Sword fighting, snowboarding, riddles and what not
:: The Fellowship was walking, and walking, and walking...
Dandin: (to Sam) I haven't done this much walking since following Mariel to Terremont.
Mariel: Hey, you have to remember that you did insist on coming along
Dandin: I know. There was no way I would have let you have all the fun without me.
Sam: Exactly. It's not like I'd let Frodo have all the fun without me
Frodo: ( to Mariel) I can tell they're going to get on well together.
Mariel: I know. Two persistent friends who'd stick with you through thick and thin
:: They reach Hollin. A campfire is made and while Boromir teaches Merry and Pippin to swordfight, Aragorn challenges Martin to a fencing match.
Aragorn: ( to Martin while fencing) You've got a good sword. Where did you get it?
Martin: It's actually my family's sword. When the wildcat Tarsmina broke it , it was reforged in a Badger Lord's chamber with metal from a falling star. It's been passed down to different Abbey warriors ever since.
Aragorn: My sword belonged to my ancestor the great Isildur who sliced off Sauron's finger that held the ring....
:: Legalas spots a flock of Crebain
Matthias: what are those birds
Legolas: Crebains from Dunland
Grath: and seagulls from Samperta
Gimli: ( sarcastically) well what did you think it was, a wisp of clouds
Aragorn: forget it. Just hide
:: While the rest of the Fellowship hides, Mariel kills a seagull with her gullwacker. The rest of the birds fly away
Matthias: well that was a close one. I say we go through those mountains over there (points to Caradhas.)
Tagg: sure, why not
:: the Fellowship heads over the mountains. Legalos crosses the snow easily while the rest plough through
Gonff: Man this so isn't working. We need snowboards
:: as if by cue, 18 snowboards fall out of the sky. Everyone including Legolas grabs a snowboard and starts snowboarding
Dandin: (shouting) This is sooo awsome!!!
Mariel: (overtaking Dandin) Man I could do this all day!!!
:: Suddenly, rocks and snow falls in front of the Fellowship forming a perfect quarter pipe. Aragorn and Martin fly over the pipe performing perfect Japan Airs. Mariel, Frodo, Dandin and Sam fly over the pipe doing Rocket Airs. Legolas and Grath do Impossibles. Brocktree and Gimli do a kickflip over the half pipe Tagg, Triss and Borimir do Madonnas, Gandalf performs a shove-it and Pippen and Merry do ollies.
Author's note: I know you can't technically do that on a snowboard but Oh Well!!! This is Middle Earth
Gimli: This is great and all but I really think we should go through the mines of Moria
Gandalf: Let the Ringbearer decide
Frodo: I say we go through the mines cause I'm kinda running out of tricks
Dandin: Well said. Lets hit the mines