K.A.: Wow...that's pretty neat that some people liked this! Since you asked
for more, here it is. Hehe. Just as stupid and lame as the first chappie!
Muahahaha! Please don't flame me for this, but I do like nice reviews, even
constructive criticism. Thanks to the people who pleasantly surprised me
with the nice reviews and to Saria, who suggested an idea that I thought
was funny!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH or anything else I use..just this retarded lame idea, except the clothing store part, that goes to Saria!
"Muhahaha!" Hiei laughed maniacally as he ripped through the doors of the mall on the toy jeep.
"Noo!" Touya screamed. "Get back here! My jeep!" He dropped to his knees in despair. "Why? Why must all these things happen to me?!"
The mall security walked up with a crew behind him. "Excuse me," he pointed at Yusuke and Keiko. "You're the boy's parents, correct?"
"There's a little boy? Where? I don't see a little boy," Kurama looked around in a daze.
"Hey look boss it's a unicorn!" One of the members of the crew pointed at Jin.
"Oooh you're right! I thought those things weren't real!"
"Wow a real live unicorn!"
"DAMN IT I'M NOT A BLOODY UNICORN!" Jin screamed.
"Oooh it talks!" The crew looked at Jin in amazement.
"Let's focus. We need mommy and daddy to control the boy that just took off in the toy jeep," the officer said.
"Hiei?" Yusuke burst out laughing.
"What?"
"We're not his parents, dumbass."
"Oh. We need to and find him." The officer and his crew ran out of the mall, followed by Yusuke and the gang. On their way out, they saw something... interesting as they ran through the women's section of a clothes store.
"What do you think of this?" Karasu asked, twirling around in a pale pink blouse and yellow capris. "Isn't it fabulous?"
Bui grunted his approval.
"No no Karasu that's all wrong for you," Younger Toguro pulled out a bright purple one. "I like the is one it matches your eyes better."
"Oooh you're right," Karasu grabbed it and held it to his chest.
"How about this?" Younger Toguro held up a green spaghetti strap t-shirt. "Sexy!"
"Mm that's the cutest shirt, I think you should get it."
"I knew there was something freaky about you guys! What are you doing in the human world anyway?" Kuwabara asked.
"Ek!" Karasu shrieked, trying to shield himself with his hands. "They found us!"
"So this is your hobby? Raiding the women's sections of clothing stores?" Yusuke rolled on the ground laughing.
"Shut up! What we do in our private time is none of your business!" Toguro snapped.
"Besides, I see you hanging out with a unicorn! What's up with that?" Karasu asked accusingly.
"What is it with you people?" Jin whined.
"Aww maybe we'll see you guys later. We know where to look now. The local clothes store." Yusuke and the others left before Toguro and his buddies could respond.
"We are in the middle of a Breaking News Story. A little boy is tearing through the town on a toy jeep. It is reported that three have minor injuries." A news reporter said into the camera.
A crowd formed around the news crew.
"Hey look it's the unicorn!" A kid screamed from the distance at Jin.
"Ah boy. Not this again." Jin looked around nervously.
"A PONY?!" Kurama screamed from behind Jin. "WHERE?"
"Right in front of you!" Someone else screamed. "A UNICORN."
Kurama jumped on Jin's back. "I WANNA RIDE! GIDDY-UP!" He screamed.
"Get the bloody hell off of me!" Jin shoved Kurama off on the ground, which must've knocked him back to his senses.
"Where am I?" Kurama asked, rubbing his head. "Aww I have a headache."
The security guard was talking on his walkie-talkie. "Johnson, we need back up. We have a crazy kid tearing through the town on a toy jeep..yes, a toy jeep.. causing havoc in the town. He is potentially armed and dangerous and is resisting discipline."
Johnson talked back. "Roger. We'll send out our special toy jeep unit immediately."
"Roger."
"Noo!" Touya cried. "My jeep is being used for evil!"
A chopper was flying over head.
"Hey look they have a tv," Yukina pointed to a tv behind the newswoman that was showing Hiei on the jeep, riding into crowds of people shouting, "Move it you stupid humans!"
