K.A.: Another chapter of insanity! Thanks to the people who reviewed
before, and I hope you enjoy! He he he he!
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or Yu-Gi-Oh or M&Ms or gummi worms or anything else I use.
Hiei was riding along until he felt a bump on the back of the jeep. He turned around.
"DAMMIT!" Touya was leaning over the front of his jeep and hanging on for dear life on the back of the jeep Hiei was driving.
"GET OUT OF MY JEEP, STUPID FUCKER!"
"Damn it Touya! Get over it! You will never win!" Hiei swerved to the right sharply, causing Touya to lose his grip.
"Ha ha sucker!" Hiei laughed, speeding up a little.
"DAMN YOU, JEEP STEALER!" Touya screamed.
"Calm the bloody hell down, Touya. It'll be alright," Jin said.
"No, it won't be alright until I get that dirty rotten THIEF!" Touya glared at the road in front of him. Hiei was still in sight.
"What's going on?" Kurama murmured softly, rubbing at his eyes.
"Getting that no-good asshole who stole my jeep," Touya snapped.
"You mean that toy jeep you bought?"
"Yes. MY toy jeep."
Kurama rolled his eyes. "Whatever makes you happy."
"Hey! He turned there!" Touya pointed toward a grocery store parking lot.
Hiei turned and saw Touya running like the wind at him.
"DIE YOU DIRTY JEEP THIEF!" Touya had a mad look in his eyes.
"Oh, shit!" Hiei darted into the store. He looked around. Then he spotted the produce section and hid under the counter.
Touya ran in a few moments later.
"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, ASHOLE!"
Hiei popped up from behind the counter.
"Hiya!" He threw a cucumber at Touya's head.
"Ow, you fucker!" Touya yelled, grabbing at his head.
Jin walked in.
"Oh, a unicorn!" A cashier pointed at Jin. "A real live unicorn!"
"Aww here we go again. I should've known me horn would get me in so much trouble."
"Hey, it talks!"
"LOOK YOU STUPID IDIOTS I'M NOT A FREAKIN UNICORN!!" Jin screamed loudly, frustrated.
Everyone stared at him a moment, dumbfounded.
On the other side of the store, there was a spooky little boy with long black hair in a tall purple top hat and a purple suit.
"Johnson, get the cage," he snapped.
"Yes, Mokuba, sir," Johnson bowed.
"Heh heh... that unicorn will be mine!"
Touya then saw something almost as magical as his precious toy jeep... the shopping cart!
"Hey, Jin! Come push me!"
Jin nodded, happy to get away from the rush of people wanting to catch a glimpse of the unicorn.
Touya hopped in the cart and Jin started pushing him after Hiei.
"WHEE!" Touya screamed. "I'm coming for you now, Hiei! Prepare to suffer!"
Hiei narrowed his eyes.
"Kurama!" He yelled.
Kurama was on his knees in front of the candy section, drooling.
"It's so... beautiful..." Kurama grabbed a gigantic chocolate bar and wolfed it down.
"Um..." A store worker poked Kurama.
"WHAT?!" Kurama yelled crazily, turning around.
"Um... nothing.."
"KURAMA!" Hiei screamed, running away from the renegade cart with Touya looking at him hungrily.
"WHAT, HIEI?!" Kurama screamed back.
"Bring me a cart! Hurry!"
Kurama grabbed as much candy as he could carry, shoved it in a cart, and dashed toward Hiei. Hiei jumped in the cart, barely missing Touya grabbing him.
"Damn it Kurama!" Touya whined.
"Ha ha," Hiei pointed and laughed as Kurama pushed him.
"Hit me," Kurama opened his mouth, and Hiei shoved some M&M's in it. Kurama ran faster after the hit.
"Hey, this stuff works! Here, Kurama, have some more!" Hiei shoved some gummi worms in Kurama's mouth.
"Oye, Touya they're gaining speed!" Jin shouted.
"Mommy, is it my imagination or is a unicorn pushing that crazy man around?" A little girl asked her mom.
The mom shook her head.
"You're right," Touya said as they headed to the frozen food section.
"YOU'RE IN MY ELEMENT NOW, BITCH!" Touya screamed.
Hiei flipped him off.
"I need a projectile," Touya jumped out of the cart and grabbed the first thing he could out of the freezer, a frozen turkey.
"Ahh!" Jin yelled as he lost his balance and slid across the aisle into a cage that the sinister little boy Mokuba was holding.
"HA HA!" Mokuba the sinister squealed happily. "I got me a unicorn now! Wait until I show Seto!"
(In slow motion) Touya heaved the frozen turkey at Hiei's head, which hit it's mark and caused Hiei to fly out of the cart into the bread section.
"Whew. At least I landed on something soft."
"TOUYA! HELP ME!" Jin screamed as he was carried out of the store by Mokuba the sinister.
"Shit!" Touya cried frantically. "As much as I want to get you, jeep thief, I have to go save my friend! I'll be back!" Touya ran out of the store after Mokuba the sinister.
