Dragonia: oh joy, yet another story has be found within the dusty, empty, dark corridors of my mind. However this is just some stupid little thing I came up with in about 5 minutes when I was bored and will most likely only be one chapter. Well enjoy and hope you laugh.
Ch.1 a bored DA equals pain
*Chaos HQ*
Shadow- *watching TV*
Dragonia- *playing SSBM* (A/N- theres about 10 TVs here…(^____^))
Amber- *off in la la land*
Chaos- *watching Trinity and Crystal*
Crystal- *teaching Trinity different pranks she can pull on people*
Trinity- *listening to Crystal*
DA- *bored as heck*…..theres nothing to do…..*yawn*
Dragonia- well find something to do…..go watch TV
DA- no…..
Shadow- kick dragonias butt in SSBM
DA-….no…..
Dragonia- go beat us Amber
DA- that gets old after awhile…
Chaos- then go torture someone…..
DA- ….hm….not a bad idea….
Dragonia- CHAOS!!!!!
Chaos- eep….sorry…..
Dragonia- DA, don't you DARE!!!!
DA- *smirks* Later…..*teleports*
Dragonia- DA!!!!!!! …….CRAP!!!!!
*Domino city, game shop*
Yugi and Joey- *dueling, duh*
Tea- *talking with Serenity*
Tristan- *watching the duel….wait….hes not hitting on Serenity, CALL THE DOCTOR TRISTANS SICK!!!!!!!*
Yami- *resting in his soul room* (A/N- awww….sleepy time for Yami..(^______^))
Yugi- I win again
Joey- oh man….
Tristan- Man Joey, that's the 10th time this morning…
Joey- don't remind me….
Serenity- Can we do something else now, this is boring….
Tea- yea…
Yugi- Ok, what do you want to do……*disappears*
EOE (everyone else)- *blink*…..that's bad…..*disappear*
*in a very dark room*
Yugi- *looks around* I cant see anything, its too dark….
Voice 1-Whos there!?
Yugi- huh?
V2- Hello?
Yugi- h-hi?
V3- MOMMY!!!!!!
Yugi- What the?
V4- Its too dark….
Yugi- Whos that…..
V5- Who ever is in charge BETTER come out NOW!!!!!
Yugi- *blinks* that sounded like Kaiba….
V5- what the…..YUGI!?!?!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?
Yugi- *cringes*….yup….that's Kaiba……
V6- SOME ONE TURN ON THE F^%&$#% LIGHTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Yugi- (O.O;;)…..I know that voice…..
V7- You want lights, fine……
Light blasts through the room. The group of people look around to find that their in a cave that seems to be under a volcano, mainly because its really hot and a stream of lava is right behind them. Of course after looking around at their location they finally noticed who was with them.
All- *look at each other*….(O.O)…YOU AGAIN!!!!!
Everyone there are as followed:
Yugi
Ryou
Kaiba
Joey
Tristan
Tea
Mokuba
Serentiy
Isis
Malik
Mai
Interesting group….
Joey and Malik- *death glaring each other*
Kaiba- *death glaring Yugi*
Yugi- (^_^;;)….hehe…
Tea- ok…..so why are we all here…..
Mai- And how did we get here?
Voice- I can answer that question.
All- *turn around*…(O.O)….NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT HER AGAIN!!!!!!!
DA- Hey, I'm not that bad….
All- ("this is gonna be painful")
Kaiba- So, what the hecks going!?
DA- We're gonna play a game.
All- ("yup….painful")
DA- oh, but first, we need 3 more players. *snaps fingers, Yami, Marik, and Bakura appear next to their Hikaris*
The Yamis- *looks up at DA*….oh greeeaaat…..
DA- Now, on to the game.
Yami- Game?
DA- yup. The rules are simple enough Joey could understand it….
Joey- huh…..HEY!!!!!
DA- (^_^)
Bakura- What are the rules?
DA- if you talk, you get zapped.
EOE- (o.O) what?
DA- See, I've noticed that all of you talk WAY too much. So this game will show if you guys can actually shut up.
Joey- We do not talk to much!!!!
DA- oh yea….You, Yugi, and Yami Never shut up about 'The Heart of the Cards', Bakura, Marik, and Malik never shut up about the M-Items and controlling/destroying the world.
Bakura, Marik, Malik- (^_^;;)
DA- Isis never shuts up about the future and her stupid necklace. We all know what Tea rants about. (A/N- I'm still a Tea Fan…(^_^;;))
Tea- oh shut up….
