Karasu: I can't believe how you've portrayed me!
K.A: Calm down. Anyway this one is about Hiei in jail. I just thought this would be a funny little thing. Thanks for reviewing and Saria I sort of used your idea... and I love getting ideas!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH OR any other anime characters and places I used from Pokemon, Beyblade and Yu-Gi-Oh or the yellow thing!.
Hiei was on a bus, on his way to the Pewter City Penitentiary. He was wearing a dirty brown outfit some officers gave him before the ride.
"Just wait until I get that stupid fucker and his stupid ass jeep!" Hiei hissed to himself.
After annoying searches and stuff, the prisoners were led to their cells.
"Here, boy," a guard opened the door to a seemingly empty cell and shoved Hiei in.
"Phew. I'm glad I'm alone."
"Time for grub!" The prisoners were led out of their cells.
In the lunchline, Hiei was standing behind two guys who seemed to be friends. One had tan skin and blonde hair and the other was pale with white hair.
The pale one turned around. "Hey. I'm Bakura and my friend here is Marik," the other guy turned and waved.
"I'm Hiei," Hiei answered.
"What are you in for?" Bakura asked.
"A high speed chase." Hiei decided it was better if he left out the part about it being in a toy jeep so he'd look cool.
"Oh we're in for attempting world domination through the use of playing cards," Marik said.
"That's so retarded."
"Not with this baby! This card is my key to victory!" Marik whipped out a card.
Hiei grabbed the card quickly and ripped it in half. "Well, there goes your plans."
"Hey! You ripped my card!"
They got up to the serving area and started hearing the most annoying sound ever.
"pika....pika pi....pika ...pika pi...pika...pika .pi.."
"What the hell is that?" Bakura asked.
"That yellow ball thing," Hiei pointed up at a fat little rat-looking thing.
Bakura gave an evil grin. "Wanna play kickball, guys?"
Hiei nodded. He wished these guys were his cell-mates.
Bakura leaned forward and grabbed the yellow thing while Hiei sped to the other side of the room.
"Okay!" Bakura drop-kicked the yellow thing to Hiei. Hiei kicked it to Marik who kicked it back to Bakura.
"Hello may I join you young men?" An old looking guy with purple hair and a huge schnoze asked. "My name is Boris."
"I guess.. so what are you in for?" Hiei asked him.
"Having my way with four boys I was training," he answered.
"..Oh..." Hiei said oddly.
"Here's a picture," Boris handed Hiei a picture. Hiei looked at it.
"Ew! Geez, if your gonna have your way with someone, it should at least be with someone good-looking!"
"I tried but Kai wouldn't let me," Boris answered.
All the officers threw the prisoners back into their cells even if they didn't eat for assualting the yellow thing.
The next day during yardwork, everyone was clamoring to see the new arrivals.
"What the hell is going on?" Hiei asked Marik.
"Newbies."
A bus came and unloaded, and the Toguro team walked off.
"Eww these clothes are icky!" Elder Toguro said in a snotty high voice.
"I know, does it make my butt look bug?" Karasu turned around and stuck it out.
"Lord only knows you need it," Younger Toguro replied.
Karasu snapped his fingers. "Oh no you just didn't!"
"Yes I just did! You got a problem with that?"
"I hate you!" Karasu jumped in front of Younger Toguro and started flapping his arms wildly.
"Ek!" Younger Toguro started flapping his arms back, starting a sissy fight.
Brock the Warden came to stop them. "Hey! No fighting!"
Karasu ran to Bui who gave him a hug.
"HEY! None of that funny stuff here! Break it up!"
"These shoes are nasty! They don't even match!" Elder Toguro whined.
"What are you losers in for anyway?" Brock asked.
"Stealing the cutest little outfit you've ever seen from a women's clothing store." Karasu answered dreamily.
"...Right..." Brock shook his head.
"Okay, newbies, get to work! There's no playtime here!" Brock handed the Toguro team pickaxes. "Get to work breaking the rocks."
Younger Toguro slowly picked up the pickaxe and slammed it on the ground.
"Oh my gosh!" He screamed. I broke a nail! I broke a nail!"
"Ha that's what you get for talking about my ass!" Karasu put his nose in the air haughtily. "It's called karma, honey!"
Elder Toguro coughed. "I'm getting sweaty! I'm done! I broke a sweat!"
Shut up, maggots!" Brock snarled.
"Eww maggots are icky!"