"Poor Touya," Botan fished in her pockets. "Here Touya. Normally I wouldn't do this, but I see how upset you are. Go buy a new jeep."
"YEA!" Touya grabbed the money and ran back into the mall.
A little while later, Touya rode back out in a different toy jeep.
"This jeep is even better than the last! It gets better mileage! Oh Kurama I got you more candy," Touya threw the bag at Kurama who sniffed it.
"....Candy!" Kurama tore open the bag and gobbled it all down and shivered. "That hit the spot."
"I'm going after that bastard. Anyone want to come?"
"ME! ME!" Kurama screamed, jumping up and down.
"No fucking way!" Touya snapped. "You're the reason why that a-hole took my toy jeep!"
Kurama's eyes watered and he sniffed like he was going to cry.
Touya sighed. "Fine hop in."
"WHOO-HOO!" Kurama jumped in the toy jeep excitedly.
"Touch the steering wheel, you're dead," Touya warned.
Touya and Kurama took off.
Touya and Kurama rode through the town, careful not to hit any innocent bystanders, until they spotted a streak of black hair riding by laughing.
"HIM!" Touya screamed, now following him. "HEY, YOU FUCKER!" He screamed at Hiei.
Hiei turned back. "Oh, shit."
"I'M HERE FOR MY REVENGE, JEEP THEIF!" Touya shouted at him.
"Touya, it's a TOY jeep."
"YEAH? WELL THAT TOY JEEP WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY!" Touya yelled angrily. "UNTIL YOU TOOK IT!"
"Touya, you had the fucking thing for about fifteen minutes, idiot!"
SO?" Touya speed up and bumped him from behind. "Get out! You're in deep trouble!"
"Damn it, Touya, you got a new toy jeep so get over it."
"NEVER!" Touya screamed.
"This is fun!" Kurama clapped his hands happily.
"DIE, JEEP THEIF, DIE!" Touya bumped into Hiei a few more times.
Hiei swerved off to the side and did a wheelie.
"Show off," Touya muttered.
"You have to try better than that." Hiei laughed. "Haha! I am the toy jeep master of the world!"
"No! That is my toy jeep and you stole it!"
Hiei grinned. Then he looked to the side and saw a fence with a ramp in front, probably where bikers practiced.
"Perfect." Hiei took off. "See you later, suckers!"
"Oooh, lollipops?" Kurama asked.
"Kurama, there are no lollipops."
"But Hiei said-"
Touya took off after Hiei.
(In slow motion) Hiei rode the toy jeep up the ramp and over the fence.
(In slow motion) Touya and Kurama rode their toy jeep over the ramp and crashed into the fence.
Hiei turned around, pointed and laughed at them. "Haha losers."
Touya climbed over the fence taking his jeep with him. Kurama sat in the spot where he crashed in daze.
"Oh shit!" Hiei realized he had trapped himself in a corner, behind the backs of a bunch of buildings.
"Ha ha!" Touya smiled triumphantly. "That's what you get for trying to show off. Now hand it over."
"No!" Hiei hugged the toy jeep protectively.
"There he is!" A bunch of toy jeeps that looked like police cars surrounded the fence.
"We have you surrounded, little boy. You are under arrest. Red-head, move your ass so we can be more menacing."
Jin jumped off the back of one of the jeeps and dragged Kurama aside.
"Jin!" Touya waved.
Jin smiled. "Hey Touya. Had to get away from all those little buggers calling me a unicorn, dont ya know."
Touya looked at Hiei. "Remember ...no powers or anything.."
Hiei sighed. "Fine, take the damn toy jeep. It was a piece of crap anyway." He held his hands up in surrender.
The cops and security guards climbed over the fence cautiously and cuffed Hiei, reading his rights and stuff.
"Thank you for helping," The security guard told Touya.
"No problem," Touya purred, stroking his toy jeep affectionately.
"Now... are you the unicorn I've been hearing about?" A cop asked Jin.
Hiei glared at Touya. "Touya, I'll be back for that jeep. It will be MINE!" He laughed maniacally.
