K.A. Okay, I know I'm getting flamed big time for this one. I know its
retarded, but I had to write about it to get all my retarded ideas out of
my head! Warning: total craziness up ahead! This is weird...please don't
hate me for it! *gives pleading look* Rating is for language I shoved in.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH, M&Ms, pixie sticks, runts or anything else I use. I only own this retarded idea!
"Remember, guys you each get fifty dollars for this trip, so use it wisely," Botan announced as the gang got to the mall. The "gang" included Yusuke, Keiko, Yukina, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Jin, and Touya.
"Botan, you told us like fifty times! I think we got the point!" Yusuke groaned.
"It's because she knows how you are, silly," Keiko playfully pushed him.
"Remember no powers! It's very important that none of your superhuman powers are used in public, or Koenma will have a cow!"
"Yeah yeah blah blah," Yusuke waved her off.
"I'm fine as long as no stupid human gets in my way," Hiei said coldly.
"Hm..likewise," Kurama agreed.
"Oh and Jin try to..you know, not draw too much attention to yourself." Botan cleared her throat and pointed at her ears and forehead.
"Ah, it's me ears, isn't it?" Jin pointed at his huge elf like ears.
"No shit," Yusuke laughed.
They walked into the middle of the mall where there was a cluster of benches.
"Okay guys let's meet here in one hour," Botan suggested. "Go have fun and spend your money!"
They dissapated into random stores of the mall...
ONE HOUR LATER
Yusuke and Keiko were the first to arrive back at the spot. Yusuke was looking up, hands in pocket, whistling. Keiko was holding about five bags of clothes.
"Well what do we have here?" Botan asked. "Yusuke, didn't you get anything?"
"Naw...Keiko saw some sweaters she liked, so I gave her my money so she could have them."
"AWWW!" Botan squealed. "That is just so adorable, Yusuke! I knew you had it in you!"
"I know. He is so sweet." Keiko replied.
"Okay okay don't go thinking I'm like this all the time, now." Yusuke rolled his eyes.
Hiei was the next to arrive, also empty-handed.
"These stupid human indulgences do not humor me." Hiei sat on the floor beside the bench Yusuke and Keiko were sitting on.
Jin was next. He walked up wearing a black t-shirt that said "I love Doogies" on it and a plaid beanie. "Hey guys! What is up?"
"Jin, what in the fuck are you wearing?" Yusuke asked.
"What? I like it." Jin straightened out his t-shirt.
"Look, mommy!" A little girl screamed. "It's a unicorn!" She pointed at Jin.
"Honey, it's not nice to point," the mom slapped the hand down. She turned to Jin to apologize.
"I'm-HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A HORN ON YOUR HEAD!" The mom grabbed the girl and scurried off.
"Oooh, a pony? Where?"
"No, it's a unicorn!"
"Oooh! A unicorn! I like unicorns!"
"I wanna ride the unicorn!" Jin was surrounded by a bunch a little kids.
"Ahh! Urameshi! Help get these little boogers away from me!"
The group of little kids was broken up by a toy jeep that came tearing through the crowd.
"BEEP BEEP!" Touya screamed wildly, steering the jeep into the side of a bench. "Omph!"
"Touya, is that a toy jeep?" Botan asked in wonderment.
"Yeah! It's the coolest thing, and it used thirty-seven point forty two of my money!"
"Touya, you're retarded," Hiei snapped.
"Na-aw! You're just jealous I found it first!" Touya backed out and started circling the group continuously.
"Yukina I-WHOA!" Kuwabara yelled, almost run down by Touya in his jeep.
"Yukina? What did you get?" Botan asked.
"Well I saw a lotion store and some of them smelled wonderful...so I got some."
"That's excellent! Kuwabara?"
"Well..I got you a gift, Yukina." Kuwabara pulled out a package.
"For me? Thank you, Kuwabara," Yukina took the gift and opened it slowly. It was a flower.
"Oh a flower. How nice."
"No no!" Kuwabara grabbed it and pushed a button. The flower started wiggling and singing. "It's a singing flower! Just for you, love bunch!"
Yukina giggled, and Kurama tiptoed exaggeratedly holding some bags close to his chest.
"Um..Kurama?" Botan asked.
"Stay away! It's mine!" Kurama looked around and hugged the bags closer to his chest.
"What's in the bags, mate?" Jin asked.
"Nothing! It's all mine!"
"Okay fox boy we got the point it's yours," Yusuke snapped. "What is it?"
"Well.." Kurama set them down and dumped one out. It was full of candy.
