Me: Aww! Last chapter was sooooo cute! ^_^ I'm a sucker for this stuff!
This chap probly won't be as romantic, but ya shouldn't give up on me now!
I got a guest request! Woohoo! I would do almost anything for this dude,
y'all! He's a big Sonadow fan (obviously since he's read all of mine) and
will hopefully be posting one soon! Big shoutie to Mike cause you're just
as a hopeless romantic as I am! MMMMWA! ^_^ Last chap was for you and all
the peeps who loved Closer! Anywayz, he's an original character from my fic
Screwed in Shizzam! In this corner lies Fo' Shizzo!
Audience: *claps and cheers*
Fo' Shizzo: *to Mike who suddenly appears* Who da HELL is Fo' Shizzle?
Mike: O_O; Uh.I dunno!
Fo' Shizzo: Boy, you betta recognize!
Me: Damn straight! Uh, sorry babe!
Mike: It's alright. At least I have my dignity.
Me: *sarcastically* Yeah, and I have my sanity.
Audience: *bursts out laughing*
Mike: Her humor fic is insane!
Me: I've been holding it in for so long! All that torture and boredom at school! It makes you think about things that have nothing to do with it!
Mike: Yeah!
Fo' Shizzo: Amen!
Me: Boy, when was the last time you was in school?
Fo' Shizzo: What? I'm edjamadiscated!
Audience: O_o
Me: Uh-huh. Hey, did you ever get Sonic and the gang outta danger?
Fo' Shizzo: *hides behind me* Shhh! Don't give it away!
Me: Or what?
Fo' Shizzo: Or da Po' Lice gon' get me! Mike: Don't you mean 5-0?
Fo' Shizzo: It's tha Po' Lice, sucka!
HJOJ: *appears randomly* Can't catch me! *disappears*
Mike: So are "Po' Lice" really po'?
Me: Who knows, maybe you'll find out in Ch. 4 of Screwed!
Mike: 'Kay!
Me: I can feel the hopeless romantics' anger rising as we continue speaking.
Mike: *angry and happy at the same time* ^_@
Fo' Shizzo: *looks around frantically*
Me: What?
Fo' Shizzo: It's THEM!! @_@
Me: Well my convicted friend, I can't help ya there! But I can help the rest of y'all by startin' the fic! Take it away ma ghetto brotha!
Fo' Shizzo: Homegirl don't own nothin' so stop tha frontin'!
Mike: I feel dat!
Me: Fo' Sheezy! ON WITH THA FIC!!
Chapter 2: Suspicion
The figure just stood there in the shadows, gaping at the sight before him. He stepped out into the light and revealed himself. The sun glistened on his strong red body. His dreadlocks danced in the wind as his eyes were apparently deceiving him. He knew he wasn't seeing Sonic and Shadow sleeping together holding hands, was he? He didn't wanna jump to conclusions, but the evidence was right there.
It had been hours since Rouge went off with the tape and she didn't come back that night. He had gotten worried and started looking for her. So far he wasn't succeeding, but it didn't matter anymore. His look of surprise slowly turned into a grin, a sly grin. He slowly put the pieces together in his mind. It had never crossed his mind since he confronted Rouge. He saw Sonic stirring, and he disappeared in record time.
Sonic saw a flash of red disappear before his blurry eyes as he sat up. He didn't remember where he was at first, but it all started coming back to him as he looked over his side and saw Shadow sleeping near him. The stars, the kiss, everything. He smiled at his sleeping partner. He began poking at Shadow's sides, hoping to wake him up.
Shadow rolled over as a reaction to this. A tingling in his side caused him to move frantically for a comfortable sleeping spot. "Sooonnniic." he groaned groggily.
Sonic liked Shadow, but he loved annoying him even more. He started to poke him harder, slowly making progress.
"Stooooop." he complained again. The tired feeling in his eyes started to fade as he became more alert. He wanted to lie like this forever.
Sonic was winning, which was a favorite thing for him. His fingers paused, inches away from Shadow's fur. He sat still, trying not to laugh.