Well...I know it's stupid but what do you think? Next, if you want it, will be the adventures of Hiei in jail and jailbreak, maybe more Toguro fashion! Please R&R! Try not to be too harsh to me! Thanks!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH or anything else I use..just this retarded lame idea, except the clothing store part, that goes to Saria!
"Muhahaha!" Hiei laughed maniacally as he ripped through the doors of the mall on the toy jeep.
"Noo!" Touya screamed. "Get back here! My jeep!" He dropped to his knees in despair. "Why? Why must all these things happen to me?!"
The mall security walked up with a crew behind him. "Excuse me," he pointed at Yusuke and Keiko. "You're the boy's parents, correct?"
"There's a little boy? Where? I don't see a little boy," Kurama looked around in a daze.
"Hey look boss it's a unicorn!" One of the members of the crew pointed at Jin.
"Oooh you're right! I thought those things weren't real!"
"Wow a real live unicorn!"
"DAMN IT I'M NOT A BLOODY UNICORN!" Jin screamed.
"Oooh it talks!" The crew looked at Jin in amazement.
"Let's focus. We need mommy and daddy to control the boy that just took off in the toy jeep," the officer said.
"Hiei?" Yusuke burst out laughing.
"What?"
"We're not his parents, dumbass."
"Oh. We need to and find him." The officer and his crew ran out of the mall, followed by Yusuke and the gang. On their way out, they saw something... interesting as they ran through the women's section of a clothes store.
"What do you think of this?" Karasu asked, twirling around in a pale pink blouse and yellow capris. "Isn't it fabulous?"
Bui grunted his approval.
"No no Karasu that's all wrong for you," Younger Toguro pulled out a bright purple one. "I like the is one it matches your eyes better."
"Oooh you're right," Karasu grabbed it and held it to his chest.
"How about this?" Younger Toguro held up a green spaghetti strap t-shirt. "Sexy!"
"Mm that's the cutest shirt, I think you should get it."
"I knew there was something freaky about you guys! What are you doing in the human world anyway?" Kuwabara asked.
"Ek!" Karasu shrieked, trying to shield himself with his hands. "They found us!"
"So this is your hobby? Raiding the women's sections of clothing stores?" Yusuke rolled on the ground laughing.
"Shut up! What we do in our private time is none of your business!" Toguro snapped.
"Besides, I see you hanging out with a unicorn! What's up with that?" Karasu asked accusingly.
"What is it with you people?" Jin whined.
"Aww maybe we'll see you guys later. We know where to look now. The local clothes store." Yusuke and the others left before Toguro and his buddies could respond.
"We are in the middle of a Breaking News Story. A little boy is tearing through the town on a toy jeep. It is reported that three have minor injuries." A news reporter said into the camera.
A crowd formed around the news crew.
"Hey look it's the unicorn!" A kid screamed from the distance at Jin.
"Ah boy. Not this again." Jin looked around nervously.
"A PONY?!" Kurama screamed from behind Jin. "WHERE?"
"Right in front of you!" Someone else screamed. "A UNICORN."
Kurama jumped on Jin's back. "I WANNA RIDE! GIDDY-UP!" He screamed.
"Get the bloody hell off of me!" Jin shoved Kurama off on the ground, which must've knocked him back to his senses.
"Where am I?" Kurama asked, rubbing his head. "Aww I have a headache."
The security guard was talking on his walkie-talkie. "Johnson, we need back up. We have a crazy kid tearing through the town on a toy jeep..yes, a toy jeep.. causing havoc in the town. He is potentially armed and dangerous and is resisting discipline."
Johnson talked back. "Roger. We'll send out our special toy jeep unit immediately."
"Roger."
"Noo!" Touya cried. "My jeep is being used for evil!"
A chopper was flying over head.
"Hey look they have a tv," Yukina pointed to a tv behind the newswoman that was showing Hiei on the jeep, riding into crowds of people shouting, "Move it you stupid humans!"
"Poor Touya," Botan fished in her pockets. "Here Touya. Normally I wouldn't do this, but I see how upset you are. Go buy a new jeep."
"YEA!" Touya grabbed the money and ran back into the mall.
