A/n: Just a short humor piece for the holidays. Inspired by one of my friends, who traveled across town one snowy night in search of movies and a Klondike Bar. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

So, what would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Cloud: Umm.I would give you the Black Materia!

Tifa: I..I can't tell you yet. It's not the right time..

Aerith: I'll go out with you once!

Barrett: I pity da foo who thinks they ain't gonna give me one a dem ice cream bars!

Red XIII: I HATE Klondike Bars! My father liked them! ::growl::

Yuffie: I'm just gonna steal one! Hehehehe

Cait Sith: I think I'll just follow you around and watch it.then give it to Shin-Ra..

Vincent: . . .

Cid: I don't want a @%$*# Klondike Bar, I want some @#*&^% TEA!!!!!

Sephiroth: I will kill you, burn your house down, and take it. Mwahahaa

Well, that's all I've got for now, if anyone has character suggestions for me let me know and I'll put them in here.