Shadow heaved a sigh of relief. He started to feel drowsy again and started going back to sleep.
Sonic wasn't letting him off that easy. He gave Shadow one last sharp poke in the side.
Shadow quickly sat up and grabbed Sonic's hands. "Do you know how much I wanna kill you right now?"
"Obviously not that much if I'm still talkin'."
"You're a mind reader, aren't you?"
"Ya caught me."
Shadow smirked as he let go of Sonic's hands. He growled at him as he looked up at the sunrise over the horizon.
"So how do you like it?" Sonic asked referring to Shadow's first real experience with nature.
"It's peaceful, I guess."
"Yeah." Sonic added.
"So, what now?" he asked facing Sonic.
"I don't know. We could stay here if you want."
"You just live to make people happy, don't you?"
"I'm very selective in my choices."
"You know what, you've spoiled me enough. You can choose."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Besides, whatever it is won't be so bad as long as I have company."
"And who's company would that be?"
Shadow faced him shaking his head. "You ask the stupidest questions."
Sonic was silenced by another soft kiss. By this time, they were both officially awake. His lips were freed a few minutes later. "Yeah, you're right."
Before Shadow could respond, he was hit on the head with a falling object. Colors temporarily flashed before his eyes.
Sonic had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing. "You alright?"
"Yeah." Shadow replied while rubbing the sensitive spot on his head. "Damn, what was that?" A black rectangular object lay beside him in the grass.
"What the--" Sonic started before he saw a bat making her way out of the forest.
Shadow started laughing as he realized what it was. "Guess Rouge really wanted her secret to be kept."
"So you didn't want the tape at all?"
"Hell no! Why would I wanna watch that anywayz? Probably the only thing on there is Knuckles' ass all over the camera!" Shadow exclaimed. Him and Sonic both fell over laughing. Their laughter echoed throughout the forest.
***
"Tails, you won't believe what I just saw!" Knux had just ran in Tails' workshop, out of breath from running all the way there. He stormed down the steps to the garage, finding Tails between an airplane engine and the hood.
Tails lifted his head from the airplane hood and successfully bumped his head. He cursed silently as he turned and faced Knux. "This better be good." he said.
"Hey, what's goin' on down here?" a feminine voice called down the stairs. It was Amy and she had just heard Knux all the way from the living room.
"Amy? What are you doing here?" Tails asked. Just a few minutes ago he was in his nice and quiet garage enjoying his morning airplane upgrades. He gave a sad sigh to himself.
"I heard Knux all the way outside, so I came to see what's up."
"Great." Tails commented. "So spit it out already, Knux."
"You know how Sonic and Shadow have been living together for a week and a half?"
"Uh, yeah." Tails replied. "What's your point?"
"Well, wasn't Shadow's dare kinda freaky?"
"What do ya think? We all saw it! Where are you going with this, Knux?" Amy asked, annoyed by his tactics.
"Well, I was looking for Rouge and--"
"Somebody call me?" Rouge interrupted, swooping down from the ceiling.
"Gah! Would ya quit doin' that?" Tails complained.
"Sorry. I was in town, so I decided to drop by."
"Well, thanks. It's nice to have a headache and annoying people around me." Tails commented.
Rouge nodded in reply and turned to Knux. "What're you doing here?"
"I should be asking you the same question. Where were ya all night?"
Amy laughed at this. "What, were you on night watch or something?"
Knux started to explain his situation to Amy, while Rouge tried to cover it with her own conversation with Amy.
Tails felt his head ready to explode now. "Is anyone gonna tell me anything or IS MY HEAD GONNA EXPLODE?!" he yelled over the others.
Knux started to feel a little scared of him for the first time. "Oh, sorry. Anywayz, I saw them sleeping by the lake in the forest."
Knux immediately had Amy's attention. "And?" she asked intently. The thought of the two together didn't sound so bad and it kinda got her excited.
"And they were holding hands."
"What?" Tails asked confused.
"Yeah! I know what I saw."
"Are you sure?" Rouge asked.
"Why are you askin' me? Were you there?"
