Lothlorien
:: Outside Moria, everyone just sits down.
Aragorn: We should make Lothlorien by nightfall.
Boromir: No. I absolutely refuse to go there. The Lady of the Wood is evil.
Legolas: SHE IS NOT EVIL!!!! (tackles Boromir)
:: Boromir, Legolas, Grath and Tagg get into a huge fight.
Martin: (standing on rock) Let's get GOING!!!!!
:: Everyone heads into the woods
Gimli: Stay close, everyone. There is a great evil in these woods.
(looks straight into an arrow pointed straight at his head.)
Legolas: Don't shoot! These are my friends!
Tagg: (whispers to Boromir) He has weird friends.
Gimli: I am so GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!
Elf 1: too late buddy, you have entered the realm of the Lady of the Woods. Take them to Galadriel
:: The Fellowship is led to Galadriel and Celeborn
Celeborn: Eight there are yet nine there were
Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow
Mariel: No he hasn't. See, it says right here that he'll be back more powerful than ever ( point's to a page in the book)
Galadriel: Hey let me see that book( takes the book from Mariel) The Two Towers... Cool!!! So this is what's going to happen next ( begins reading the book) Oh yeah show them to their rooms ( an elf walks up and escorts them away)
:: That night Frodo is called by Galadriel to look into the mirror. Galadriel decides to "reward" Mariel for giving her the Two Towers book by letting her come along
Galadriel: The mirror shows many things, things that were, things that are and things that have not yet come to pass
Mariel: Wow! Talk about free 24 hour internet service
Galadriel: Never mind, just look into the mirror
:: Frodo and Mariel look into the mirror
Mariel: Cool!!!
Frodo: Freaky!!!
Mirror:( starting to sing) Ohhhh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS( continues with the rest of the Spongebob theme song)
Galadriel: ( sticking her head out the door) ARE YOU WATCHING SPONGEBOB AGAIN!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO WATCH TV. WHEN I'M USING THE MIRROR!!!!!!
Elf voice from outside: oh, sorry ( turns of the TV.)
Galadriel: ( shaking her head) sorry about that
Mariel: Cool!!!
Frodo: Freaky!!!
Galadriel: I need coffee
