. She just wanted to give it a try.

Who knows; maybe she and 'Mr. Millionaire' were meant for each other.

In two weeks she would find out if she made it or not. Hermione didn't think about the few possibilities of who Mr. Millionaire would be.

She busied herself making chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast. She definitely wasn't a morning person. She never had been and never would be. ~*~

Two weeks later in Hermione's mail she found a letter.

All that was written on the mysterious letter was 'Watch channel 4 at 4:00. Thank you.' She was confused, but she decided to do what it said.

So at four o' clock she sat down on her scarlet sofa and turned her WWS to channel four. "Attention, ladies! If you wrote about the Mr. Millionaire sweepstakes, her are the results! 1. Ally Green 2. Padma Patil 3. Parvati Patil 4. Hannah Abbot 5. Hermina Grangorio 6." The names droned on.

No one called Hermione's name. She sighed and tried not to be upset.

After all, she didn't want to win, did she? No, of course she didn't. Suddenly the announcer mad an announcement.

"I'm sorry; I have made an error concerning number 5! I pronounced the name wrong. Number five is Hermione Granger!"

Hermione stared dumbstruck at the T.V. She won! She really won! Soon she would be packing her bags to stay in a manor.

A very large manor. I mean larger than she'd ever seen manor.

She had exactly a week to get ready.

Next Saturday she would be apparating to Kings' Cross where the Hogwarts Express would take them to Hogsmead.

In Hogsmead many little white carriages would take them to the Manor.

It was called M. Manor.

No one, except a few people, knew what M. stood for. Actually, everyone did, but no one, not even Hermione, was smart enough to see it.

M. stood for Malfoy.



Oooh! So, what's gonna happen? Heeheehee! Yea, I thought it'd be funny to change Voldie over to good and make him insist to be called Tom! Hahahahaha! If you've seen the show Joe Millionaire, you know there's a butler. I might make Severus Snape the butler here! OMG that would be SOOOOO funny! I'm gonna have SOOOO much fun writing this, and I hope you have as much fun reading it. And no, in this fic Draco and Hermione will NOT, I repeat NOT, fall head over heels in love as soon as they see each other.

Disclaimer: It's mine. my own. my. precious.:::snaps head up::: Oh. er. Sorry. Nope, I own nothing EXCEPT Ally Green. To me, she's completely fictional, though if that's your name, forgive me. I know no Ally Green. DON'T SUE ME, PLEASE! I STILL HAVE A LONG LIFE TO LIVE! I still have to live at LEAST five thousand years, and hopefully longer if some evil villain doesn't come and kill me.