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Sing to tune of Puddle of Mud's She fucking hates me

Ok here ya go!

Met a girl on a ship from England I fell in love found out first hand That making out with a 10 year old Has problems that I didn't know OH!

Now I'm in a filthy brig All cuz she's flat While I have a wig a wig

And yeah, I'm old enough to be her dad But that really don't make it bad

I love the Swann girl Trust I love that Swann girl La la la la I pushed too hard And she screamed so loud I blew an eardrum And her dad took her away

Yeah I know she's the governor's daughter That's what makes her so much hotter She's so sexy with her hair in curls And those set of stringed pearls

I love the Swann girl Trust I love that Swann girl La la la la I pushed too hard And she screamed so loud I blew an eardrum And her dad took her away

Lalalalalalalalalalalala Trust! Lalalalalalalalalalalala Trust! Lalalalalalalalalalala

She screamed so loud I blew and ear drum Her daddy took her away!

That's the story out at sea Of that Swann girl and me

When she's older we'll try again That way she'll be 30 and I'll be 110

I love the Swann girl Trust I love that Swann girl La la la la I pushed too hard And she screamed so loud I blew an eardrum And her dad took her away