Okay, for all you juke box lovers . . . I wrote a total of 3 songs in less than 20 minutes, that HAS to be a record lol! I dunno if you guys are gonna like em, this one I liked cuz it was different, and uhhh I dunno, sing to the tune of Christina Aguilera's song Beautiful. I have dubbed it Ragetti's song. LOL!!! Enjoy!

Oh yeah and review please!!!

Ok here goes!!!

(Begins with croaky attempt to moan/sing in a high pitched voice like the intro of original song)

Everyday is so difficult It's hard to see Considering

I only have one real eye The other's wood Not glass like it should

But I'm a pirate No matter what they say Don't make fun of me Cause I'm a pirate The best pirate who sailed The seven seas Me and Pintel too So don't you treat us bad today

Just because I like to wear dresses Doesn't mean I'm gay So please don't say That I am when you know I'm not I'm a little stupid Aren't we all? Cuz we're pirates

Cause I'm a pirate No matter what they say Don't make fun of me Cause I'm a pirate The best pirate who sailed The seven seas Me and Pintel too So don't you treat us bad today

No matter what we do No matter what we say We still can't convince them That we are not gay No matter where we go I will always Always Have this wooden eye, YEAH!

Cause I'm a pirate No matter what they say Don't make fun of me Cause I'm a pirate The best pirate who sailed The seven seas Me and Pintel too So don't you treat us bad today

Hope you liked!!!

Once again review and all that chocolaty goodness!

Mmmm candy!