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A/N: I changed the chapter name because…yeah I did…I don't like writing about Tetsusaiga. It's annoying but…he's gotta have his sword. Uh oh! I didn't put Sesshomaru in it yet. Shit….I is horrible!

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Chapter 24: Deja vu

Continuing north…yeah…

"Who is this Toutosai guy?" Miroku asked as he walked with Tastunai on his back. She had collapsed after a while because of the pain in her legs and whole body.

"He's a sword smith and he's going to tell Inuyasha how to use his fathers' piece of shit katana." Kagome said cheerfully.

"My father's piece of what?" Inuyasha asked.

'Piece of...crud?" she said innocently.

"Kagome-chan cursed." Sango whispered to Miroku.

"That's a first. I thought miko's couldn't curse." He said.

"Shut up, Miroku! I can hear you! Your only, like, three feet away." Kagome said crossly.

"Owchie!" something yelped.

"What?" Inuyasha looked at her.

"It wasn't me." Kagome said. She pointed t the ground. There in a heap was a bushy tan thing.

"Ew, what is it?" Sango asked as she poked it.

It squeaked.

Kagome scratched her head then realization showed in her eyes. "Shippo?" she picked up the fur ball. "Where have you been? I thought I left you back at the village?"

"I…I got captured." He squeaked.

"By who?" Kagome asked angrily.

"Some youkai. They tortured me but I got away." He said.

There was a crunching of sticks.

They all jumped. "That's right little girl. He's our hostage. We need to kill him now 'cause of his escape. Unless you wanna take 'is place." The youkai said.

"Fine." Kagome said sternly as she stood.

"Kagome-chan! No!" Sango cried.

"Inuyasha, you go to Toutosai's and learn about Tetsusaiga." She said to him. She dumped Shippo into Sango's arms as she walked with the youkai, her bow over her should and an arrow at ready.

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"Touch me and you die." Kagome growled.

The youkai backed off with the rope he was about to tie around her feet and arms.

More came with ropes and such.

"Touch me and you die….whoa, déjà vu." She said as she looked confused at the sky.

"You caught the Shikon no Tama miko?!" the head honcho youkai, the big teethed youkai, the leader, youkai, the ugliest of all the littler youkai, the…yeah…the leader yelled at the first one who had captured Kagome.

"She's her?" the guy asked.

"Your an idiot." The youkai said. He had red skin and looked more like an ogre then anything. He had large, large horns that curled and looked like they could poke his eye out. He had the stupidest grin on his face and a look of pure amusement. He advanced on Kagome as she tapped her foot angrily.

"Touch me and you die….damn….I said it again. Is anyone getting déjà vu like me?" she asked around.

They all nodded.

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"We gotta get Kagome back!" Inuyasha grunted.

"She ordered you to get to this Toutosai guy. Let's go." Sango said as hse pushed him.

Tastunai grunted from her spot on Miroku spot. They all turned to look at her.

"Toutosai…take me there." She muttered.

"Why?" Miroku asked.

"I need to do something and he's the only one who knows the spell." She said weakly.

"Look, I hate weaklings so you better recover soon!" Inuyasha yelled at her.

"Watch your mouth around me. Naraku's overprotective over me when he puts his mind out of it." She said as her eyes closed.

"Naraku protects you?" he growled.

"He would've if he wasn't such a wuss." She muttered as she fell unconscious again.

"This girl is annoying. She's Naraku's girlfriend! We can't keep her!" Inuyasha yelled.

"Yes we can. She's escaping him." Miroku said.

"Naraku protects her?" Shippo asked.

"Déjà vu." They all muttered.

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"Hey! I said if you touched me you would die! Let go of me! Get me down for here you idiots! You can't treat a miko this way! You'll hear from my lawyer! Wait…what's a lawyer?" she mumbled as they threw her over a tree limb and tied her to the tallest branch by her ankles so her long black hair fell down and they started tying it to other branches.

"That hurts! Don't pull it! Me hair is my best feature! Stop it, you nasty little—whoa! I told you I didn't—what are you doing?! Don't look up there! Nasty! Perverts!" she yelled as they started looked down her kimono they let her change into.

"Shut her up." Leader said.

"Alright." One of the ogre youkai whatever's licked his lips as he climbed up very fast to the branch where her head was just above.

"You wouldn't dare touch me." she growled in a chilling voice.

He shivered but none the less grabbed her head and sloppily pushed his own lips against hers.

She screamed inside his mouth and bit down onto his lip making it bleed like he was shot. She swung her head away and with her untied hands grabbed onto a far branch wincing as her hair pulled.

"Don't you ever kiss me, ever again! I'll get you killed! If Inuyasha saw you do that he'd rip your mouth off right here on the spot! Then I'd proceed in ripping off your head, if my hair wasn't being pulled so damn tight. You little bastards don't know how to treat a miko who can kill you all with her hands! Let me down from here!"

"You have quite the potty mouth, Miss Miko." Leader man…erm…ogre…youkai guy said with an ugly smirk.

Kagome raised an eyebrow. "You gonna kill me? Che…just try it." She said and laughed madly.

"You are very different from your solemn sister." Another said. He was the only one who didn't look like a blood thirsty, woman harasser.

"yep. My sister was not humorous. I don't feel like conversing with weirdo woman harassers!" she yelled as hse kicked her feet and tried to pull her hair out of their tight knots. "If you get my hair ripped I will kill you all with my powers alone!"

"Shut up! You're really loud and it's time for sleep." Leader ogre said.

"Fine. Jerks." She muttered as she folded her arms across her chest and fumed. "IF my head pops off because all the blood rushed to it I'll will come back as a poltergeist and kill you all."

"You do that babe."

"What did you call me?!" she yelled.

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Chapter 25: Ogres Aren't as Smart as They Look