You guys . . . I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO PUT IN A CHRISTMAS CAROL!!!!!
AHHHHHH!!! I'm SO HORRIBLE!!!! So . . . . this is a belated Christmas
song for all you POTC fans out there! It's gonna sound cheap and generic
but you know what. . . if you don't like it, tough fruitcake (do people get
fruitcake anymore? I don't, and I never had. I never got that joke
anyway.must be an old people thing) anyway, here it is and if you want a
Hanukah song or kwanza song or whatever else is out there let me know, just
send me the lyrics or something. HOPE YOU ALL HAD A HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!
Ahem . . . . the very generic and often used Christmas song for POTC!
On the first day of Chritmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the second day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the third day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the fourth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the fifth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the sixth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 6 pompous governors, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates o the Caribbean DVD
On the seventh day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous governors, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the eighth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 8 wenches slapping, 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the ninth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the tenth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 10 wooden eyeballs, 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the eleventh day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 11 hangmans hanging 10 wooden eyeballs, 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the twelfth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 12 ships a sinking 11 hangmans hanging 10 wooden eyeballs, 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
Hehehe, yes I KNOW that was lame but I had to write it fast! I'm so sorry about the lack of updates here I will do my best but I feel so lame . . .I don't wanna sound like some generic broken record . . . . . . . wait . . . . nevermind.
Ahem . . . . the very generic and often used Christmas song for POTC!
On the first day of Chritmas Jack Sparrow gave to me, a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the second day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the third day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the fourth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the fifth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the sixth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 6 pompous governors, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates o the Caribbean DVD
On the seventh day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous governors, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates, and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the eighth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 8 wenches slapping, 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the ninth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the tenth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 10 wooden eyeballs, 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the eleventh day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 11 hangmans hanging 10 wooden eyeballs, 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
On the twelfth day of Christmas Jack Sparrow gave to me 12 ships a sinking 11 hangmans hanging 10 wooden eyeballs, 9 parrots squawking, 8 wenches slapping 7 pirate brands, 6 pompous commodores, 5 eunuchs, 4 rum tankards, 3 corsets, 2 cursed pirates and a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD
Hehehe, yes I KNOW that was lame but I had to write it fast! I'm so sorry about the lack of updates here I will do my best but I feel so lame . . .I don't wanna sound like some generic broken record . . . . . . . wait . . . . nevermind.