~*~Next chapter everyone enjoy! I got a little sick this week so I was unable to type this chapter even thought I tried a few times but could not concentrate, so the hole getting sick thing gave me the idea for this chapter!~*~
Some of the jokes in this chapter are from the story Goku's Cooking Lesson by the author RJ2. It's a REALLY funny story you all should read it!
Chapter 13: The flu is no ones friend, Vegeta just never learns…
The sun came thought the window of the room were three beds sat, in the bed at the right side of the room was a spiky black haired boy with a tail tangled in his sheets and blanket, he had his tail in his mouth and was stirring a little in his sleep, the bed next to him layed and green boy with pointy ears and antenna, he had kicked his blankets off in his sleep and some how in his sleep had ended up with his head at the bottom of the bed, finally the last bed had another boy with spiky black hair and a tail.
The night before had been a very crazy one, for the first time since Vegeta, Piccolo and Gohan had been turned into Chibi's because of the accident in Bulma's lab Vegeta was not the one getting in trouble for something but Gohan, Piccolo and Trunks were, after Piccolo and Gohan had burned out all the sugar in there systems when they totaled the house. Trunks found his room for the hundredth time since the accident a mess, after they had finished cleaning the house up they must have missed Trunks's room. They had soon gone to bed after that.
The green skinned boy finally woke up and yawned showing the four sharp fangs in his mouth, he pulled the half kicked off covers off and got up, he then walked over to Gohan's bed, "Hey kid, time to rise and shine" said Piccolo coming to a stop at the side of Gohan's bed, Gohan didn't look right from what Piccolo could tell. Gohan's cheeks were red and he was sweating a lot, Piccolo placed a hand on Gohan head and found it to be very warm, Piccolo began to worry and went running in to Bulma's room.
Piccolo ran in and crawled up to Bulma's sleeping form, "Ms. Bulma?" Piccolo said shaking her a little, "*Yawn*…I'll have the papers written out by Thursday…" said Bulma in her sleep, What papers? "Ms. Bulma something's wrong with Gohan!" said Piccolo louder hoping to get the blue haired genius out of bed, hearing this Bulma jumped out of her dream land and looked around and saw Piccolo on her bed, "*Yawn* Piccolo what are you doing in here?" she asked rubbing the sleep from her eyes.
"Something is wrong with Gohan Ms. Bulma he's hot and his face is red" Piccolo stated, "I better check him" she said and put on her robe and walked out the bedroom door with Piccolo by her side, they got into there room and walked over to Gohan's bed, "Gohan?" Bulma said softly, Gohan opened his eyes and looked at Bulma, "Ms. Bulma my throat hurts" he said in a raspy voice, "Oh you poor thing" she said stroking his spiky black hair, "You must have that bug that's been going around" Bulma said, this made Piccolo even more worried.
"A bug? There's a bug inside Gohan?" he asked getting scared, "No, not a real bug he's just sick" Bulma said walking to the bathroom to get the thermometer, "Sick? He'll get better won't he?" Piccolo asked, "If he takes his medicine and rests yes" Bulma said going back into the bed room with the thermometer in her hand, when they got there they found Vegeta was now awake, "What's going on?" he asked watching Bulma put the thermometer in Gohan's mouth, "Gohan's sick Geta" Piccolo said using a new nickname for Vegeta, At least it's better then Veggie… Vegeta thought.
After a few minutes Bulma took the thermometer out of Gohan's mouth and looked at it, "Oh you poor thing you have a fever" she said patting his head, "A FEVER! IS HE GOING TO DIE?!" said Piccolo not knowing what a fever was, "No Piccolo he's not going to die he's just very hot" Bulma said trying to calm the worried Namek down, "Why don't you two go play with Bra?, Gohan I'll be back to check on you soon" Bulma said standing up and walking out of the bed room, Vegeta got out of bed and went out side leaving Piccolo with Gohan.
"*Chough*I'm hot *Cough cough*" said Gohan, "And I'm cold" he stated shivering, Piccolo walked over to Gohan "Do you need anything?" he asked trying to make Gohan feel better, Gohan sneezed, "I'll go get you something" said Piccolo happily and ran out the door of the bed room. He ran half way to the kitchen before he realized he had forgotten two things, one he didn't know how to cook and two what would Gohan like, Maybe Bra or Vegeta know how to cook he thought and ran to were he had a feeling Vegeta and Bra were.
He found Vegeta in the living room with Bra watching TV, "Piccolo where is Gohan?" asked Bra looking away from her TV show, "He's sick" Piccolo said sadly, "Ohhhh, poor Gohan" said Bra, "I know I want to make him something but I don't know how to cook" Piccolo said, Bra beamed at this, "I do! I saw my mom baking cookies once" said Bra jumping up, "That sounds good, cookies are his favorite…I think…" Piccolo said whispering the last part, "OK then let's get to work!" Bra said grabbing Vegeta by the arm and half dragging him to the kitchen.
