~Ok, this is based on the song: The Real Slim Shady by Marshall Mathers
(aka Eminem) I am a HUGE Eminem fan, and I want everyone to know I give
him full credit for the lyrics and beat and all that other junk. I do not
mean to offend anyone who likes Eminem, however, I do mean to offend all
you Mary-Sue writers and I did mention some of you in this rap. You have
been warned, so don't complain or come crying to me when you see your name
in here. You can flame, complain, or review however you want, I really
don't give a fuck. Before I show you the rap, here are a few more warnings
before you can read this.~
I AM A WHITE GIRL! Rapping is not my future, I am sorry this is only meant to be a joke, I know it sucks, don't hate me for it.
I AM MAKING FUN OF MARY-SUE AUTHORS! Your story might appear in here, don't cry, get over it or don't read it.
DON'T STEAL MY IDEA! I have written a Jerry Springer Story and somebody stole that idea and made it very similar to mine, with some of the exact lines, DO NOT DO IT! Leave me and my ideas alone. If you have any questions regarding my rap or stories, and want to know if your version is okay EMAIL ME! Alexag12@aol.com. I have no problem, usually, if you ask beforehand and I am not left to find it on my own at FF.NET.
THANKS AND ENJOY!
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*AHEM* May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Mary-Sue please stand up I repeat Will the real Mary-Sue PLEASE stand up We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean before Us real fans' jaws on the floor Cuz Jack Sparrow's falling in love and ain't acting like a captain no more And instead of just wanting a whore He wants to settle down and have a family
It's the sequel named Oh wait No wait You're kidding She didn't just write another angst scene, did she?
And Elizabeth Swann said . Nothing you idiot Elizabeth's dead so Will can be a pirate
Haha Mary-Sue writers love this:
Chicka Chicka Chicka Jack Sparrow I'm sick of him not confessing his love To Salina Doubou, Annamaria, and that other one too
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in Marie The Black Rose Sometimes I write my kick ass fanfics and I only get 11 reviews While Meet Virginia gets 182
What is this piece of shit? What is this piece of shit? If I'm lucky you rabid fangirls will cease to exist And next time I see one labeled romance I hope I will resist And not read that piece of shit
Of course it makes perfect sense For Jack to go back And profess his undying love for Elizabeth
We ain't nothing but writers Well some of us are horny bitches Who write these nasty fuck scenes so they can stroke their clitoris But if we can allow these Mary-Sue's and OOC's Then there's no reason why Jack and Will can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Real writers wave your pantyhose Sing the chorus An' it goes:
I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up, Please Stand up Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up Please Stand up
Maiden of the Moon Elves doesn't have to write parodies to get reviews Well I do So I'll just make fun of her and you too You think I give a damn about some flamers? Half of you authors haven't even seen the movie Let alone know what's happening
But Alex isn't is mean To make fun of people With an IQ of negative 3?
Why so I can just sit back here And watch this website get filled with more pointless crap See look at that Another revisited beach scene With Elizabeth and Jack
Shit Kita Chan better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Pineapplelint and Megan@Midnight and we can argue Over which story is worse Teenboppers of the Like Caribbean was almost as bad as that one by Damaia It's called Jess! And she had to advertise in her review for the Tide Goes In
I sit down and try to find some good fics But they're all hidden in these fucked up bits About nasty girl's with real big tits!
GAHHHH!
I'm sick of you little Mary-Sue's You leave me so confused Grammar and plot are totally abused
And there's a million of you all the same Exactly the same With only a difference in your name's But other than that there is no change Jessie, Sarah, Megan, and Lydia You're all the same
Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up, Please Stand up Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up Please Stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to Cuz I'm only giving you things everybody thinks about The only difference is I actually found a constructive way To put it in writing
I just get on my computer And start writing something super And then I see shit like All She Ever Dreamed And its gotten fucken 10 reviews Then I wonder why I only get 14
Cuz at the rate it's going In a month There won't be any real fanfics showing Pinching myself in the shoulder Telling myself it's only a dream
And every single story has a Mary-Sue lurking And the plot isn't working Jack spitting out romantic words And Will's suddenly Norrington's love slave And the shock of it all sent me to an early grave
So would the real Mary-Sue please stand up And just get the fuck Up outta here So we can have good stories here And be happy to know that all Mary-Sues have to leave
I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up, Please Stand up Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up Please Stand up
A/N: Hope you all liked it! Flames will be laughed at! But go ahead you sissies, send me some! Please review! Thanks! If you want more give me suggestions!