Later that night, Hiei heard a tap at the side of his cell.
"What?" Hiei saw it was Younger Toguro in the cell next to him.
"We're breaking out. Want in?"
"Why are you asking me?" Hiei snapped.
"We have the cutest little blue dress that would just look fabulous on you!" Younger Toguro replied excitedly. "If we help you out, you have to help with our fashion show."
"HELL NO!" Hiei angrily shouted.
Younger Toguro shrugged. "Fine. Your loss."
"Okay okay I'll do it," Hiei hurriedly replied.
MEANWHILE OUTSIDE THE JAIL, THE GANG FOUND WHERE HIEI WAS BEING HELD.....
"Okay guys operation rescue Hiei in motion!" Yusuke announced.
"I don't know why I'm helping that dirty jeep thief," Touya snapped.
"Oh, bloody hell, get over it. It was just a toy jeep," Jin answered.
"It was MY toy jeep, DAMMIT!"
Jin punched in the wall of the jail.
The officers went to see to noise.
"Hey, it's a unicorn! Hey, Sam, shine the light on the unicorn! I wanna see!" An officer shouted.
A flashlight was shone in Jin's eyes.
"AWW! You bloody bastards, oye, the light!"
"Oooh what neat looking unicorn!"
"Shut up I'm not a damn unicorn!" Jin screamed, shoving past the officers.
"Oooh hey, I touched the unicorn! Cool!"
As they ran in the jail, Kurama ran to the bars and started chewing on them.
"Why the hell is he chewing on the bars?" Yusuke asked.
"Oh, I told him they were made of chocolate," Kuwabara answered.
"Never get that boy chocolate again," Yusuke rolled his eyes.
"Where is Hiei?" Jin asked.
"HEYYY!" Touya screamed and pointed outside the jail where Jin punched in the wall. "MY BABY!"
The gang ran back out to see Hiei, Karasu and Bui shoved tight in one toy jeep and the Toguro brothers in another.
"HAHA Thanks for the new toy jeeps, suckers!" Hiei screamed psychotically as they drove into the sunset.
NNOOOO!" Touya screamed. "That bastard stole my jeeps! Again!"
K.A Okay next is the fashion show hehehe. Thanks and R&R!!
K.A: Calm down. Anyway this one is about Hiei in jail. I just thought this would be a funny little thing. Thanks for reviewing and Saria I sort of used your idea... and I love getting ideas!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own YYH OR any other anime characters and places I used from Pokemon, Beyblade and Yu-Gi-Oh or the yellow thing!.
Hiei was on a bus, on his way to the Pewter City Penitentiary. He was wearing a dirty brown outfit some officers gave him before the ride.
"Just wait until I get that stupid fucker and his stupid ass jeep!" Hiei hissed to himself.
After annoying searches and stuff, the prisoners were led to their cells.
"Here, boy," a guard opened the door to a seemingly empty cell and shoved Hiei in.
"Phew. I'm glad I'm alone."
"Time for grub!" The prisoners were led out of their cells.
In the lunchline, Hiei was standing behind two guys who seemed to be friends. One had tan skin and blonde hair and the other was pale with white hair.
The pale one turned around. "Hey. I'm Bakura and my friend here is Marik," the other guy turned and waved.
"I'm Hiei," Hiei answered.
"What are you in for?" Bakura asked.
"A high speed chase." Hiei decided it was better if he left out the part about it being in a toy jeep so he'd look cool.
"Oh we're in for attempting world domination through the use of playing cards," Marik said.
"That's so retarded."
"Not with this baby! This card is my key to victory!" Marik whipped out a card.
Hiei grabbed the card quickly and ripped it in half. "Well, there goes your plans."
"Hey! You ripped my card!"
They got up to the serving area and started hearing the most annoying sound ever.
"pika....pika pi....pika ...pika pi...pika...pika .pi.."
"What the hell is that?" Bakura asked.
"That yellow ball thing," Hiei pointed up at a fat little rat-looking thing.
Bakura gave an evil grin. "Wanna play kickball, guys?"
Hiei nodded. He wished these guys were his cell-mates.
Bakura leaned forward and grabbed the yellow thing while Hiei sped to the other side of the room.
"Okay!" Bakura drop-kicked the yellow thing to Hiei. Hiei kicked it to Marik who kicked it back to Bakura.
"Hello may I join you young men?" An old looking guy with purple hair and a huge schnoze asked. "My name is Boris."
