A Redwallish Dinner

Gonff: You know, this Elvish food may be good, but it's nothing compared to the food at Redwall. After this, we have got to bring you lot to Redwall.

Lord Brocktree: Not until they see Salamandastron. All the passage ways, secret corridors, it's way cooler then any Abbey.

Martin: You just think that because you're the Lord of the mountain.

Brocktree: Yeah, well you favor Redwall because you're the founder

Gimli: Salamandastron sounds awesome, but it can't be as good as the mines of Moria

Tagg: Actually, I think Mossflower Woods is the best.

Matthias: Except for when there're snakes loose.

Triss: You think fighting one snake is bad? I had to fight three

Mariel: This just goes to prove the point that women are better warriors than men

Grath: better archers too

:: Legolas and Matthias glares at them.

Aragorn: well, I still think the sword is more well suited for me

Mariel: My special weapon is this piece of knotted rope, but I've picked up sword fighting and archery from Triss and Grath. We've been training each other

Triss: No problem Mariel

Grath: After all, when there's only three of us, we girls have got to stick together

:: Meanwhile, Dandin sneaks Gonff's slice of cake off his plate

Gonnf: Hey! Where's my slice of cake

Martin: Wow, finally the famous Prince of Moustheives is robbed

Mariel: You go, Dandin!

Gonff: Man! Where did you get so good at stealing

Dandin: I am your great-grandson

Gandalf: (laughing) Honestly, you Redwallers are just what this Fellowship needs. This is going to be one interesting quest

Frodo: I hope so. We start tomorrow