:: Galadriel gives everyone gifts and sends them off in the boats. Everyone is paddling except for Grath and Tagg, who are swimming alongside the boats

Lord Brocktree: Too bad we didn't bring any of the Guosim shrews along with us. Man! They can really paddle

Martin: Yeah, but we'd have to listen to their pointless arguing all day

Grath: C'mon Tagg. I'll race you to that far stump over there( both of them takes of swimming)

Mariel: Wait up! Paddling's no fun, I'm getting in the water( jumps out of the boat)

Sam: Wow! where'd you learn to swim like that

Mariel: ( smugly) experience( takes of after the otters)

:: The Fellowship makes it to land early and is setting up camp. Mariel, Triss and Grath are having a training session. Mariel is sword fighting, Grath is using an imitation of a gullwacker Triss is shooting arrows at nearby trees.

Legolas: Wait, I feel... a dark presence

Tagg: (checks book) um... oh there it is. A huge hoard of Uruk-hai and orcs are heading this way.

Brocktree: Cool! ( starts polishing his sword)

Boromir: Yes! now I can get back at them for chipping my horn

:: everyone gets ready to fight and stands in fighting stance for ten minutes

Triss: Man! Leave it to an orc to be late

Dandin: this sword is getting heavy

:: At that moment the orcs attack and everyone starts fighting. The camera freezes... Aragorn is halfway through stabbing an orc, Martin has cut through the blade of a weasel, Merry, Pippen and Gonff are carried away by the orcs, Frodo fighting his way towards the boat, Mariel, Sam and Dandin are running after him, Triss, Tagg and Matthias are smashing ferret heads, Grath and Legolas are shooting at oncoming orcs, Brocktree is throwing orcs and vermin at trees, Gimli is standing on his shoulder and whacking orcs, and Boromir is seconds away from being shot..

Tagg: ( sees Boromir) LOOK OUT!!! (knocks Boromir out of the way. Grath picks up the arrow and fire it back at the orcs/vermin and they run away with Merry, Pippin and Gonff)

Martin: GONFF!!! ( starts running after the orcs and vermin

but they get away)

Boromir: Man that was close! Thanks Tagg

Tagg: No problem, though I hope you don't mind that I've probably messed with the plot by saving you

Boromir: I think I can deal with that

Aragorn: Has anyone seen Frodo, Sam and Mariel?

Martin: I saw them fighting their way to the boats

Aragorn: Probably off to Mordor... oh well, lets go hunt some orcs

Triss: and vermin

Aragorn: right

(back to Mariel, Frodo, Sam and Dandin... Frodo is about to leave when they catch up to them)

Frodo: I'm going to Mordor, alone

Sam: We know... and we're coming with you

Mariel: Don't even TRY to argue with me. I ALWAYS win as I've proved to Dandin multiple times( she and Dandin start swimming to the boat)

Frodo: well, I guess we better all go together ( picks up Sam)

Dandin: not fair, he gets to stay dry, oh well a quest's a quest( high-fives Mariel)

Mariel: At least your great-grandfather's 'dagger throwing squad' won't be here to 'entertain' us with songs

Dandin: But we are (he and Sam starts singing)

:: Mariel and Frodo looks at each other and shakes their head

Frodo: oh well... I'm still glad they're with us