"I guess.. so what are you in for?" Hiei asked him.
"Having my way with four boys I was training," he answered.
"..Oh..." Hiei said oddly.
"Here's a picture," Boris handed Hiei a picture. Hiei looked at it.
"Ew! Geez, if your gonna have your way with someone, it should at least be with someone good-looking!"
"I tried but Kai wouldn't let me," Boris answered.
All the officers threw the prisoners back into their cells even if they didn't eat for assualting the yellow thing.
The next day during yardwork, everyone was clamoring to see the new arrivals.
"What the hell is going on?" Hiei asked Marik.
"Newbies."
A bus came and unloaded, and the Toguro team walked off.
"Eww these clothes are icky!" Elder Toguro said in a snotty high voice.
"I know, does it make my butt look bug?" Karasu turned around and stuck it out.
"Lord only knows you need it," Younger Toguro replied.
Karasu snapped his fingers. "Oh no you just didn't!"
"Yes I just did! You got a problem with that?"
"I hate you!" Karasu jumped in front of Younger Toguro and started flapping his arms wildly.
"Ek!" Younger Toguro started flapping his arms back, starting a sissy fight.
Brock the Warden came to stop them. "Hey! No fighting!"
Karasu ran to Bui who gave him a hug.
"HEY! None of that funny stuff here! Break it up!"
"These shoes are nasty! They don't even match!" Elder Toguro whined.
"What are you losers in for anyway?" Brock asked.
"Stealing the cutest little outfit you've ever seen from a women's clothing store." Karasu answered dreamily.
"...Right..." Brock shook his head.
"Okay, newbies, get to work! There's no playtime here!" Brock handed the Toguro team pickaxes. "Get to work breaking the rocks."
Younger Toguro slowly picked up the pickaxe and slammed it on the ground.
"Oh my gosh!" He screamed. I broke a nail! I broke a nail!"
"Ha that's what you get for talking about my ass!" Karasu put his nose in the air haughtily. "It's called karma, honey!"
Elder Toguro coughed. "I'm getting sweaty! I'm done! I broke a sweat!"
Shut up, maggots!" Brock snarled.
"Eww maggots are icky!"
Later that night, Hiei heard a tap at the side of his cell.
"What?" Hiei saw it was Younger Toguro in the cell next to him.
"We're breaking out. Want in?"
"Why are you asking me?" Hiei snapped.
"We have the cutest little blue dress that would just look fabulous on you!" Younger Toguro replied excitedly. "If we help you out, you have to help with our fashion show."
"HELL NO!" Hiei angrily shouted.
Younger Toguro shrugged. "Fine. Your loss."
"Okay okay I'll do it," Hiei hurriedly replied.
MEANWHILE OUTSIDE THE JAIL, THE GANG FOUND WHERE HIEI WAS BEING HELD.....
"Okay guys operation rescue Hiei in motion!" Yusuke announced.
"I don't know why I'm helping that dirty jeep thief," Touya snapped.
"Oh, bloody hell, get over it. It was just a toy jeep," Jin answered.
"It was MY toy jeep, DAMMIT!"
Jin punched in the wall of the jail.
The officers went to see to noise.
"Hey, it's a unicorn! Hey, Sam, shine the light on the unicorn! I wanna see!" An officer shouted.
A flashlight was shone in Jin's eyes.
"AWW! You bloody bastards, oye, the light!"
"Oooh what neat looking unicorn!"
"Shut up I'm not a damn unicorn!" Jin screamed, shoving past the officers.
"Oooh hey, I touched the unicorn! Cool!"
As they ran in the jail, Kurama ran to the bars and started chewing on them.
"Why the hell is he chewing on the bars?" Yusuke asked.
"Oh, I told him they were made of chocolate," Kuwabara answered.
"Never get that boy chocolate again," Yusuke rolled his eyes.
"Where is Hiei?" Jin asked.
"HEYYY!" Touya screamed and pointed outside the jail where Jin punched in the wall. "MY BABY!"
The gang ran back out to see Hiei, Karasu and Bui shoved tight in one toy jeep and the Toguro brothers in another.
"HAHA Thanks for the new toy jeeps, suckers!" Hiei screamed psychotically as they drove into the sunset.
NNOOOO!" Touya screamed. "That bastard stole my jeeps! Again!"
K.A Okay next is the fashion show hehehe. Thanks and R&R!!