First of all: This is the HUGEST APOLOGY IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!! As most of you know I have been updating pretty regularly even though school has started and I even have Saturday classes (bleck). But because the last year I got a D+ on an exam, a C in math, two B's in S.S. and French and a B+ in Science (the only thing I got an A+ in was English, go figure) my parental units decided that I was no longer able to be online or watch TV, or play my video games during the week and only on the weekend when ALL MY HOMEWORK IS DONE. Well, I plan on negotiating the "until homework is done policy" but anyways, I ignored them and continued faithfully updating, with only a few minor scrapes here or there, until one day . . . . dun dun dun!!! I made the big mistake and the conversation went like so.

(I had been assigned only about 20 minutes of homework because all sophomores were on a retreat. I finished my homework at 5 pm and went online from 6-9:22 pm)

Me: La la la typety typety!

Mom: Alex, you should turn your light on when doing homework, plus you better not be up too much later doing it, you've been in here for HOURS!! (begins annoyingly fiddling with my room)

Me: Oh I've been done since 5. (oops STUPID BRAIN)

Mom: So what are you doing??!!

Me: uh. . . er well (come on dammit come up with a lie come up with a lie . . . but don't admit to being on fanfic, then they'll think your really a POTC physco . . . ) checking my mail?

Mom: (Loud so dad can hear) I THOUGHT THE RULE WAS NO ONLINE DURING THE WEEK??!!

Me: (whispering) Well, Patrick (younger brother) has been getting to watch TV EVERY NIGHT to watch the damn red sox (good one!)

Well, all in all it ended up with my mom riling my dad up, him coming in, ripping out the accesses card to the internet and now I can only get it when I say I'm doing homework. So here's the deal-o YO! lol. I will type as much as I can during the week, and when I get the chance I will upload every little single thing I have done. So you must excuse typos, I'm rushing here!!! Staying up till midnight scribbling notes in my notepad about chapters and shit, so be NICE!!!

Anyways, this song came to me when I . . .well, I dunno where it came from, the important thing is that it came to me right. Since I'm not online right now, I forget who requested it but someone asked for the Black Eyed Peas, Where is the Love, I am changing it but using the song, is that okay? Also, it will take awhile because it is a complicated one to rhyme and is really long! Sorry, and whoever your name is (so sorry but I can't read the reviews right now!!) you will get credited for part of the song and if you want to know what I have so far, just email me with the title: BLACK EYED PEAS okay, exactly like that. BLACK EYED PEAS. Thanks and here's the lame song I made up.

Sing to the tune of Boys and Girls by Good Charlotte

Governor's Daughters and Blacksmiths

Educated with little money He's unkempt but sweet as honey And he ends up stuttering in most conversations About Elizabeth because of his infatuation Cause even though he's poor he plans on getting her a wedding ring

Governor's Daughters don't like lowly blacksmiths Proper Ladies don't associate with pirates

Corsets and bonnets She expects boys to right sonnets About her amazing beauty She gets what she wants cuz she's rich and sappy And her love it always comes with a fee Because she was born to live life easy

Governor's Daughters don't like lowly blacksmith's Proper Ladies don't associate with pirates And poor marries poor and rich marries rich Because in 1630 there weren't rebel bitches Governor's Daughters don't like lowly blacksmith's Proper Ladies don't associate with pirates And poor marries poor and rich marries rich Because in 1630 there weren't rebel bitches

Elizabeth's a ho!

Governor's Daughters don't like lowly blacksmith's Proper Ladies don't associate with pirates And poor marries poor and rich marries rich Because in 1630 there weren't rebel bitches Governor's Daughters don't like lowly blacksmith's Proper Ladies don't associate with pirates And poor marries poor and rich marries rich Because in 1630 there weren't rebel bitches

Elizabeth Swann marrying Bootstrap's son? The paparazzi will be having some fun Elizabeth Swann marrying Bootstrap's son? The paparazzi will be having some fun Elizabeth Swann marrying Bootstrap's son? The paparazzi will be having some fun Elizabeth Swann marrying Bootstrap's son? The paparazzi will be having some fun

(yes I know that there were no paparazzi in the 1600's lol F oFF! lol jk, I LOVE YOU ALL!!) More requests please. And apology to whoever wanted to hear Jack has got a gun, it's too hard for me to figure it out, any others??