I was in kind of a Halloween mood when I wrote this, so bear with me. It's fairly self-explanatory. Just read it and you'll understand. I hope I got the beat right, I only got the chance to listen to the beat once, and then I had to just download the lyrics and try and match it to the words. As always please review and request! Thanks!!!!

Sing to the tune of Ghostbusters.

If someone stole your girl And you want her back Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow!

If an undead crew Is preparing to attack Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow!

I ain't afraid of no pirate I ain't afraid of no pirate

If you've stolen Aztec gold And now you're cursed Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow!

Damn, somebody stole your favorite purse Who you gonna blame?

Jack Sparrow!

I ain't afraid of no pirate I ain't afraid of no pirate

Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow!

If you wanna have fun In Tortuga Just call

Jack Sparrow!

I ain't afraid of no pirate

I hear he still owns the Pearl

I ain't afraid of no pirate

Yeah yeah yeah yeah!!!

Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow!

The hottest pirate in the seven seas It's gotta be

Jack Sparrow!

Let me tell you something There ain't no better pirate than him!

I ain't afraid of no pirate I ain't afraid of no pirate

Don't get caught by Norrington Oh No!

Jack Sparrow!

Back off you whore He ain't yours no more It's time for me to call

Jack Sparrow!

GO!

Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow

Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow

Who you gonna call?

Jack Sparrow!!!

A/N: I am currently working on something GENIUS!! Please keep reviewing, I'd like 75 reviews eventually? Think we can do it lol? Well, anyways, keep requesting, I'll do my best! (Black Eyed Peas are next!!!)