Okay this is in response to The Noble Platypus's request. She asked for a "song mocking bizarre slash pairings" Unfortunately I must admit that I DO like slash. But I agree in a sense that it is absolutely pointless to have a slash pairing with no plot, no story, and where everyone is way OOC. It is almost as bad as a Mary-Sue. Keyword: ALMOST!!! Anyways, I do like slash where it's not fucking pornography and the story actually makes sense. So I am making fun of the following in the song:

Slash that sucks Slash that makes no sense Porny Slash.

I credit the artist Pink. This is going along with her song: Get the Party Started. It probably isn't as good as The Real Mary- Sue but you must understand that I have classes on Saturday, and lots of homework. So if you don't like it you can suck my left and then suck my fucking cock. (Yeah suck my rooster!) Anyway review and enjoy:

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight. JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight.

Get the Slashin' started on a Saturday night everybody's waiting for Jack to arrive He'll be cruisin's into Port Royal in 10 Minutes and he'll be bringin' pirate friends

He's got lots of style Check his sexy eyeliner But all he wants is Will it couldn't be more finer

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight There's lots of slash lots of slash JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight

Will jumps on the Pearl admitting defeat Cruisn' to Tortuga they'll be checking the scene Pull into a tavern and they'll be making out fast No longer PG-13 when there's fingers in Will's ass

Run into an inn and Jack is so hard He'll relieve himself In Will's backyard

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight There's lots of slash lots of slash JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight Get this slashin' started

There makin' a connection

In the small room Will start's yellin' louder as Jack starts to zoom Jack is almost finished as he starts to climax When he has finished they both start to pant

Now I've finished reading This plotless story And it made no sense It's just really gory

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight There's lots of slash lots of slash JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK and Will are gonna be slashin' tonight

Get this slashin' started ohhhhh Get the slashin' started right now Get this slashin's started Get this slashin' started Get this slashin started . . . . right now!

Thanks to everyone who reviewed, when I get enough of you, I will be making a song about all of you. Don't worry it ain't TOO bad lolol! So please keep reviewing and requesting. Or else this will be shut down!