"Candy?!" Yusuke looked at Kurama.
"YES! This is the best stuff I have ever tasted!" Kurama grabbed a Pixie Stick, ripped it open, and let all the sugar in his mouth. "Ooohh yeah.." Kurama shivered in delight.
"Um..have fun with your candy." Kuwabara said nervously.
"Alrighty then!" Kurama grabbed a huge chocolate bar and ate it in record time.
"OOhh! Weee!" Kurama stood up and started jumping up and down quickly.
"Uh oh the hyperness begins," Keiko laughed.
"What is your human junk food doing to him?" Hiei asked.
"Yiipppee!" Kurama had a box of Runts in one hand and some M&M's in the other. He finished them off and started giggling for no reason and clapping his hands.
"Who hoo!" Kurama pulled out his rose whip and starting waving it above his head like a lasso.
"Kurama! NO!" Hiei screamed and tackled Kurama to the ground.
"Ahh! help meee!" Kurama screamed wildly.
"Excuse me, little boy," A security guard tapped Hiei on the shoulder.
"...Little boy?!"
Hiei allowed the guard to pull him off Kurama. "Don't you be causing no ruckus, little man."
"Ha ha he called you little man," Kuwabara laughed.
"Hey Kurama wanna take a ride in my new wheels?" Touya tapped the seat of his toy jeep.
"SURE!" Kurama screamed. "START ER UP, TOUYA!"
Kurama climbed into the passengers seat and him and Touya started riding around in circles.
"LET ME STEER, TOUYA!" Kurama grabbed the wheel of the toy jeep and crashed into one of those trees the mall had planted indoors.
"Damn it, Kurama!" Hiei went to help the crashed jeep when the same security guard who chastised Hiei before ran up.
"Hey! It's that little kid! He's causing trouble again! Now he destroyed mall property! Get him!" The guard and his friends ran at Hiei.
"Shit.." Hiei picked up the jeep, set it right side up, and hopped in.
"You're not taking me alive!" Hiei laughed and took off in the jeep.
"Hey!" Touya yelled. "My jeep!"
"Where are my pixie sticks?" Kurama asked.
Retarded, I know, please review and not be to harsh on me (crosses finger for no flames) if you happen to like it then tell me and I'll continue. But I know it's too stupid! Karasu" You got that straight. *holds up hands in surrender* I had nothing to do with this! Don't blame me!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH, M&Ms, pixie sticks, runts or anything else I use. I only own this retarded idea!
"Remember, guys you each get fifty dollars for this trip, so use it wisely," Botan announced as the gang got to the mall. The "gang" included Yusuke, Keiko, Yukina, Kuwabara, Hiei, Kurama, Jin, and Touya.
"Botan, you told us like fifty times! I think we got the point!" Yusuke groaned.
"It's because she knows how you are, silly," Keiko playfully pushed him.
"Remember no powers! It's very important that none of your superhuman powers are used in public, or Koenma will have a cow!"
"Yeah yeah blah blah," Yusuke waved her off.
"I'm fine as long as no stupid human gets in my way," Hiei said coldly.
"Hm..likewise," Kurama agreed.
"Oh and Jin try to..you know, not draw too much attention to yourself." Botan cleared her throat and pointed at her ears and forehead.
"Ah, it's me ears, isn't it?" Jin pointed at his huge elf like ears.
"No shit," Yusuke laughed.
They walked into the middle of the mall where there was a cluster of benches.
"Okay guys let's meet here in one hour," Botan suggested. "Go have fun and spend your money!"
They dissapated into random stores of the mall...
ONE HOUR LATER
Yusuke and Keiko were the first to arrive back at the spot. Yusuke was looking up, hands in pocket, whistling. Keiko was holding about five bags of clothes.
"Well what do we have here?" Botan asked. "Yusuke, didn't you get anything?"
"Naw...Keiko saw some sweaters she liked, so I gave her my money so she could have them."
"AWWW!" Botan squealed. "That is just so adorable, Yusuke! I knew you had it in you!"
"I know. He is so sweet." Keiko replied.
"Okay okay don't go thinking I'm like this all the time, now." Yusuke rolled his eyes.
Hiei was the next to arrive, also empty-handed.
"These stupid human indulgences do not humor me." Hiei sat on the floor beside the bench Yusuke and Keiko were sitting on.
Jin was next. He walked up wearing a black t-shirt that said "I love Doogies" on it and a plaid beanie. "Hey guys! What is up?"
"Jin, what in the fuck are you wearing?" Yusuke asked.