DA- lets see who else….oh yea…….Kaiba and his constant rants about revenge on Yugi.
Kaiba- (-_-)
DA- oh and Mokuba and Serenity, does this sound familiar, Big Brother help, Big Brother I believe in you, Big Brother this, Big Brother that, Yak yak yak, Enough with the brother crap.
Mokuba and Serenity- (-_-;;;)
DA- did I forget anyone?
Joey- *points to Mai, Tristan, and Ryou*
Mai, Tristan, Ryou- *glare at Joey*
DA- oh yea…..well Tristan never says much, Mai's ok, and Ryou's usually being controlled by Bakura to say anything.
EOE- *blinks* what?
DA- but their still going to be tortured with the rest of you.
EOE- (-_-;;)
DA- anyways, Game START!!!
Tea- …….
Kaiba-……..
Malik- ……..
Bakura- (-_-;;)
Tristan- …….
Yugi- *looking around*
Joey- *coughs*…..*ZAP!*…oh, what the…….*ZAP!*…..Hey, hang on!!!!! *ZAP!*….CUT IT OUT!!!!!! *ZAP!*…THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!! *ZAP!*……STOP IT!!!!!!! *ZAP!*…..
Tristan- *runs up and puts his hands over Joeys mouth to shut him up*
Joey- (x_-;;;)…..
Yami- (~This is stupid….~)
Yugi- (~I know, but theres no way out of it….~)
Yami and Yugi- *ZAP!* (o.O;;)
DA- No mind links either…..
Yamis and Hikaris- (-_-;;;)
*20 minutes later*
Tea- *rocking back and forth*
Yugi and Yami- *having a silent duel*
Marik and Bakura- *thinking of ways to kill everyone*
EOE- *staring off into space*
DA- *yawns* this is getting boring……New rule….who ever talks gets sent to a different area of my world to be tortured, and whoever is the last person here, gets send home without a scratch.
EOE- *blink* ……*evil grins*
Bakura- *picks up a rock, throws it and hits Tristan in the back of the head*
Tristan- Ow, Hey!!!! *gets zapped and teleported*
Bakura- (^_____^)
Malik- *takes control of Yugi with the M-Rod*
Yugi- *under Maliks control* You all Suck!!!! *gets zapped and Teleported*
Yami- MALIK!!!!!!…..oh crap….*zapped and teleported*
Malik- (^_^)….("two birds with one stone")
Joey- *throws a rock a Malik but hits Marik instead* oops, wrong one……..OH MAN!!!! *zapped, teleported*
Marik- OW, WHEELER!!!!!!……CRAP!!!!!! *zapped, teleported*
Mai- *sneaks over an pulls Isis's hair*
Isis- OW!!!!…..great….*zapped, teleported*
Mai- (^_^)
Malik- *glares at Mai*
Anyways…..about 5 minutes later, its down to Mokuba, Tea, Bakura and Malik.
All 4- *glaring at each other*
DA- *sighs*…this could take forever…..hm…..*snaps fingers, 2 giant snakes appear out of no where*
Tea and Mokuba- (O.O;;;)
Bakura and Malik- (^__^)…("Cool!!!")
DA- (-_-;;)…..*snaps fingers, snakes turn into 2 giant pink bunnys*
Bakura and Malik- (O.O;;)……NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!……*zapped, teleported*
Tea and Mokuba- *blink*….("riiiiiight…..")
Mokuba- *turns to Tea, does the cutest, chibish, puppy dog eyes anyones ever seen*
Tea- (O.O) ("No….must…..not….give…..in……to……puppy dog eyes…..must…..fight it……..Gah, I CANT!!!!!!") KAWAII!!!!!! (^____________^) SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!! *zapped, teleported*
Mokuba- (^__________^)
DA- (o.O)….ok……guess you win kid…..*sends Mokuba home*……riiiigt….now on to the fun part. *teleports*
About 5 minutes later screams of terror and pain can be heard from a far off distance……
Dragonia: Well that was……interesting……
DA: I found it very amusing….
Dragonia: Well, like I said, that just came to me when I was really bored so I decided to type it up. There will not be another chapter to this so don't ask.
Shadow: poor…Baka-Sama…..
Amber: Dukey wasn't there!!!! (^________^) No pain for Duke zako!!!!
DA: *rolls eyes*….bakas……
Dragonia: Anyways, please review……Later.^_^