K.A.: I'm so glad people like this 'story' aka The insanity! Okay, this is
the most screwed up chappie yet. If you like how I portray the Toguro team,
you'll like this chappie, I think. But I hope you like it nonetheless. Here
we go! Muahahaha!
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or anything else I use!
"Hey, where are we going?" Hiei shouted at the Toguro brothers.
"Our secret hideaway. I'll led the way," Younger Toguro drove in front of Hiei.
They drove in a straight line until Toguro took a sharp turn. Hiei followed.
"Is it just me, or did it just get alot lighter?" Karasu asked. He turned around. "Shit! Bui fell off!"
Hiei turned around to see Bui running after them, waving.
"I'm not stopping. Tough shit." Hiei grinded his teeth in concentration.
"Hiei! You little meanie!" Karasu slapped him on the arm playfully. "You're just the cutest little asshole! Yes you are!"
"Karasu, shut up," Hiei looked back again and saw Bui gave up and started walking.
"I love the way this breeze runs through my hair." Karasu said. Hiei ignored him.
They arrived at their destination - an old, run down former lotion that still smelled sweet.
"This place smells funny," Hiei commented as they walked in and met with the Toguro's. And soon Bui.
"Oooh I love lotion!" Elder Toguro whipped out a bottle of pink lotion.
"Geez I should've fuckin known," Hiei muttered.
"What? You want some Raspberry Razzmatazz?"
"Hell no."
A guy with long black hair pranced toward them on his tippy toes.
"Aww man it's another one," Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Hey guys," Sakyou flicked out his wrist. "Oooh here's the little cutie. I get to see him up close and personal! What a little piece of meat!"
"You sure as hell better not be talking about me, you fairy," Hiei snapped.
"Oooh, I love fairies!" Sakyou replied dreamily.
"How are you, babe?" Younger Toguro asked as he kissed Sakyou lightly on both of his cheeks, and Sakyou kissed him back.
"Your stuff is done! It's time for your show!" Sakyou clapped his hands.
"Goody," Hiei sneered.
"It's time to put your dress on!" Elder Toguro snuck up behind Hiei and pulled down his pants.
"My, what a big boy you are," Karasu grinned.
"Hey! If you're gonna act like that, don't do it to me!" Hiei screamed.
"Act like what?" Sakyou asked.
Younger Toguro forced the dress on Hiei, who screamed wildly during the process.
"Aw you look so cute!" Karasu giggled.
"I know. I just wanna cuddle wth him and take him home!" Elder Toguro said dreamily.
"You better get those thoughts out of your head, you freak."
"Waahh!" Elder Toguro ran into a corner and started crying hysterically.
"Hiei you better stop before we spank you," Younger Toguro said like he was excited at the idea.
"FINE! I'm sorry. Geez. Can we just get this over with?" Hiei snapped.
"Okay, Hiei you go first," Sakyou said.
Sakyou led Hiei to the walkway. He peered out in the crowd and saw it was full of demons.
"How did you get demons here?" Hiei asked.
"I'm rich. I can do what I want," Sakyou said. "Now go shake that thing!" Sakyou slapped Hiei on his ass and pushed him out.
Hiei stiffly walked out in the dress admist catcalls and rude comments. Hiei itched to kill them all right then and there.
"There, was that so bad?" Karasu asked when Hiei walked back. He was wearing a bright lime green very tight minidress. Elder Toguro was wearing a shiny silver evening gown.
"I think I need a new manicure," Karasu held out his hands and studied them. "What do you guys think?"
"I think you need alot more than a manicure, honey," Younger Toguro was wearing a string bikini.
"AHH!" Hiei screamed, looking away.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Karasu asked.
Younger Toguro looked at Karasu's butt pointedly. "You know what I mean. Ass implants."
"Stop talking about my ass!" Karasu screeched, flapping his arms wildly at Toguro, starting another sissy fight.
"Take that!" Younger Toguro flapped his arms back.
MEANWHILE WITH YUSUKE AND THE GANG....
"Aw, when I get that no-good, dirty rotten jeep thief!" Touya angrily bellowed.