"Who said I was going to help?!" Vegeta yelled, "Please?" said Bra, her voice dripping with cute sweetness and giving him the puppy dog eyes that worked on him so well when he was an adult, "NO!!!" he said thinking she was nuts or something, Bra just kept dragging him to the kitchen with Piccolo close behind, they got to the now clean kitchen with the fridge mud and worm free, Bra got a chair and dragged in over to the counter then stood on it and grabbed a few thing such as sugar, cooking wax paper, chocolate chips, flour and a tray.
"I am not baking! Baking is for girls and sissy boys!" Vegeta hollered showing his anger, "Come one Veggie, Piccolo is baking and he's a boy" said Bra getting the mixer, eggs, milk and other things from the lower cabinets and fridge, "THAT IS BECAUSE HE'S A DORK! AND DON'T CALL ME VEGGIE!!!" Vegeta sneered, "I AM NOT A DORK!!!" Piccolo snapped," "YOUR RIGHT YOU NOT A DORK! YOU'RE A LAME-O!" Vegeta screamed glaring at Piccolo, "Fine Vegeta you don't have to cook" said Bra but Vegeta just stood there watching her, "OK Piccolo let's get started" Bra said trying to stop her Chibi father and Piccolo from starting a fight in her mothers now clean kitchen.
(OK I'm just going to write what I did when I first baked something since I hate making stuff like this up)
"OK what do we do first?" asked Piccolo picking up a bowl, "First we take a bowl and put in eggs, water and flour" said Bra trying to remember how she and her mother made cookies a few weeks ago before the hole lab accident, "OK" Piccolo said simply and put the bowl down and grabbed one of the white eggs out of the egg carton and started to crake the eggs while Bra went to put the wax paper on the tray for later. Now since Piccolo was no ordinary kid or a human kid for that matter and had a power level higher then the roof and he was still not yet fully in control of it yet he ended up smashing the eggs harder then he wanted to sending globs of egg all over the kitchen, himself and the two Saiyans in the room.
Vegeta a little annoyed by being covered in egg wiped off the egg on his face with both his hands and leaned on the door way with a scowl on his face, Bra went to get more eggs and this time did it herself to lessen the already growing mess on the kitchen walls and floor, Piccolo carried the bag of flour over to Bra passing Vegeta, Piccolo took this moment to trip and send the bag of flour flying at Vegeta covering the Chibi Saiyan prince in white flour, today just wasn't his day, no day was ever his day by the way the last few days have been going for the young prince.
Vegeta's black hair now had white flour in it making his look ninety years older, his normally blue spandex suit now had white strikes all over it, Vegeta was standing there covered in egg and flour with a ticked off look on his face, that did it that was the final nail in the coffee for this Saiyan prince. Vegeta angrily dusted the flour off his cloths and hair with annoyance and then stopped out of the room like a child pulling a temper tantrum with his tail lashing angrily behind him I haven't bothered the lavender haired freak in a while… Vegeta thought his mood now turning more positive and ran off in search of his "son".
(I don't know what age Saiyans get gray hairs because of them not aging as fast as humans so I just took a wild guess…)
Piccolo looked at Bra and Bra looked at Piccolo, "Any chance he's not going to cause trouble?" asked Piccolo, his voice dripping with sarcasm, "Nope, not one little chance at all" said Bra giggling a little, her father was a bigger brat then what she thought he would act as a kid, Bra put the flour in the batter, "OK now all we have to do is beat the batter" said Bra who then started to pale at what she said and turned around to find Piccolo with the bowl in his left arm and with his right hand balled into a fist.
"NO PICCOLO NO LITERALLY BEAT IT!" she yelled but it was to late, Piccolo began pounding at the bowl with his fist making more of a mess and denting the bowl, Piccolo stopped after finally hearing Bra's yelling and turned to face her, "What?" he asked innocently, "BEAT AS IN USE THE MIXER NOT YOU FIST!!!" she hollered a little annoyed at Piccolo, "OK, OK you don't have to yell" he said, he grabbed the mixer next to him on the counter and plugged it in and proceeded to put the mixer turned on into the cookie batter.
(Now for those of you reading this that bake you know what happens when you try to put the mixer in the batter when it's turned on don't you?)
Batter sprayed all over the kitchen drowning the two in cookie batter, Bra ran over and turned the mixer off, "Maybe you should flour the tray" she said trying not to yell at the Namek, "Alright" said Piccolo and began pouring flour onto the wax paper covered tray with little trouble, Bra fineshed mixing the batter just as Piccolo got done spreading flour over the wax paper so it wouldn't stick, "I'll go get a spoon" Bra said and went off to the counter drawer to get it, "No, I'll get it" Piccolo said and walked over to Bra.
"No, it's…" Bra began to say before Piccolo grabbed the drawer handle and spilled spoons and measuring cups all over the floor, Bra sighed Good thing mom keeps all the knifes and forks in a box under the sink in case some thing like this were to happen… she thought and picked up a spoon and went to clean it in the sink, then took the spoon over to the half beaten bowl and began to pick up globs of cookie batter from the bowl with the spoon and carefully plopped the glob onto the wax paper covered cookie tray.
