K.A. Yes, after four loonnnggg months, jeeps and unicorns is back and more
twisted and sick than ever! Probably doesn't make sense, so I might get my
first ever real flame!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own yu yu hakusho or any thing else that is not mine.
"Damn I lost them!" Touya angrily whispered. "Well, the little shit said it was two blocks over..." he looked to the side. "And not hard to miss."
Mokuba the Sinister and company had arrived at the Kaiba Zoo.
"Johnson, grab the cage. My big brother is going to inspect the unicorn."
"DEMON ASSHOLE DEMON!" Jin screamed.
"Shut up!" Mokuba reached through the cage and poked Jin hard.
"Oye, you bloody bastard."
Johnson grabbed Jin and they went into the building in a room that smelled funny.
"Mokuba?!" Asked a tall guy with brown hair and blue eyes.
"Hey, Seto," Mokuba the Sinister greeted.
"Wow, it IS a unicorn," Seto the Evil poked Jin through the cage.
"The next fucker who pokes me is getting their hand bitten off," Jin growled.
"Oh, this unicorn-"
"DEMON," Jin interrupted hastily.
"Might cause a bit of a problem. Get the tranquilizer." Seto the Evil said.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Jin screamed.
IN A DIFFERENT PART OF TOWN.....
"Why, oh why, did I ever give them fifty dollars? Why?" Botan asked herself as her and Keiko were walking down a street full of stores.
"It's okay Botan, you didn't know," Keiko tried to comfort her.
"Let's look for them before any more trouble ensues," Botan then spotted a TV in an electronics store window.
"The latest exciting news since the little boy tore out of the mall in a toy jeep," a newscaster reported. "The Kaibas, the richest residents and owners of the town zoo, have found a creature only believed to live in myth."
Botan and Keiko threw each other a look.
"Yea," Seto the Evil Kaiba appeared on the screen. "My little brother and I have captured an exquisite animal never before known to exist... a unicorn."
"We have released close-up picture for the press," Kaiba continued then a picture of Jin with his face contorted with anger and flipping off the camera appeared.
"But you viewers get a special treat today... a live look at the newest addition to the Kaiba Zoo!"
The news crew was suddenly in the Kaiba Zoo in front of a cage that had Jin in it.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Jin screamed.
"Wow, so, it talks?" The newscaster asked Seto the Evil.
"Yes," Seto the Evil answered. "The unicorn is obviously an advanced species."
"WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Jin screamed.
Seto the Evil forced a smile. "Of course, they are not as beautiful as the legends make them out to be..."
"HEY SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE! I'M DEAD SEXY!"
Seto the Evil kept the forced smile on his face. "Of course, they obviously needs some... discipline. Quite rowdy."
He pulled out a black leather whip and snapped it together in his hands.
"HEY, DON'T YOU FUCKING COME NEAR ME WITH THAT THING," Jin yelled, eyeing the whip Seto the Evil had.
"Shut up, you filthy beast," Seto lashed the whip at Jin's face, the camera quickly turning away.
"Um... I think its time... for... us to go see you!" The newscaster and crew left in an instant.
"And the new, um, addition to the zoo will be there tonight and the Kaiba family have made tonight, and tonight only, free to the public."
Botan and Keiko stood there, jaws to the ground in shock.
"Wow..."
Touya was near the entrance of the zoo, which would open in fifteen minutes.
"Damn, I need to get in."
"Well, well, what do we have here?" Touya turned to see everyone's favorites, the Toguro team!
Touya rolled his eyes. "I don't know where Hiei or the others are, if you're looking."
Karasu flicked out his wrist delicately. "Oh, no, sugar pie-"
"Don't call me sugar pie," Touya butted in.
"Oh yeah, I want a taste of the sugar in your pie, baby," Younger Toguro looked lustfully at Touya.
"This pie is off limits," Touya snapped.
"Well, anyway," Elder Toguro piped up. "We heard there was a unicorn here."
"We like unicorns," Karasu giggled.
"They're so pretty," Sakyo said dreamily. "Almost as pretty as Hiei in that dress. Hubba hubba what a fine piece of ass!"
"Um, it's Jin," Touya nervously said.
"WHAT?!" Younger Toguro gasped. "You like men?"
"Ooh, I want him first!" Karasu jumped up and down.
"No way I call dibs on him!" Younger Toguro grinned.
"Aw, no fair," Karasu crossed his arms and pouted.
"It's okay, honey," Sakyo hugged him.
"Hurry up and open," Touya whispered fiercely, not wanting to stand out here with THEM much too longer.