"What? I like it." Jin straightened out his t-shirt.
"Look, mommy!" A little girl screamed. "It's a unicorn!" She pointed at Jin.
"Honey, it's not nice to point," the mom slapped the hand down. She turned to Jin to apologize.
"I'm-HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A HORN ON YOUR HEAD!" The mom grabbed the girl and scurried off.
"Oooh, a pony? Where?"
"No, it's a unicorn!"
"Oooh! A unicorn! I like unicorns!"
"I wanna ride the unicorn!" Jin was surrounded by a bunch a little kids.
"Ahh! Urameshi! Help get these little boogers away from me!"
The group of little kids was broken up by a toy jeep that came tearing through the crowd.
"BEEP BEEP!" Touya screamed wildly, steering the jeep into the side of a bench. "Omph!"
"Touya, is that a toy jeep?" Botan asked in wonderment.
"Yeah! It's the coolest thing, and it used thirty-seven point forty two of my money!"
"Touya, you're retarded," Hiei snapped.
"Na-aw! You're just jealous I found it first!" Touya backed out and started circling the group continuously.
"Yukina I-WHOA!" Kuwabara yelled, almost run down by Touya in his jeep.
"Yukina? What did you get?" Botan asked.
"Well I saw a lotion store and some of them smelled wonderful...so I got some."
"That's excellent! Kuwabara?"
"Well..I got you a gift, Yukina." Kuwabara pulled out a package.
"For me? Thank you, Kuwabara," Yukina took the gift and opened it slowly. It was a flower.
"Oh a flower. How nice."
"No no!" Kuwabara grabbed it and pushed a button. The flower started wiggling and singing. "It's a singing flower! Just for you, love bunch!"
Yukina giggled, and Kurama tiptoed exaggeratedly holding some bags close to his chest.
"Um..Kurama?" Botan asked.
"Stay away! It's mine!" Kurama looked around and hugged the bags closer to his chest.
"What's in the bags, mate?" Jin asked.
"Nothing! It's all mine!"
"Okay fox boy we got the point it's yours," Yusuke snapped. "What is it?"
"Well.." Kurama set them down and dumped one out. It was full of candy.
"Candy?!" Yusuke looked at Kurama.
"YES! This is the best stuff I have ever tasted!" Kurama grabbed a Pixie Stick, ripped it open, and let all the sugar in his mouth. "Ooohh yeah.." Kurama shivered in delight.
"Um..have fun with your candy." Kuwabara said nervously.
"Alrighty then!" Kurama grabbed a huge chocolate bar and ate it in record time.
"OOhh! Weee!" Kurama stood up and started jumping up and down quickly.
"Uh oh the hyperness begins," Keiko laughed.
"What is your human junk food doing to him?" Hiei asked.
"Yiipppee!" Kurama had a box of Runts in one hand and some M&M's in the other. He finished them off and started giggling for no reason and clapping his hands.
"Who hoo!" Kurama pulled out his rose whip and starting waving it above his head like a lasso.
"Kurama! NO!" Hiei screamed and tackled Kurama to the ground.
"Ahh! help meee!" Kurama screamed wildly.
"Excuse me, little boy," A security guard tapped Hiei on the shoulder.
"...Little boy?!"
Hiei allowed the guard to pull him off Kurama. "Don't you be causing no ruckus, little man."
"Ha ha he called you little man," Kuwabara laughed.
"Hey Kurama wanna take a ride in my new wheels?" Touya tapped the seat of his toy jeep.
"SURE!" Kurama screamed. "START ER UP, TOUYA!"
Kurama climbed into the passengers seat and him and Touya started riding around in circles.
"LET ME STEER, TOUYA!" Kurama grabbed the wheel of the toy jeep and crashed into one of those trees the mall had planted indoors.
"Damn it, Kurama!" Hiei went to help the crashed jeep when the same security guard who chastised Hiei before ran up.
"Hey! It's that little kid! He's causing trouble again! Now he destroyed mall property! Get him!" The guard and his friends ran at Hiei.
"Shit.." Hiei picked up the jeep, set it right side up, and hopped in.
"You're not taking me alive!" Hiei laughed and took off in the jeep.
"Hey!" Touya yelled. "My jeep!"
"Where are my pixie sticks?" Kurama asked.
Retarded, I know, please review and not be to harsh on me (crosses finger for no flames) if you happen to like it then tell me and I'll continue. But I know it's too stupid! Karasu" You got that straight. *holds up hands in surrender* I had nothing to do with this! Don't blame me!