"Uh, no." Rouge lied.
"Why does it matter? It was just a dare." Tails said.
"Yeah, but what if they took it seriously?" Amy wondered.
"Was it meant to be taken seriously, Amy?" Knux asked.
"How would I know? I've never been in that situation before!" she replied.
"Maybe it was just a coincidence. They could've been sleeping and one of their hands touched the others. No big deal." Rouge explained.
"I agree. Can I have some peace and quiet now?" Tails asked.
"But what if it wasn't a coincidence? What if they're."
"No, it can't be!" Rouge exclaimed.
"I could care less cause I'm not into him anymore." Amy stated.
"Good, now get out of my house!" Tails shouted.
"There's only one way to prove this, ya know." Knux started.
"How?" Amy asked.
"Get out of my house and tell them, perhaps?" Tails suggested, getting angrier by the second.
"Nah, that wouldn't work." Knux replied. "You know that nightclub that just opened?"
"Station Square has a nightclub?" Amy asked.
"Yeah, and it happens to be a gay one."
Tails suddenly got interested. "And what's your point?"
"They should go there."
"And do what?" Rouge asked. She was starting to get a little freaked out by how much her boyfriend wanted to know about this.
"I don't know! Dance, have a few drinks, hook up." Knux suggested.
"But that wouldn't tell us anything! Someone would hafta be there to watch them, you idiot!" Tails complained.
"Well, I ain't goin'!" Knux called.
Rouge gave a sly smile. "It was your idea."
Knux's eyes widened. "What?! Why can't you go?"
"I'm already hooked up." she answered.
"Me too!" he shot back.
"It'd be a good experience for ya." Tails added.
"Then why don't you go?" Knux asked angrily.
"I'm too young!"
Amy started getting tired of the fighting. "I say we have a vote! Who thinks Knux should go with Sonic and Shadow?" Everyone except Knux raised his or her hand.
"Aw, c'mon guys! I can't go in there!"
"What, ya scared?" Tails taunted.
"No! It's just a change of scenery, that's all."
"Hey, it was your idea and it'll show you how much you'll regret your big mouth." Rouge commented.
"Wanna bet?" Knux asked.
"Yeah! This'll be fun!" Tails exclaimed. "I've known Sonic the longest so I'll win!"
"Oh yeah, shows how much you know, foxboy." Rouge taunted.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Tails asked.
"Let's just say I have a hunch that they might hook up."
"I've known Sonic long enough to know that it's impossible for that to happen. He told me himself."
"Yeah? When was the last time he talked to you after Shadow came back?" Knux asked.
"That doesn't matter. We tight!" Tails exclaimed.
"Hopefully in friendship and bills, my friend." Knux said. "So, who's side are you on, Rouge?"
"Oh, no! I don't wanna be a part of this!" Rouge refused.
"What, ya scared that ya might lose some money?"
"No, it's just that I have enough money to begin with. I don't need anymore."
"Whatever. What about you, Amy?"
"I think I'm gonna stay on the sidelines. It's hard to choose."
"C'mon! If it wasn't for you, we probly wouldn't be makin' this bet!"
"It was just for fun, Knux! Why does there always hafta be competition?"
"Cause nothin' this good ever happens to us!"
"Yeah, you're on, man!" Tails explained. They explained the bet amount as Rouge and Amy rolled their eyes.
"Aren't guys the biggest of idiots?" Amy asked.
"Believe me, they are. Do you know how many I've had to deal with as a government spy?" Rouge complained.
"I feel sorry for you!" Amy said with sympathy.
Rouge thought for a moment. "Ah, what the hell?" she thought before leading Amy to the opposite corner of the room. "Can you keep a secret?" she asked.
***
Me: Anybody confused?
Audience: *half confused*
Me: Well, if you don't get it, read Closer again! Anywayz, a twist!
Mike: This should be interesting!
Fo' Shizzo: *appears behind me and not like that!* Have y'all seen the Po' Lice lately?
Me: Nah, but that means they haven't caught me and Mike yet.
