Okay, just so you know, YOU WERE ALL WRONG! HA! It is NOT Draco! Oh, Yea! I'm good! Okeyday, anyway, on with the story. You all left me some WONDERFUL reviews (I can't believe people actually read this!)! Okay, Here you go! I couldn't make you wait long. I actually update this story pretty fast! Yippee! My ideas (or lack thereof) were screaming to me, along with some reviews from close friends. :::glares::: NO! NOW I'M SAYING THE COMPUTER TALKS TO ME! What's an elf princess to do? Write, of course! Here you go! ~*~ *Last time*

Every girl who went to Hogwarts recognized him. Every girl not in Slytherin loathed him.

"Hello," he drawled. ~*~

"Professor Snape?! What the crap are you doing here?" Hermione burst out.

It was, in fact, Professor Severus Snape, Hogwarts Potions Master. He had a butler's outfit on with a sweet, almost scary because of his reputation, smile plastered on his face. He had obviously used an age-lessening potion to. er. fix himself up.

All the former Hogwarts students stared with a mixture of amusement and horror on their faces.

"Ah, Miss Granger, it is Butler Severus now! None of that Professor stuff! Now, let us show you to your rooms!"

Butler Severus was talking in a very Happy-go-Lucky voice that made him sound like a young child having a wonderful time playing in a meadow.

Now every girl looked at him with pity. Imagine it: a very old Professor acting like this. and the Slytherin ruler, at that.

Butler Severus led the giddy girls up to their suites.

Each suite was decorated according to their liking. If they went to Hogwarts, their rooms were decorated according to their houses.

Every room, though, had at least one thing with the two colors dreaded by Hufflepuffs, Gryffindors, and Ravenclaws: green and silver.

Before leaving, the butler made one simple announcement; "You will all be required to join Mr. Millionaire for a special grand introductory ball at promptly 7:00 tonight. Meet me outside the main entrance. I hope you all have brought your best dress robes!"

Every girl smiled very, very, very brightly. ~*~

Yes, yes, I know. Not much action. This chapter was extremely short because hopefully next chapter is the ball! Yay! And the chapter with the ball should be long because I've gotta name all the girls and describe em. Yuck. Fun! No questions on this chappie. Hehehe! You all got the 'who is it' question wrong! Though, not many of you guessed. but you all said Draco! MWAHAHAHAHA!

LP Draconis: Yes, I think I will make Snape, oops its *Butler Severus*, overly perky! So much fun! Thanks for the idea. Hehehe. now I can write a funny story and something not too insane, all in one! YAY!

Felicity: Uh, no, it doesn't have to be Draco, as you can see! Ok, special thanks to:

Draco'sChick, avri, crazy4wood, Felicity, DietPepsiKills, LP Draconis, draco's gurl, asd, and water-princess123! Thank you all so so so so so much! I never thought I'd get this many reviews! Well, I thought I'd be lucky to get one. Woohoo!

Okay, make me happy! I get a fuzzy feeling when I read happy reviews. My goal is. 20 reviews before I post chapter five, so you have like two chapters to review lots! Buh-Bye!