"Touya, how many bloody times do we have to tell you it's just a toy jeep?" Jin asked.
"Here. He's here at this lotion factory." Yusuke looked at his little demon tracker watch.
"Good. Now I'm gonna go kick his jeep stealing ass," Touya sneered.
They broke through the wall to reveal the Toguros, Karasu, and Hiei (Bui was off doing something else) all in their outfits.
"OH...MY...GOD!" Everyone said together in horror.
"Oooh look, pint-size is sexy!" Kuwabara laughed.
"Oooh look, doofus is ugly," Hiei snarled.
Yusuke Jin and Touya stood there frozen in shock, jaws to the ground. Kurama had too much of a headache to see anything, and was sitting down holding his head. Poor Kurama.
"So, guys, what do you think?" Karasu asked, twirling around.
"Me eyes are forever stained," Jin looked confused.
"Oooh look, a talking unicorn!" Sakyou said. "Haven't seen one of those yet."
"I'm not a fuckin unicorn!" Jin answered.
"Yusuke whipped out an instant camera and started taking pictures.
"Oooh!" The Toguros and Karasu started posing for the camera.
"You take a picture of me, you die," Hiei snapped.
"You better not flex, no-ass," Younger Toguro told Karasu.
"I hate you!" Karasu jumped on younger Toguro and tackled him to the ground.
"Why are you taking pictures...of that?" Touya asked.
"Blackmail, my friend, blackmail. For the future." Yusuke answered.
Hiei took the opportunity to rip the dress off, put his pants back on, and take off on a jeep.
"NOO!" Touya screamed. "Not again!"
"Oh boy here we go again," Jin sighed.
"Let's go, guys!" Touya and Jin grabbed Kurama and hopped in a jeep and took off.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were about to leave, but their path was blocked...
"We have the perfect thing for you guys. He he." Karasu and the Toguros grabbed Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"NOO!" Yusuke screamed.
"Matching pink lacy dresses!" Karasu announced.
Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other. "NOOO!"
K.A.: I know this was the weirdest chappie so far, but I couldn't help it. Next will be shopping cart madness! Please R&R and stay tuned!
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or anything else I use!
"Hey, where are we going?" Hiei shouted at the Toguro brothers.
"Our secret hideaway. I'll led the way," Younger Toguro drove in front of Hiei.
They drove in a straight line until Toguro took a sharp turn. Hiei followed.
"Is it just me, or did it just get alot lighter?" Karasu asked. He turned around. "Shit! Bui fell off!"
Hiei turned around to see Bui running after them, waving.
"I'm not stopping. Tough shit." Hiei grinded his teeth in concentration.
"Hiei! You little meanie!" Karasu slapped him on the arm playfully. "You're just the cutest little asshole! Yes you are!"
"Karasu, shut up," Hiei looked back again and saw Bui gave up and started walking.
"I love the way this breeze runs through my hair." Karasu said. Hiei ignored him.
They arrived at their destination - an old, run down former lotion that still smelled sweet.
"This place smells funny," Hiei commented as they walked in and met with the Toguro's. And soon Bui.
"Oooh I love lotion!" Elder Toguro whipped out a bottle of pink lotion.
"Geez I should've fuckin known," Hiei muttered.
"What? You want some Raspberry Razzmatazz?"
"Hell no."
A guy with long black hair pranced toward them on his tippy toes.
"Aww man it's another one," Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Hey guys," Sakyou flicked out his wrist. "Oooh here's the little cutie. I get to see him up close and personal! What a little piece of meat!"
"You sure as hell better not be talking about me, you fairy," Hiei snapped.
"Oooh, I love fairies!" Sakyou replied dreamily.
"How are you, babe?" Younger Toguro asked as he kissed Sakyou lightly on both of his cheeks, and Sakyou kissed him back.
"Your stuff is done! It's time for your show!" Sakyou clapped his hands.
"Goody," Hiei sneered.
"It's time to put your dress on!" Elder Toguro snuck up behind Hiei and pulled down his pants.
"My, what a big boy you are," Karasu grinned.