Fo' Shizzo: *comes out from hiding* What'd y'all do?
Mike: I'm convicted of being a constant Sonadow and CM02 fan!
Me: And I'm just crazy! Anything else ya wanna know?
Fo' Shizzo: Nah, homies!
*funky sirens are heard*
Fo' Shizzo: DAMMIT!! I'm out y'all! *runs like hell backstage, disappears*
Me: *presses funky sirens button, funky sirens stop* So Mike, how d'ya like my new funky sirens button?
Mike: It's pretty damn cool if ya ask me!
Me: Heh, heh, heh..^_$
Mike: Well, all this chaos wouldn't be possible without CM02's crazy tactics and MY guest request!
Me: See what I hafta put up with? But it's a'ight, dawg. *to audience* I'm just practicin' my ghetto alien dialect.
Mike: Fo' Shizzle, dizzle!
Me: Yeah! Dat's sum good material, ma neezy!
Mike: ^_^ We're on the tenth page of Word!!
Me: Eh, I've done longer. Anywayz, I'm gonna answer a review now! To SonicFan#1, I can't say if I'm gonna do one, but I won't let ya down! Keep reading! If you want some pure lemon material, check out my fic "Eternity!" I've got this scene playing in my head, and you'll just hafta wait a while. It'll all come together! It'd be nice to have your email so I can tells ya stuffs about the fic!
Mike: Hey! You never tell me anything!
Me: That's cause you know me by now and I love surprisin' ya!
Mike: Ah! I know this fic is gonna be crazy from this point on.
Me: You're good! Anywayz, I got this idea from a fic I'm readin' called "The Phantom of the Institute," an XME/Phantom of the Opera crossover. If you wanna be notified of an update, just stick your email address somewhere in your review or if you wanna keep your address secret, just shot me a holla! I'll be happy to notify my dedicated fans! Anywayz, y'all are probly getting' annoyed so I'll close this out.
Mike: I'll miss you! ;_;
Me: Aww! You're so sweet I can kiss you! *gives Mike a kiss*
Audience: Awwwwww!
Mike: *blushing*
Me: *fake laughing, slightly disoriented*
Fo' Shizzo: *running past the stage* Review, ma homies! Peace and cookies, y'all! *runs off stage*
Mike: @_@
Me: @_@
Audience: @_@
Audience: *claps and cheers*
Fo' Shizzo: *to Mike who suddenly appears* Who da HELL is Fo' Shizzle?
Mike: O_O; Uh.I dunno!
Fo' Shizzo: Boy, you betta recognize!
Me: Damn straight! Uh, sorry babe!
Mike: It's alright. At least I have my dignity.
Me: *sarcastically* Yeah, and I have my sanity.
Audience: *bursts out laughing*
Mike: Her humor fic is insane!
Me: I've been holding it in for so long! All that torture and boredom at school! It makes you think about things that have nothing to do with it!
Mike: Yeah!
Fo' Shizzo: Amen!
Me: Boy, when was the last time you was in school?
Fo' Shizzo: What? I'm edjamadiscated!
Audience: O_o
Me: Uh-huh. Hey, did you ever get Sonic and the gang outta danger?
Fo' Shizzo: *hides behind me* Shhh! Don't give it away!
Me: Or what?
Fo' Shizzo: Or da Po' Lice gon' get me! Mike: Don't you mean 5-0?
Fo' Shizzo: It's tha Po' Lice, sucka!
HJOJ: *appears randomly* Can't catch me! *disappears*
Mike: So are "Po' Lice" really po'?
Me: Who knows, maybe you'll find out in Ch. 4 of Screwed!
Mike: 'Kay!
Me: I can feel the hopeless romantics' anger rising as we continue speaking.
Mike: *angry and happy at the same time* ^_@
Fo' Shizzo: *looks around frantically*
Me: What?
Fo' Shizzo: It's THEM!! @_@
Me: Well my convicted friend, I can't help ya there! But I can help the rest of y'all by startin' the fic! Take it away ma ghetto brotha!