A little while later, Touya rode back out in a different toy jeep.
"This jeep is even better than the last! It gets better mileage! Oh Kurama I got you more candy," Touya threw the bag at Kurama who sniffed it.
"....Candy!" Kurama tore open the bag and gobbled it all down and shivered. "That hit the spot."
"I'm going after that bastard. Anyone want to come?"
"ME! ME!" Kurama screamed, jumping up and down.
"No fucking way!" Touya snapped. "You're the reason why that a-hole took my toy jeep!"
Kurama's eyes watered and he sniffed like he was going to cry.
Touya sighed. "Fine hop in."
"WHOO-HOO!" Kurama jumped in the toy jeep excitedly.
"Touch the steering wheel, you're dead," Touya warned.
Touya and Kurama took off.
Touya and Kurama rode through the town, careful not to hit any innocent bystanders, until they spotted a streak of black hair riding by laughing.
"HIM!" Touya screamed, now following him. "HEY, YOU FUCKER!" He screamed at Hiei.
Hiei turned back. "Oh, shit."
"I'M HERE FOR MY REVENGE, JEEP THEIF!" Touya shouted at him.
"Touya, it's a TOY jeep."
"YEAH? WELL THAT TOY JEEP WAS MY PRIDE AND JOY!" Touya yelled angrily. "UNTIL YOU TOOK IT!"
"Touya, you had the fucking thing for about fifteen minutes, idiot!"
SO?" Touya speed up and bumped him from behind. "Get out! You're in deep trouble!"
"Damn it, Touya, you got a new toy jeep so get over it."
"NEVER!" Touya screamed.
"This is fun!" Kurama clapped his hands happily.
"DIE, JEEP THEIF, DIE!" Touya bumped into Hiei a few more times.
Hiei swerved off to the side and did a wheelie.
"Show off," Touya muttered.
"You have to try better than that." Hiei laughed. "Haha! I am the toy jeep master of the world!"
"No! That is my toy jeep and you stole it!"
Hiei grinned. Then he looked to the side and saw a fence with a ramp in front, probably where bikers practiced.
"Perfect." Hiei took off. "See you later, suckers!"
"Oooh, lollipops?" Kurama asked.
"Kurama, there are no lollipops."
"But Hiei said-"
Touya took off after Hiei.
(In slow motion) Hiei rode the toy jeep up the ramp and over the fence.
(In slow motion) Touya and Kurama rode their toy jeep over the ramp and crashed into the fence.
Hiei turned around, pointed and laughed at them. "Haha losers."
Touya climbed over the fence taking his jeep with him. Kurama sat in the spot where he crashed in daze.
"Oh shit!" Hiei realized he had trapped himself in a corner, behind the backs of a bunch of buildings.
"Ha ha!" Touya smiled triumphantly. "That's what you get for trying to show off. Now hand it over."
"No!" Hiei hugged the toy jeep protectively.
"There he is!" A bunch of toy jeeps that looked like police cars surrounded the fence.
"We have you surrounded, little boy. You are under arrest. Red-head, move your ass so we can be more menacing."
Jin jumped off the back of one of the jeeps and dragged Kurama aside.
"Jin!" Touya waved.
Jin smiled. "Hey Touya. Had to get away from all those little buggers calling me a unicorn, dont ya know."
Touya looked at Hiei. "Remember ...no powers or anything.."
Hiei sighed. "Fine, take the damn toy jeep. It was a piece of crap anyway." He held his hands up in surrender.
The cops and security guards climbed over the fence cautiously and cuffed Hiei, reading his rights and stuff.
"Thank you for helping," The security guard told Touya.
"No problem," Touya purred, stroking his toy jeep affectionately.
"Now... are you the unicorn I've been hearing about?" A cop asked Jin.
Hiei glared at Touya. "Touya, I'll be back for that jeep. It will be MINE!" He laughed maniacally.
Well...I know it's stupid but what do you think? Next, if you want it, will be the adventures of Hiei in jail and jailbreak, maybe more Toguro fashion! Please R&R! Try not to be too harsh to me! Thanks!