"LET ME GO!" Jin screamed, shaking the cage.
"Damn, what a noisy unicorn!" Mokuba the sinister poked Jin in the head wit hhis finger.
"OYE! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU BLOODY BASTARD!" Mokuba the sinister threw Jin in his limo and hopped in. The limo took off.
"Well, unicorn, since you seem to understand English, I'll tell you my plans for you. I own my own zoo that my big brother bought me two years ago. Business has been bad lately. But if I have a super rare animal like you there, it's bound to do good!"
"I'm not a unicorn. I'm a demon."
"Shut up," Mokuba the sinister snapped.
"Sir, there's a toy jeep on our trail," One of Mokuba the sinister's assistants reported. "There's a guy yelling, 'let go of my friend you retarded fuckers'."
"A what?" Mokuba the sinister asked.
"A toy jeep."
Mokuba the sinister stuck his head out the window. "What the hell are you doing?" He asked Touya, the one following them.
"You better gimmie my friend back or I'll kick your little goofy ass."
"You have a potty mouth," Mokuba the sinister noticed.
"Shut up you little fucker and let Jin go!"
"Oh, the unicorn you mean?" Mokuba the sinister asked. "I'm sorry, but I need him. Nothing personal. It's business."
"I'll make it my business to beat the living shit out of you, then," Touya glared at Mokuba the sinister. "You don't want my wrath, believe me. Just ask Hiei."
"Look, money is power and I have a lot of it. So don't mess with me," Mokuba the sinister smirked. "But if you do, the unicorn will be at the Kaiba Zoo a few blocks over. See you then."
"A zoo? Man, Jin has got to be pissed."
MEANWHILE
"If you stop struggling it will make this a whole lot easier," Younger Toguro grunted. Karasu and Bui were holding Yusuke down while Younger Toguro was shoving a bright pink lacy party dress on him.
"Why?" Yusuke asked. "Why are you torturing me so?"
"Silly," Karasu answered. "Someone has to model these dresses for us! And you and your friend look absolutely adorable in them!"
"Yes. You're other friend has already accepted it, and is content, You should too," Younger Toguro was buttoning up the back of the dress.
"Where is Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked.
"With my brother..."
"No! He didn't turn, did he?" Yusuke asked frantically. "I thought he was obsessed with Yukina..."
"What do you mean, he 'turned'?" Karasu asked.
"Oh, um, nothing."
K.A: There you have it. Sorry, Mokuba fans, but I think "Mokuba the sinister" is soo funny! Please R&R!
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or Yu-Gi-Oh or M&Ms or gummi worms or anything else I use.
Hiei was riding along until he felt a bump on the back of the jeep. He turned around.
"DAMMIT!" Touya was leaning over the front of his jeep and hanging on for dear life on the back of the jeep Hiei was driving.
"GET OUT OF MY JEEP, STUPID FUCKER!"
"Damn it Touya! Get over it! You will never win!" Hiei swerved to the right sharply, causing Touya to lose his grip.
"Ha ha sucker!" Hiei laughed, speeding up a little.
"DAMN YOU, JEEP STEALER!" Touya screamed.
"Calm the bloody hell down, Touya. It'll be alright," Jin said.
"No, it won't be alright until I get that dirty rotten THIEF!" Touya glared at the road in front of him. Hiei was still in sight.
"What's going on?" Kurama murmured softly, rubbing at his eyes.
"Getting that no-good asshole who stole my jeep," Touya snapped.
"You mean that toy jeep you bought?"
"Yes. MY toy jeep."
Kurama rolled his eyes. "Whatever makes you happy."
"Hey! He turned there!" Touya pointed toward a grocery store parking lot.
Hiei turned and saw Touya running like the wind at him.
"DIE YOU DIRTY JEEP THIEF!" Touya had a mad look in his eyes.
"Oh, shit!" Hiei darted into the store. He looked around. Then he spotted the produce section and hid under the counter.
Touya ran in a few moments later.
"YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE, ASHOLE!"
Hiei popped up from behind the counter.
"Hiya!" He threw a cucumber at Touya's head.
"Ow, you fucker!" Touya yelled, grabbing at his head.
Jin walked in.
"Oh, a unicorn!" A cashier pointed at Jin. "A real live unicorn!"
"Aww here we go again. I should've known me horn would get me in so much trouble."
"Hey, it talks!"
"LOOK YOU STUPID IDIOTS I'M NOT A FREAKIN UNICORN!!" Jin screamed loudly, frustrated.
Everyone stared at him a moment, dumbfounded.
On the other side of the store, there was a spooky little boy with long black hair in a tall purple top hat and a purple suit.
"Johnson, get the cage," he snapped.
"Yes, Mokuba, sir," Johnson bowed.
"Heh heh... that unicorn will be mine!"
Touya then saw something almost as magical as his precious toy jeep... the shopping cart!
"Hey, Jin! Come push me!"
Jin nodded, happy to get away from the rush of people wanting to catch a glimpse of the unicorn.