"....Can you believe what she was wearing today?" Sakyo asked.
"I KNOW!" Elder Toguro answered. "Pink and Orange?"
"Eh, a major fashion no-no," Younger Toguro agreed.
"But I did like the shoes," Karasu said.
"Oh, yeah," Sakyo agreed.
"Oh, brother," Touya shook his head. But he had to get one thing straight.
"I didn't say I liked men," he announced.
"It's okay," Karasu tried to soothe him. "Go ahead and let out that deep dark secret you've been hiding."
"But I DON'T like men," Touya snapped. "I said its Jin."
"What? You're... size is ten? Inches?"
What are you talking about?" Elder Toguro giggled.
"I think we all know what he's talking about, brother," Younger Toguro smirked. "Is... it natural?"
"What?" Touya was lost.
"Wow! You're a big boy!" Karasu clapped his hands together in excitement.
"Ten inches is unbelievable," Sakyo stared at Touya. "I may want a go at him for myself."
"HEY!" The light went off in Touya's head. "I did not say I was ten inches!"
"So.... you an itty bitty?" Elder Toguro asked, laughing.
"It's okay," Karasu gave a sad smile. "It's not how big it is, it's how you work with what you have."
"WHAT? NO!" Touya glared at them. "Why are we even talking about this?"
"There's no need to be embarrassed," Younger Toguro nodded. "Not everyone is blessed. There are a lot of itty bitty's out there."
"I'm NOT small!" Touya blushed furiously. "I was talking about the unicorn!"
"So... the unicorn's mini man is ten inches?" Sakyo asked with a confused look on his face.
"Well, I don't do animals," Karasu announced.
"Wow, that unicorn is packing."
"You guys are sick freaks!" Touya threw his hands up. "How the fuck would I know Jin's size?"
"Jin? Who's that?" Younger Toguro asked.
"Oh, I know! That cutie red head!"
"Oh, him! Mmm."
The gates to the park suddenly opened.
"THANK YOU!" Touya screamed and bolted in.
Hiei stopped in front of the Zoo and grinned, Kurama in tow.
"Oh, look, they're supposed to have a unicorn. You think...?" Kurama asked Hiei who was already walking in.
Jin proceeded to bang the back of his head against the bars that confined him.
"My life..... sucks..." He murmured.
"Oh, mommy! I can't believe it! A unicorn!" A little boy shouted, excited. "I'm going to talk to it!"
The little boy walked up to the cage. "Hi."
Jin glared at the boy. "Fuck off."
"MOMMY! THE UNICORN SAID THE F WORD!"
In an instant, Seto the Evil appeared.
"Look, I told you not to cause trouble," he snapped. "I'm trying to be nice about it."
"Pshht," Jin touched his right cheek, still throbbing from when Seto the Evil hit him.
Seto glared and walked off, not before menacingly showing Jin the whip.
Hiei appeared.
"Oh, Hiei! I'm so glad to see you!" Jin said in an excited voice. "You have to help me!"
"I came here for one purpose and one purpose only," Hiei said in a somber tone.
"What?"
Hiei slowly raised his hand and pointed at Jin. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOSER!"
"Hiei, you bastard!" Jin yelled.
"HAHAHAHA!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"YOU'RE STUCK IN A CAGE! HAHAHA!"
Seto the Evil was there again. "What's wrong?"
"He is fucking with the animals," Jin accused.
"Nuh uh! I was just coming up to see the unicorn close up and he tried to bite me!" Hiei puffed his lower lip out.
"Now I wish I did, asshole!" Jin snapped.
"See!" Hiei pointed again.
"Go away, you stupid asshole."
Seto the Evil sighed. "Time for more tranquilizers."
"No, no no I don't think that is necessary," Jin screeched.
"I think it is," Hiei frowned.
"Butt out."
Seto the Evil glared at Jin. "Fine. ONE more chance to behave."
"Okay."
When he left Hiei gave Jin a malevolent look.
"You're going to try and provoke me, aren't you?"
"Yup," Hiei answered.
"OOOOHHHH!" Jin and Hiei turned to see the Toguro team.
"There it is!" Karasu pointed.
"With some Hiei on the side!" Sakyo ran, arms spread out.
"EEK!" Hiei jumped in his toy jeep and took off.
"Aww," Sakyo pouted.
"It's okay, you'll catch him later," Elder Toguro said.
"Wow, that unicorn looks like the cutie red head Jin!" Younger Toguro exclaimed.
