The Two Towers

:: (Hi we're back!!! I've messed with the movie sequence a bit to fit with this part of the crossover better just to refresh your memory. Frodo, Mariel, Sam and Dandin have gone to destroy the ring, Merry, Pippen and Gonff were captured by orcs and the rest of the fellowship are tracking them)

Frodo: ( to Mariel while walking) remember when Gandalf fell into the mines, I had a weird dream about that last night

Mariel: well I had a dream of Martin last night. Most Redwallers do at some point in their lives.

Frodo: Martin? Isn't that the mouse that was friends with Aragorn?

Mariel: that's the one

:: they continue walking

Dandin and Sam: (singing) 1 bottle of ale on the wall, 1 bottle of ale... take one down and pass it around... 1 bottle of ale on the wall

Dandin: Awesome! We finally finished that song

Sam: It's always been my goal to finish that

Dandin: Really? Mine too

Mariel: (to Frodo) SOMEONE'S going to meet the end of my gullwacker if they don't quit singing

::walks for another half hour

Sam: this place looks awfully familiar

Dandin: um... anyone else notice we're kinda going in circles?

Frodo: I was just about to bring that up

:: everyone sits down and starts eating

Dandin: I am so INCREDIBLY tired of lembas. Don't elves eat anything else!?!

Mariel: It's better than a lot of other stuff I've eaten. (sighs) I wonder what Grath and Triss are doing right now

Frodo: What do you think Merry and Pippen are doing right now

Dandin: Probably messing around with my great-grandfather

Sam: It's so weird thinking of Gonff as your great-granddad.

Mariel: Yeah, well me and Dandin are so far back in abbey history Grath and Triss call me an ancient legend

Dandin: You look ancient when you get up

:: Everyone including Mariel starts laughing. She chases Dandin around.

Later that night, when everyone's sleeping, guess who sneaks up...

Gollum: theivessss, they ssssssstole the precioussssss

:: falls on Dandin and wakes everyone up and everyone tries to grab Gollum

Mariel: when I get my hands on you Gollum, you'll PAY for interrupting my limited amount of sleep

Frodo: Lay one FINGER on the Ring and you'll die Gollum

Dandin jumps on Gollum and Mariel knocks him out with her Gullwacker and ties him up. Everyone goes back to sleep until Gollum wakes up and starts screaming, waking everyone up again

Sam: (groaning) does that creature EVER shut up

Mariel: that's another time he interrupted my sleep

Frodo: (taking the Ring of it's chain) Gollum, if you don't SHUT UP this instant I'll use the Ring on you!!!

Mariel: (to Dandin) wow he must be REALLY mad

:: Gollum immediately stops shouting

Dandin: I guess it's to late to go back to sleep now ( glares at Gollum) what should we do with him

Frodo: (shrugging) guess we could use a guide( rolls his eyes and walks over to Gollum) okay, swear on the Ring to lead us to the Black Gate

:: Gollum swears on the Ring and they all head off