Piccolo stayed away since he felt he had already caused his fair share of mess in the kitchen for the day, Bra fineshed putting the batter on the tray and went to get her mothers oven mittens, she took them off the hook and put them on and went over to the tray picked it up and put it in the oven to bake for a while, "While there baking I think we should clean up this place as best we can…" said Bra looking around at the batter covered kitchen, Piccolo looked around as well and nodded his head in agreement and started to clean the kitchen up to the best of there ability.
*Where Vegeta was*
Vegeta was in the bathroom trying to get a much of the egg and flour off his cloths and hair as Saiyanlly possible, Vegeta growled to himself First they splatter egg on me then they dump that white stuff all over me! Vegeta's temper began to flare remembering that those two did but it soon cooled down when he remembered the little trick he was going to play on Trunks Just you wait… he got as much of the flour off himself and headed to where he thought Trunks to be.
Vegeta found Trunks asleep on the sofa in the second floor living room, Oh what terror he could cause with the trouble he could make, Vegeta ran into the hall way closet where he saw Bulma put a box of cotton balls after removing her nail polish and took the box out, Vegeta walked back to the living room with the box in hand and a smirk on his face, he tiptoed up to the sleeping lavender haired half Saiyan and then walked over to the TV snickering madly, he turned it on and hit the mute button just as the sound came on, with fast Saiyan speed he quickly pushed the volume all the way to full blast, stuffed the cotton in his ears and turned the mute off.
"AGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Trunks screamed and fell of the sofa in shock and his eyes wide with surprise; Vegeta was laughing his head off at the half Saiyan as he tried to run to the TV to turn it off. When Trunks finally did turn off the TV he turned around to his laughing Chibi father with fire in his eyes and his little finger in his ears trying to stop the ringing in them "Vegeta…you…are…so…DEAD" Trunks yelled and dove at the Saiyan prince but missed, Vegeta just stuck his tongue out and ran off with Trunks at his heels.
*Where Bra and Piccolo was*
"OK, there all done!" Bra said picking up the tray from the windowsill were they had put the cookies to cool off a little, "They look great considering all the trouble we had making them" Piccolo said looking at the chocolate chip cookies on the tray, Bra got a dish and put the cookies on it, "You go take them to Gohan, I better see what Vegeta is up to" Bra said and handed the dish to Piccolo, "Yah, we don't need him bring the house down!" Piccolo said jokingly as he watched Bra leave the kitchen.
Piccolo walked in to the hall and to were Gohan was resting. He found Bulma in there giving Gohan some purple colored liquid on a spoon that from his Namek sense of smell told him it most defiantly that it would not taste good, Gohan choked on the bad tasting liquid, from what Piccolo could see Gohan's face wasn't as red with fever as it was a half hour ago nor was Gohan ill looking, that morning of rest must have done a world of good to the boy's recovery much to Piccolo's relief.
Piccolo ducked into a closet as Bulma came out off the room with the spoon and bottle, when he felt she was far enough down the hall he walked into the room over to Gohan's bed, "PICCOLO!" Gohan yelled and jumped out of bed and crushed the young Namek in a hug making Piccolo's cheeks flush a healthy shade of violet, Gohan nuzzled his head into Piccolo's chest his tail wiggling happily behind the little Saiyan, "I'm glad to see your feeling a little better Gohan, you feel good enough to have cookies" Piccolo said holding up the plate full of cookies.
"Thank you Piccolo!" Gohan followed Piccolo over to his bed "Don't thank me it was Bra who helped me make them" Piccolo said sitting on the bed, Gohan sat down beside and the both of them one by one began to devour all the cookies on the plate. When they were fineshed Gohan licked the chocolate off his fingers and Piccolo put the dish on the dresser "They were the best cookies I ever had" Gohan said even thought some of the cookies he ate had some lumps in them but didn't want to hurt the Nameks feelings.
"Thanks Gohan" Piccolo said and sat back down on the bed, Gohan yawned a little and snuggled next to Piccolo falling asleep, Piccolo noticed Gohan sleeping next to him but didn't have the heart to wake the boy up, he soon felt Gohan shivering from his still high fever, Piccolo wrapped his arms around the boy, he soon stopped shivering and snuggled closer to Piccolo and wrapped his tail around Piccolo's hand and started to purr quietly, Piccolo felt his eyes grow heavy and soon fell asleep next to Gohan.
*Where Vegeta and Trunks were*
"YEEEEOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!" Vegeta screamed as Trunks spanked him, Trunks had Vegeta on his lap with the boy's pants down and slapping his sensitive rump, "YOU HAD IT COMING VEGETA!" Trunks said smacking Vegeta's rear end again, "AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" Vegeta hollowed trying to get a way, but to no use Trunks was holding him with his other hand. Bra walked in to all this "Poor daddy…I don't think I should tell him about this when he gets turned back to normal…" she said in a low whisper.
Trunks gave one more slap to Vegeta making him yell loud enough to scare the birds perching on the building away in fear.
~*~Trunk finally got that little demon Vegeta back! Let me know what you think!~*~