Lothlorien

:: Outside Moria, everyone just sits down.

Aragorn: We should make Lothlorien by nightfall.

Boromir: No. I absolutely refuse to go there. The Lady of the Wood is evil.

Legolas: SHE IS NOT EVIL!!!! (tackles Boromir)

:: Boromir, Legolas, Grath and Tagg get into a huge fight.

Martin: (standing on rock) Let's get GOING!!!!!

:: Everyone heads into the woods

Gimli: Stay close, everyone. There is a great evil in these woods.

(looks straight into an arrow pointed straight at his head.)

Legolas: Don't shoot! These are my friends!

Tagg: (whispers to Boromir) He has weird friends.

Gimli: I am so GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!

Elf 1: too late buddy, you have entered the realm of the Lady of the Woods. Take them to Galadriel

:: The Fellowship is led to Galadriel and Celeborn

Celeborn: Eight there are yet nine there were

Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow

Mariel: No he hasn't. See, it says right here that he'll be back more powerful than ever ( point's to a page in the book)

Galadriel: Hey let me see that book( takes the book from Mariel) The Two Towers... Cool!!! So this is what's going to happen next ( begins reading the book) Oh yeah show them to their rooms ( an elf walks up and escorts them away)

:: That night Frodo is called by Galadriel to look into the mirror. Galadriel decides to "reward" Mariel for giving her the Two Towers book by letting her come along

Galadriel: The mirror shows many things, things that were, things that are and things that have not yet come to pass

Mariel: Wow! Talk about free 24 hour internet service

Galadriel: Never mind, just look into the mirror

:: Frodo and Mariel look into the mirror

Mariel: Cool!!!

Frodo: Freaky!!!

Mirror:( starting to sing) Ohhhh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS( continues with the rest of the Spongebob theme song)

Galadriel: ( sticking her head out the door) ARE YOU WATCHING SPONGEBOB AGAIN!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU NOT TO WATCH TV. WHEN I'M USING THE MIRROR!!!!!!

Elf voice from outside: oh, sorry ( turns of the TV.)

Galadriel: ( shaking her head) sorry about that

Mariel: Cool!!!

Frodo: Freaky!!!

Galadriel: I need coffee