"That's because I am Jin, you dumbass," Jin answered.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own yu yu hakusho or any thing else that is not mine.
"Damn I lost them!" Touya angrily whispered. "Well, the little shit said it was two blocks over..." he looked to the side. "And not hard to miss."
Mokuba the Sinister and company had arrived at the Kaiba Zoo.
"Johnson, grab the cage. My big brother is going to inspect the unicorn."
"DEMON ASSHOLE DEMON!" Jin screamed.
"Shut up!" Mokuba reached through the cage and poked Jin hard.
"Oye, you bloody bastard."
Johnson grabbed Jin and they went into the building in a room that smelled funny.
"Mokuba?!" Asked a tall guy with brown hair and blue eyes.
"Hey, Seto," Mokuba the Sinister greeted.
"Wow, it IS a unicorn," Seto the Evil poked Jin through the cage.
"The next fucker who pokes me is getting their hand bitten off," Jin growled.
"Oh, this unicorn-"
"DEMON," Jin interrupted hastily.
"Might cause a bit of a problem. Get the tranquilizer." Seto the Evil said.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Jin screamed.
IN A DIFFERENT PART OF TOWN.....
"Why, oh why, did I ever give them fifty dollars? Why?" Botan asked herself as her and Keiko were walking down a street full of stores.
"It's okay Botan, you didn't know," Keiko tried to comfort her.
"Let's look for them before any more trouble ensues," Botan then spotted a TV in an electronics store window.
"The latest exciting news since the little boy tore out of the mall in a toy jeep," a newscaster reported. "The Kaibas, the richest residents and owners of the town zoo, have found a creature only believed to live in myth."
Botan and Keiko threw each other a look.
"Yea," Seto the Evil Kaiba appeared on the screen. "My little brother and I have captured an exquisite animal never before known to exist... a unicorn."
"We have released close-up picture for the press," Kaiba continued then a picture of Jin with his face contorted with anger and flipping off the camera appeared.
"But you viewers get a special treat today... a live look at the newest addition to the Kaiba Zoo!"
The news crew was suddenly in the Kaiba Zoo in front of a cage that had Jin in it.
"GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!" Jin screamed.
"Wow, so, it talks?" The newscaster asked Seto the Evil.
"Yes," Seto the Evil answered. "The unicorn is obviously an advanced species."
"WAIT UNTIL I GET OUT OF HERE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!" Jin screamed.
Seto the Evil forced a smile. "Of course, they are not as beautiful as the legends make them out to be..."
"HEY SCREW YOU, ASSHOLE! I'M DEAD SEXY!"
Seto the Evil kept the forced smile on his face. "Of course, they obviously needs some... discipline. Quite rowdy."
He pulled out a black leather whip and snapped it together in his hands.
"HEY, DON'T YOU FUCKING COME NEAR ME WITH THAT THING," Jin yelled, eyeing the whip Seto the Evil had.
"Shut up, you filthy beast," Seto lashed the whip at Jin's face, the camera quickly turning away.
"Um... I think its time... for... us to go see you!" The newscaster and crew left in an instant.
"And the new, um, addition to the zoo will be there tonight and the Kaiba family have made tonight, and tonight only, free to the public."
Botan and Keiko stood there, jaws to the ground in shock.
"Wow..."
Touya was near the entrance of the zoo, which would open in fifteen minutes.
"Damn, I need to get in."
"Well, well, what do we have here?" Touya turned to see everyone's favorites, the Toguro team!
Touya rolled his eyes. "I don't know where Hiei or the others are, if you're looking."
Karasu flicked out his wrist delicately. "Oh, no, sugar pie-"
"Don't call me sugar pie," Touya butted in.
"Oh yeah, I want a taste of the sugar in your pie, baby," Younger Toguro looked lustfully at Touya.
"This pie is off limits," Touya snapped.
"Well, anyway," Elder Toguro piped up. "We heard there was a unicorn here."
"We like unicorns," Karasu giggled.
"They're so pretty," Sakyo said dreamily. "Almost as pretty as Hiei in that dress. Hubba hubba what a fine piece of ass!"
"Um, it's Jin," Touya nervously said.
"WHAT?!" Younger Toguro gasped. "You like men?"
"Ooh, I want him first!" Karasu jumped up and down.
"No way I call dibs on him!" Younger Toguro grinned.
"Aw, no fair," Karasu crossed his arms and pouted.
"It's okay, honey," Sakyo hugged him.
"Hurry up and open," Touya whispered fiercely, not wanting to stand out here with THEM much too longer.