I AM A WHITE GIRL! Rapping is not my future, I am sorry this is only meant to be a joke, I know it sucks, don't hate me for it.
I AM MAKING FUN OF MARY-SUE AUTHORS! Your story might appear in here, don't cry, get over it or don't read it.
DON'T STEAL MY IDEA! I have written a Jerry Springer Story and somebody stole that idea and made it very similar to mine, with some of the exact lines, DO NOT DO IT! Leave me and my ideas alone. If you have any questions regarding my rap or stories, and want to know if your version is okay EMAIL ME! Alexag12@aol.com. I have no problem, usually, if you ask beforehand and I am not left to find it on my own at FF.NET.
THANKS AND ENJOY!
~!*~!*~!*~!*~!*~!*~!*~!*
*AHEM* May I have your attention please May I have your attention please Will the real Mary-Sue please stand up I repeat Will the real Mary-Sue PLEASE stand up We're gonna have a problem here
Y'all act like you've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean before Us real fans' jaws on the floor Cuz Jack Sparrow's falling in love and ain't acting like a captain no more And instead of just wanting a whore He wants to settle down and have a family
It's the sequel named Oh wait No wait You're kidding She didn't just write another angst scene, did she?
And Elizabeth Swann said . Nothing you idiot Elizabeth's dead so Will can be a pirate
Haha Mary-Sue writers love this:
Chicka Chicka Chicka Jack Sparrow I'm sick of him not confessing his love To Salina Doubou, Annamaria, and that other one too
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But no worse than what's going on in Marie The Black Rose Sometimes I write my kick ass fanfics and I only get 11 reviews While Meet Virginia gets 182
What is this piece of shit? What is this piece of shit? If I'm lucky you rabid fangirls will cease to exist And next time I see one labeled romance I hope I will resist And not read that piece of shit
Of course it makes perfect sense For Jack to go back And profess his undying love for Elizabeth
We ain't nothing but writers Well some of us are horny bitches Who write these nasty fuck scenes so they can stroke their clitoris But if we can allow these Mary-Sue's and OOC's Then there's no reason why Jack and Will can't elope
But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote Real writers wave your pantyhose Sing the chorus An' it goes:
I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up, Please Stand up Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up Please Stand up
Maiden of the Moon Elves doesn't have to write parodies to get reviews Well I do So I'll just make fun of her and you too You think I give a damn about some flamers? Half of you authors haven't even seen the movie Let alone know what's happening
But Alex isn't is mean To make fun of people With an IQ of negative 3?
Why so I can just sit back here And watch this website get filled with more pointless crap See look at that Another revisited beach scene With Elizabeth and Jack
Shit Kita Chan better switch me chairs So I can sit next to Pineapplelint and Megan@Midnight and we can argue Over which story is worse Teenboppers of the Like Caribbean was almost as bad as that one by Damaia It's called Jess! And she had to advertise in her review for the Tide Goes In
I sit down and try to find some good fics But they're all hidden in these fucked up bits About nasty girl's with real big tits!
GAHHHH!
I'm sick of you little Mary-Sue's You leave me so confused Grammar and plot are totally abused
And there's a million of you all the same Exactly the same With only a difference in your name's But other than that there is no change Jessie, Sarah, Megan, and Lydia You're all the same
Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up, Please Stand up Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up Please Stand up
I'm like a head trip to listen to Cuz I'm only giving you things everybody thinks about The only difference is I actually found a constructive way To put it in writing
I just get on my computer And start writing something super And then I see shit like All She Ever Dreamed And its gotten fucken 10 reviews Then I wonder why I only get 14
Cuz at the rate it's going In a month There won't be any real fanfics showing Pinching myself in the shoulder Telling myself it's only a dream
And every single story has a Mary-Sue lurking And the plot isn't working Jack spitting out romantic words And Will's suddenly Norrington's love slave And the shock of it all sent me to an early grave
So would the real Mary-Sue please stand up And just get the fuck Up outta here So we can have good stories here And be happy to know that all Mary-Sues have to leave
I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up, Please Stand up Cause I'm Mary-Sue Yes I'm the real Mary-Sue All you other Mary-Sues Are just imitating So won't the real Mary-Sue Please Stand up Please Stand up
A/N: Hope you all liked it! Flames will be laughed at! But go ahead you sissies, send me some! Please review! Thanks! If you want more give me suggestions!