A/N: Okay I'm working on the requests I've gotten so far, but just FYI I will need a lot more. So don't hesitate, give me ideas, and I will do my best to use them. Feel free to email me just label you email FANFICTION, I get a lot of clutter and I don't want to accidentally delete anything. Alexag12@aol.com is my address. This is a thank you to all my reviewers, and keep them coming!

Sing this to the tune of Mambo #5 . . . remember that song lol?

1, 2, 3 and uh 9 Everybody on the Pearl So come on let's ride To Tortuga The pirates get drunk But I really wanna Get reviews Like I did last week Keep 'em coming Cuz your talk ain't cheap I like Kita Chan, Anolinde and the Second Geek And as I continue You know they're so sweet So what can I do? I must thank them Cuz they are so cool And Captain Jack He'd say hi to But right now he's busy with a strumpet

A little bit of Sara in my life A little bit of Huntress by my side A little bit of Pocicle Babe's all I need A little bit of The Noble Platypus's what I seek A little bit of cat4556 in the sun A little bit of Beau Dimant all night long A little bit of HealerAriel here I am A little bit of Elizabeth makes me mad!

Song #5!

I type up and down And move it all around Nod your head to the sound And move your ass all around Take a review in the morning and one tonight Then I write a stupid song And it really bites But you all seem to like maybe I wrote it right

A little bit of Mamushi in my life A little bit of Lolly by my side A little bit of FireDrake's all I need A little bit of Era-lynne's what I seek A little bit of Rachel in the sun A little bit of kouga2 all night long A little bit of Will, wouldn't be so bad And a lot of Jack makes me real glad

Strumpet! Fuck the Strumpet!

This is Song #5

Ha ha ha!

A little bit of my other stories in my life A little bit of Mary-Sues need to die A little bit of slash is all I need A creative OC is what I seek No more nasty fuck scenes with no point Or Jack and Elizabeth fucking all night Some more variety would make my day And if you don't like it, why read it anyway?

I've been through Tons of Mary-Sues And if you're an author of one like that You deserve a good slap!

Song #5

**I KNOW it was lame, but I HAD to thank you guys, somehow!** Thanks, keep reviewing, I will do my best to get more, oh yeah and please request! I NEED REQUESTS!