Fo' Shizzo: Homegirl don't own nothin' so stop tha frontin'!
Mike: I feel dat!
Me: Fo' Sheezy! ON WITH THA FIC!!
Chapter 2: Suspicion
The figure just stood there in the shadows, gaping at the sight before him. He stepped out into the light and revealed himself. The sun glistened on his strong red body. His dreadlocks danced in the wind as his eyes were apparently deceiving him. He knew he wasn't seeing Sonic and Shadow sleeping together holding hands, was he? He didn't wanna jump to conclusions, but the evidence was right there.
It had been hours since Rouge went off with the tape and she didn't come back that night. He had gotten worried and started looking for her. So far he wasn't succeeding, but it didn't matter anymore. His look of surprise slowly turned into a grin, a sly grin. He slowly put the pieces together in his mind. It had never crossed his mind since he confronted Rouge. He saw Sonic stirring, and he disappeared in record time.
Sonic saw a flash of red disappear before his blurry eyes as he sat up. He didn't remember where he was at first, but it all started coming back to him as he looked over his side and saw Shadow sleeping near him. The stars, the kiss, everything. He smiled at his sleeping partner. He began poking at Shadow's sides, hoping to wake him up.
Shadow rolled over as a reaction to this. A tingling in his side caused him to move frantically for a comfortable sleeping spot. "Sooonnniic." he groaned groggily.
Sonic liked Shadow, but he loved annoying him even more. He started to poke him harder, slowly making progress.
"Stooooop." he complained again. The tired feeling in his eyes started to fade as he became more alert. He wanted to lie like this forever.
Sonic was winning, which was a favorite thing for him. His fingers paused, inches away from Shadow's fur. He sat still, trying not to laugh.
Shadow heaved a sigh of relief. He started to feel drowsy again and started going back to sleep.
Sonic wasn't letting him off that easy. He gave Shadow one last sharp poke in the side.
Shadow quickly sat up and grabbed Sonic's hands. "Do you know how much I wanna kill you right now?"
"Obviously not that much if I'm still talkin'."
"You're a mind reader, aren't you?"
"Ya caught me."
Shadow smirked as he let go of Sonic's hands. He growled at him as he looked up at the sunrise over the horizon.
"So how do you like it?" Sonic asked referring to Shadow's first real experience with nature.
"It's peaceful, I guess."
"Yeah." Sonic added.
"So, what now?" he asked facing Sonic.
"I don't know. We could stay here if you want."
"You just live to make people happy, don't you?"
"I'm very selective in my choices."
"You know what, you've spoiled me enough. You can choose."
"Really?"
"Yeah. Besides, whatever it is won't be so bad as long as I have company."
"And who's company would that be?"
Shadow faced him shaking his head. "You ask the stupidest questions."
Sonic was silenced by another soft kiss. By this time, they were both officially awake. His lips were freed a few minutes later. "Yeah, you're right."
Before Shadow could respond, he was hit on the head with a falling object. Colors temporarily flashed before his eyes.
Sonic had to bite his tongue to keep from laughing. "You alright?"
"Yeah." Shadow replied while rubbing the sensitive spot on his head. "Damn, what was that?" A black rectangular object lay beside him in the grass.
"What the--" Sonic started before he saw a bat making her way out of the forest.
Shadow started laughing as he realized what it was. "Guess Rouge really wanted her secret to be kept."
"So you didn't want the tape at all?"
"Hell no! Why would I wanna watch that anywayz? Probably the only thing on there is Knuckles' ass all over the camera!" Shadow exclaimed. Him and Sonic both fell over laughing. Their laughter echoed throughout the forest.
***
"Tails, you won't believe what I just saw!" Knux had just ran in Tails' workshop, out of breath from running all the way there. He stormed down the steps to the garage, finding Tails between an airplane engine and the hood.
Tails lifted his head from the airplane hood and successfully bumped his head. He cursed silently as he turned and faced Knux. "This better be good." he said.
"Hey, what's goin' on down here?" a feminine voice called down the stairs. It was Amy and she had just heard Knux all the way from the living room.