"Hey! If you're gonna act like that, don't do it to me!" Hiei screamed.
"Act like what?" Sakyou asked.
Younger Toguro forced the dress on Hiei, who screamed wildly during the process.
"Aw you look so cute!" Karasu giggled.
"I know. I just wanna cuddle wth him and take him home!" Elder Toguro said dreamily.
"You better get those thoughts out of your head, you freak."
"Waahh!" Elder Toguro ran into a corner and started crying hysterically.
"Hiei you better stop before we spank you," Younger Toguro said like he was excited at the idea.
"FINE! I'm sorry. Geez. Can we just get this over with?" Hiei snapped.
"Okay, Hiei you go first," Sakyou said.
Sakyou led Hiei to the walkway. He peered out in the crowd and saw it was full of demons.
"How did you get demons here?" Hiei asked.
"I'm rich. I can do what I want," Sakyou said. "Now go shake that thing!" Sakyou slapped Hiei on his ass and pushed him out.
Hiei stiffly walked out in the dress admist catcalls and rude comments. Hiei itched to kill them all right then and there.
"There, was that so bad?" Karasu asked when Hiei walked back. He was wearing a bright lime green very tight minidress. Elder Toguro was wearing a shiny silver evening gown.
"I think I need a new manicure," Karasu held out his hands and studied them. "What do you guys think?"
"I think you need alot more than a manicure, honey," Younger Toguro was wearing a string bikini.
"AHH!" Hiei screamed, looking away.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean?" Karasu asked.
Younger Toguro looked at Karasu's butt pointedly. "You know what I mean. Ass implants."
"Stop talking about my ass!" Karasu screeched, flapping his arms wildly at Toguro, starting another sissy fight.
"Take that!" Younger Toguro flapped his arms back.
MEANWHILE WITH YUSUKE AND THE GANG....
"Aw, when I get that no-good, dirty rotten jeep thief!" Touya angrily bellowed.
"Touya, how many bloody times do we have to tell you it's just a toy jeep?" Jin asked.
"Here. He's here at this lotion factory." Yusuke looked at his little demon tracker watch.
"Good. Now I'm gonna go kick his jeep stealing ass," Touya sneered.
They broke through the wall to reveal the Toguros, Karasu, and Hiei (Bui was off doing something else) all in their outfits.
"OH...MY...GOD!" Everyone said together in horror.
"Oooh look, pint-size is sexy!" Kuwabara laughed.
"Oooh look, doofus is ugly," Hiei snarled.
Yusuke Jin and Touya stood there frozen in shock, jaws to the ground. Kurama had too much of a headache to see anything, and was sitting down holding his head. Poor Kurama.
"So, guys, what do you think?" Karasu asked, twirling around.
"Me eyes are forever stained," Jin looked confused.
"Oooh look, a talking unicorn!" Sakyou said. "Haven't seen one of those yet."
"I'm not a fuckin unicorn!" Jin answered.
"Yusuke whipped out an instant camera and started taking pictures.
"Oooh!" The Toguros and Karasu started posing for the camera.
"You take a picture of me, you die," Hiei snapped.
"You better not flex, no-ass," Younger Toguro told Karasu.
"I hate you!" Karasu jumped on younger Toguro and tackled him to the ground.
"Why are you taking pictures...of that?" Touya asked.
"Blackmail, my friend, blackmail. For the future." Yusuke answered.
Hiei took the opportunity to rip the dress off, put his pants back on, and take off on a jeep.
"NOO!" Touya screamed. "Not again!"
"Oh boy here we go again," Jin sighed.
"Let's go, guys!" Touya and Jin grabbed Kurama and hopped in a jeep and took off.
Yusuke and Kuwabara were about to leave, but their path was blocked...
"We have the perfect thing for you guys. He he." Karasu and the Toguros grabbed Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"NOO!" Yusuke screamed.
"Matching pink lacy dresses!" Karasu announced.
Yusuke and Kuwabara looked at each other. "NOOO!"
K.A.: I know this was the weirdest chappie so far, but I couldn't help it. Next will be shopping cart madness! Please R&R and stay tuned!