"....Can you believe what she was wearing today?" Sakyo asked.
"I KNOW!" Elder Toguro answered. "Pink and Orange?"
"Eh, a major fashion no-no," Younger Toguro agreed.
"But I did like the shoes," Karasu said.
"Oh, yeah," Sakyo agreed.
"Oh, brother," Touya shook his head. But he had to get one thing straight.
"I didn't say I liked men," he announced.
"It's okay," Karasu tried to soothe him. "Go ahead and let out that deep dark secret you've been hiding."
"But I DON'T like men," Touya snapped. "I said its Jin."
"What? You're... size is ten? Inches?"
What are you talking about?" Elder Toguro giggled.
"I think we all know what he's talking about, brother," Younger Toguro smirked. "Is... it natural?"
"What?" Touya was lost.
"Wow! You're a big boy!" Karasu clapped his hands together in excitement.
"Ten inches is unbelievable," Sakyo stared at Touya. "I may want a go at him for myself."
"HEY!" The light went off in Touya's head. "I did not say I was ten inches!"
"So.... you an itty bitty?" Elder Toguro asked, laughing.
"It's okay," Karasu gave a sad smile. "It's not how big it is, it's how you work with what you have."
"WHAT? NO!" Touya glared at them. "Why are we even talking about this?"
"There's no need to be embarrassed," Younger Toguro nodded. "Not everyone is blessed. There are a lot of itty bitty's out there."
"I'm NOT small!" Touya blushed furiously. "I was talking about the unicorn!"
"So... the unicorn's mini man is ten inches?" Sakyo asked with a confused look on his face.
"Well, I don't do animals," Karasu announced.
"Wow, that unicorn is packing."
"You guys are sick freaks!" Touya threw his hands up. "How the fuck would I know Jin's size?"
"Jin? Who's that?" Younger Toguro asked.
"Oh, I know! That cutie red head!"
"Oh, him! Mmm."
The gates to the park suddenly opened.
"THANK YOU!" Touya screamed and bolted in.
Hiei stopped in front of the Zoo and grinned, Kurama in tow.
"Oh, look, they're supposed to have a unicorn. You think...?" Kurama asked Hiei who was already walking in.
Jin proceeded to bang the back of his head against the bars that confined him.
"My life..... sucks..." He murmured.
"Oh, mommy! I can't believe it! A unicorn!" A little boy shouted, excited. "I'm going to talk to it!"
The little boy walked up to the cage. "Hi."
Jin glared at the boy. "Fuck off."
"MOMMY! THE UNICORN SAID THE F WORD!"
In an instant, Seto the Evil appeared.
"Look, I told you not to cause trouble," he snapped. "I'm trying to be nice about it."
"Pshht," Jin touched his right cheek, still throbbing from when Seto the Evil hit him.
Seto glared and walked off, not before menacingly showing Jin the whip.
Hiei appeared.
"Oh, Hiei! I'm so glad to see you!" Jin said in an excited voice. "You have to help me!"
"I came here for one purpose and one purpose only," Hiei said in a somber tone.
"What?"
Hiei slowly raised his hand and pointed at Jin. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOSER!"
"Hiei, you bastard!" Jin yelled.
"HAHAHAHA!"
"I HATE YOU!"
"YOU'RE STUCK IN A CAGE! HAHAHA!"
Seto the Evil was there again. "What's wrong?"
"He is fucking with the animals," Jin accused.
"Nuh uh! I was just coming up to see the unicorn close up and he tried to bite me!" Hiei puffed his lower lip out.
"Now I wish I did, asshole!" Jin snapped.
"See!" Hiei pointed again.
"Go away, you stupid asshole."
Seto the Evil sighed. "Time for more tranquilizers."
"No, no no I don't think that is necessary," Jin screeched.
"I think it is," Hiei frowned.
"Butt out."
Seto the Evil glared at Jin. "Fine. ONE more chance to behave."
"Okay."
When he left Hiei gave Jin a malevolent look.
"You're going to try and provoke me, aren't you?"
"Yup," Hiei answered.
"OOOOHHHH!" Jin and Hiei turned to see the Toguro team.
"There it is!" Karasu pointed.
"With some Hiei on the side!" Sakyo ran, arms spread out.
"EEK!" Hiei jumped in his toy jeep and took off.
"Aww," Sakyo pouted.
"It's okay, you'll catch him later," Elder Toguro said.
"Wow, that unicorn looks like the cutie red head Jin!" Younger Toguro exclaimed.
"That's because I am Jin, you dumbass," Jin answered.