"Amy? What are you doing here?" Tails asked. Just a few minutes ago he was in his nice and quiet garage enjoying his morning airplane upgrades. He gave a sad sigh to himself.
"I heard Knux all the way outside, so I came to see what's up."
"Great." Tails commented. "So spit it out already, Knux."
"You know how Sonic and Shadow have been living together for a week and a half?"
"Uh, yeah." Tails replied. "What's your point?"
"Well, wasn't Shadow's dare kinda freaky?"
"What do ya think? We all saw it! Where are you going with this, Knux?" Amy asked, annoyed by his tactics.
"Well, I was looking for Rouge and--"
"Somebody call me?" Rouge interrupted, swooping down from the ceiling.
"Gah! Would ya quit doin' that?" Tails complained.
"Sorry. I was in town, so I decided to drop by."
"Well, thanks. It's nice to have a headache and annoying people around me." Tails commented.
Rouge nodded in reply and turned to Knux. "What're you doing here?"
"I should be asking you the same question. Where were ya all night?"
Amy laughed at this. "What, were you on night watch or something?"
Knux started to explain his situation to Amy, while Rouge tried to cover it with her own conversation with Amy.
Tails felt his head ready to explode now. "Is anyone gonna tell me anything or IS MY HEAD GONNA EXPLODE?!" he yelled over the others.
Knux started to feel a little scared of him for the first time. "Oh, sorry. Anywayz, I saw them sleeping by the lake in the forest."
Knux immediately had Amy's attention. "And?" she asked intently. The thought of the two together didn't sound so bad and it kinda got her excited.
"And they were holding hands."
"What?" Tails asked confused.
"Yeah! I know what I saw."
"Are you sure?" Rouge asked.
"Why are you askin' me? Were you there?"
"Uh, no." Rouge lied.
"Why does it matter? It was just a dare." Tails said.
"Yeah, but what if they took it seriously?" Amy wondered.
"Was it meant to be taken seriously, Amy?" Knux asked.
"How would I know? I've never been in that situation before!" she replied.
"Maybe it was just a coincidence. They could've been sleeping and one of their hands touched the others. No big deal." Rouge explained.
"I agree. Can I have some peace and quiet now?" Tails asked.
"But what if it wasn't a coincidence? What if they're."
"No, it can't be!" Rouge exclaimed.
"I could care less cause I'm not into him anymore." Amy stated.
"Good, now get out of my house!" Tails shouted.
"There's only one way to prove this, ya know." Knux started.
"How?" Amy asked.
"Get out of my house and tell them, perhaps?" Tails suggested, getting angrier by the second.
"Nah, that wouldn't work." Knux replied. "You know that nightclub that just opened?"
"Station Square has a nightclub?" Amy asked.
"Yeah, and it happens to be a gay one."
Tails suddenly got interested. "And what's your point?"
"They should go there."
"And do what?" Rouge asked. She was starting to get a little freaked out by how much her boyfriend wanted to know about this.
"I don't know! Dance, have a few drinks, hook up." Knux suggested.
"But that wouldn't tell us anything! Someone would hafta be there to watch them, you idiot!" Tails complained.
"Well, I ain't goin'!" Knux called.
Rouge gave a sly smile. "It was your idea."
Knux's eyes widened. "What?! Why can't you go?"
"I'm already hooked up." she answered.
"Me too!" he shot back.
"It'd be a good experience for ya." Tails added.
"Then why don't you go?" Knux asked angrily.
"I'm too young!"
Amy started getting tired of the fighting. "I say we have a vote! Who thinks Knux should go with Sonic and Shadow?" Everyone except Knux raised his or her hand.
"Aw, c'mon guys! I can't go in there!"
"What, ya scared?" Tails taunted.
"No! It's just a change of scenery, that's all."
"Hey, it was your idea and it'll show you how much you'll regret your big mouth." Rouge commented.
"Wanna bet?" Knux asked.
"Yeah! This'll be fun!" Tails exclaimed. "I've known Sonic the longest so I'll win!"