Touya hopped in the cart and Jin started pushing him after Hiei.
"WHEE!" Touya screamed. "I'm coming for you now, Hiei! Prepare to suffer!"
Hiei narrowed his eyes.
"Kurama!" He yelled.
Kurama was on his knees in front of the candy section, drooling.
"It's so... beautiful..." Kurama grabbed a gigantic chocolate bar and wolfed it down.
"Um..." A store worker poked Kurama.
"WHAT?!" Kurama yelled crazily, turning around.
"Um... nothing.."
"KURAMA!" Hiei screamed, running away from the renegade cart with Touya looking at him hungrily.
"WHAT, HIEI?!" Kurama screamed back.
"Bring me a cart! Hurry!"
Kurama grabbed as much candy as he could carry, shoved it in a cart, and dashed toward Hiei. Hiei jumped in the cart, barely missing Touya grabbing him.
"Damn it Kurama!" Touya whined.
"Ha ha," Hiei pointed and laughed as Kurama pushed him.
"Hit me," Kurama opened his mouth, and Hiei shoved some M&M's in it. Kurama ran faster after the hit.
"Hey, this stuff works! Here, Kurama, have some more!" Hiei shoved some gummi worms in Kurama's mouth.
"Oye, Touya they're gaining speed!" Jin shouted.
"Mommy, is it my imagination or is a unicorn pushing that crazy man around?" A little girl asked her mom.
The mom shook her head.
"You're right," Touya said as they headed to the frozen food section.
"YOU'RE IN MY ELEMENT NOW, BITCH!" Touya screamed.
Hiei flipped him off.
"I need a projectile," Touya jumped out of the cart and grabbed the first thing he could out of the freezer, a frozen turkey.
"Ahh!" Jin yelled as he lost his balance and slid across the aisle into a cage that the sinister little boy Mokuba was holding.
"HA HA!" Mokuba the sinister squealed happily. "I got me a unicorn now! Wait until I show Seto!"
(In slow motion) Touya heaved the frozen turkey at Hiei's head, which hit it's mark and caused Hiei to fly out of the cart into the bread section.
"Whew. At least I landed on something soft."
"TOUYA! HELP ME!" Jin screamed as he was carried out of the store by Mokuba the sinister.
"Shit!" Touya cried frantically. "As much as I want to get you, jeep thief, I have to go save my friend! I'll be back!" Touya ran out of the store after Mokuba the sinister.
"LET ME GO!" Jin screamed, shaking the cage.
"Damn, what a noisy unicorn!" Mokuba the sinister poked Jin in the head wit hhis finger.
"OYE! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU BLOODY BASTARD!" Mokuba the sinister threw Jin in his limo and hopped in. The limo took off.
"Well, unicorn, since you seem to understand English, I'll tell you my plans for you. I own my own zoo that my big brother bought me two years ago. Business has been bad lately. But if I have a super rare animal like you there, it's bound to do good!"
"I'm not a unicorn. I'm a demon."
"Shut up," Mokuba the sinister snapped.
"Sir, there's a toy jeep on our trail," One of Mokuba the sinister's assistants reported. "There's a guy yelling, 'let go of my friend you retarded fuckers'."
"A what?" Mokuba the sinister asked.
"A toy jeep."
Mokuba the sinister stuck his head out the window. "What the hell are you doing?" He asked Touya, the one following them.
"You better gimmie my friend back or I'll kick your little goofy ass."
"You have a potty mouth," Mokuba the sinister noticed.
"Shut up you little fucker and let Jin go!"
"Oh, the unicorn you mean?" Mokuba the sinister asked. "I'm sorry, but I need him. Nothing personal. It's business."
"I'll make it my business to beat the living shit out of you, then," Touya glared at Mokuba the sinister. "You don't want my wrath, believe me. Just ask Hiei."
"Look, money is power and I have a lot of it. So don't mess with me," Mokuba the sinister smirked. "But if you do, the unicorn will be at the Kaiba Zoo a few blocks over. See you then."
"A zoo? Man, Jin has got to be pissed."
MEANWHILE
"If you stop struggling it will make this a whole lot easier," Younger Toguro grunted. Karasu and Bui were holding Yusuke down while Younger Toguro was shoving a bright pink lacy party dress on him.
"Why?" Yusuke asked. "Why are you torturing me so?"
"Silly," Karasu answered. "Someone has to model these dresses for us! And you and your friend look absolutely adorable in them!"
"Yes. You're other friend has already accepted it, and is content, You should too," Younger Toguro was buttoning up the back of the dress.
"Where is Kuwabara?" Yusuke asked.
"With my brother..."
"No! He didn't turn, did he?" Yusuke asked frantically. "I thought he was obsessed with Yukina..."
"What do you mean, he 'turned'?" Karasu asked.
"Oh, um, nothing."
K.A: There you have it. Sorry, Mokuba fans, but I think "Mokuba the sinister" is soo funny! Please R&R!