Ok this is um . . . odd, to say the least. It's actually quite scary.

Anyways . . . Sing to the tune of Kelly Osbourne's Papa Don't Preach. That's all I have to say about that . . .

Father I know you're going to be upset But now I don't love that blacksmith Will Turner is just not right for me

And I don't love the Commodore Now you're prolly thinkin' I'm a whore

But that's not true cause I love this one so much

This time he's not a guy But trust me she's all right She might be a pirate but she loves me

Please Father don't preach I'm in love so deep Father don't preach With her I barely sleep But I made up my mind I love Annamaria Ooh ooh I love Annamria Ooh!

She says that we won't marry And fuck having a family We'll just get our own ship And rule the Caribbean

But Will tells me that it's just lust Well it's not oh, it's worth so much Nobody understands Except her and me

Please Father don't preach I'm in love so deep Father don't preach With her I barely sleep But I made up my mind I love Annamaria Ooh ooh I love Annamria Ooh!

Daddy Daddy if you could only see Her sexy body You'd wanna join in Cuz she's so kinky She's so kinky

So Please Father don't preach I'm in love so deep Father don't preach With her I barely sleep But I made up my mind I love Annamaria Ooh ooh I love Annamria Ooh!

You can't stop me Daddy Cuz we'll sail away

You can't stop me Daddy Cuz we'll sail away together

Yeah!

Uh yeah REVIEW PLEASE!

*GO RED SOX!!!!*