"Oh yeah, shows how much you know, foxboy." Rouge taunted.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Tails asked.
"Let's just say I have a hunch that they might hook up."
"I've known Sonic long enough to know that it's impossible for that to happen. He told me himself."
"Yeah? When was the last time he talked to you after Shadow came back?" Knux asked.
"That doesn't matter. We tight!" Tails exclaimed.
"Hopefully in friendship and bills, my friend." Knux said. "So, who's side are you on, Rouge?"
"Oh, no! I don't wanna be a part of this!" Rouge refused.
"What, ya scared that ya might lose some money?"
"No, it's just that I have enough money to begin with. I don't need anymore."
"Whatever. What about you, Amy?"
"I think I'm gonna stay on the sidelines. It's hard to choose."
"C'mon! If it wasn't for you, we probly wouldn't be makin' this bet!"
"It was just for fun, Knux! Why does there always hafta be competition?"
"Cause nothin' this good ever happens to us!"
"Yeah, you're on, man!" Tails explained. They explained the bet amount as Rouge and Amy rolled their eyes.
"Aren't guys the biggest of idiots?" Amy asked.
"Believe me, they are. Do you know how many I've had to deal with as a government spy?" Rouge complained.
"I feel sorry for you!" Amy said with sympathy.
Rouge thought for a moment. "Ah, what the hell?" she thought before leading Amy to the opposite corner of the room. "Can you keep a secret?" she asked.
***
Me: Anybody confused?
Audience: *half confused*
Me: Well, if you don't get it, read Closer again! Anywayz, a twist!
Mike: This should be interesting!
Fo' Shizzo: *appears behind me and not like that!* Have y'all seen the Po' Lice lately?
Me: Nah, but that means they haven't caught me and Mike yet.
Fo' Shizzo: *comes out from hiding* What'd y'all do?
Mike: I'm convicted of being a constant Sonadow and CM02 fan!
Me: And I'm just crazy! Anything else ya wanna know?
Fo' Shizzo: Nah, homies!
*funky sirens are heard*
Fo' Shizzo: DAMMIT!! I'm out y'all! *runs like hell backstage, disappears*
Me: *presses funky sirens button, funky sirens stop* So Mike, how d'ya like my new funky sirens button?
Mike: It's pretty damn cool if ya ask me!
Me: Heh, heh, heh..^_$
Mike: Well, all this chaos wouldn't be possible without CM02's crazy tactics and MY guest request!
Me: See what I hafta put up with? But it's a'ight, dawg. *to audience* I'm just practicin' my ghetto alien dialect.
Mike: Fo' Shizzle, dizzle!
Me: Yeah! Dat's sum good material, ma neezy!
Mike: ^_^ We're on the tenth page of Word!!
Me: Eh, I've done longer. Anywayz, I'm gonna answer a review now! To SonicFan#1, I can't say if I'm gonna do one, but I won't let ya down! Keep reading! If you want some pure lemon material, check out my fic "Eternity!" I've got this scene playing in my head, and you'll just hafta wait a while. It'll all come together! It'd be nice to have your email so I can tells ya stuffs about the fic!
Mike: Hey! You never tell me anything!
Me: That's cause you know me by now and I love surprisin' ya!
Mike: Ah! I know this fic is gonna be crazy from this point on.
Me: You're good! Anywayz, I got this idea from a fic I'm readin' called "The Phantom of the Institute," an XME/Phantom of the Opera crossover. If you wanna be notified of an update, just stick your email address somewhere in your review or if you wanna keep your address secret, just shot me a holla! I'll be happy to notify my dedicated fans! Anywayz, y'all are probly getting' annoyed so I'll close this out.
Mike: I'll miss you! ;_;
Me: Aww! You're so sweet I can kiss you! *gives Mike a kiss*
Audience: Awwwwww!
Mike: *blushing*
Me: *fake laughing, slightly disoriented*
Fo' Shizzo: *running past the stage* Review, ma homies! Peace and cookies, y'all! *runs off stage*
Mike: @_@
Me: @_@
Audience: @_@