A/n-I am incredibly sorry for the lack of updates. I'm going to totally mess up the order of the next scenes so I can start going in movie order after this chapter. (The next scene might have to be rated PG for mild violence.)

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(Night: The orcs stop, Merry and Pippin are dropped to the ground.)

Orc: We're not going no further, 'til we've had a breather.

Lead Orc: Get a fire going.

(The orcs go into the woods to get wood, they start chopping on trees.)

Gonff: I never want to ride on an orc again.

Merry: Well somehow, I don't think our dagger squad was very successful.

(Groaning can be heard from the woods as the orcs chop on the trees.)

Pippin: What's making that noise?

Merry: It's the trees.

Gonff: Oh really.

Merry: Really

Gonff: Well instead of having conversations with trees, I'm going to escape. They don't call me Prince of Mousethieves for nothing.

Merry: That was something you made up your self.

(Gonff ignores him and chews through his bonds.)

Gonff: Pass me a dagger.

Pippin: This is our last dagger. (Gonff throws it in the air, catches it and uses it to cut through their bonds.)

Gonff: Heh heh

Merry: Show off.

Orc 1: I'm starvin'. We ain't had nothin' but maggoty bread for three stinkin' days.

Gonff: *whispering* I feel sorry for him.

Vermin: What about that mouse? He's fresh?

Gonff: WHAT! What about Merry and Pippin?

Merry and Pippin: GONFF!!!

Lead orc: They are not for eating.

Lead vermin: Well who made you in charge?

(The orcs and vermin draw out their weapons and start eyeing each other.)

Pippin: Come on. Let's go.

(They start to run but are caught by an orc.)

Gonff: Die, you disgusting mutant elf! *Punches the orc in the nose and stabs him with a dagger. The orc falls back and is trampled by an oncoming rider. Pippin rolls to one side, narrowly avoiding the horse)

Pippin: That was close.

Gonff: Lets go into Fangorn.

Merry: You fool! That would be suicidal.

Gonff: Die now, die later. Die now, die later… I choose the second. Let's go

(They run for the forest. A vermin grabs Merry's belt and Merry undoes the belt and runs away.)

Vermin: Stupid hobbit.

Merry: *over his shoulder* Stupid oversized rat!

(They run into Fangorn forest and hide under the roots of a tree.)

Pippin: Did we lose 'em? I think we lost 'em.

(The orc and a rat comes through the trees.)

Orc: I'm gonna rip off your filthy little heads.

Rat: No, I will.

Merry: Not again.

(Two daggers fall out of the sky. Merry and Pippin pick them up and Gonff pulls out the one he had already.)

Gonff: Hey thanks, invisible author! Now lets show them what two hobbits and a Redwall mouse can do.

Pippin: Um… good question. What can two hobbits and a mouse do?

Gonff: We can…um…climb a tree.

Merry: Good idea. (They climb up the nearest tree.)

Gonff: I think he's gone. (The vermin grabs Gonff and drags him down from the tree, landing on top of him.)

Gonff: Hey, haven't I killed you before in Mossflower.

Vermin: Fan-fiction.

Gonff: Oh yeah. (Punches the vermin and knocks him out.)

Pippin: Go Gonff! (The tree blinks his eyes.)

Merry and Pippin: Ahhhhhhhh!!! Gonff, run!

(Treebeard): (Picks up Gonff) Little orcs…and an oversized mouse.

Gonff: HEY! Watch who you call oversized!!! Wait…how is a tree talking?

Treebeard: I am no tree. I am an ent.

Merry: A tree herder. A shepherd of the forest.

Pippin: Don't talk to it Merry, don't encourage it.

Treebeard: Treebeard some call me.

Pippin: And whose side are you on?

Treebeard: Side? I am nobody's side, because nobody's on my side, little orc. Nobody cares for the woods anymore.

Merry: We're not orcs, we're hobbits.

Gonff: And I'm a mouse of Redwall.

Treebeard: Hobbits, Redwall, sounds like orc mischief to me.

Gonff: YOU FOOL! How dare you call Redwall orc mischief

Treebeard: They come with fire, they come with axes, gnawing, biting, breaking, hacking, burning. Destroyers and usurpers. Curse them!

Gonff: Well do we look like we're carrying fire and axes?

Merry: Um… what he means is we're NOT ORCS!

Gonff: And I'm NOT AN OVERSIZED MOUSE!

Treebeard: Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. The white wizard will know.

Pippin: (Whispered) The white wizard?

Merry: Saruman.

(Treebeard drops the hobbits onto the ground, they look up and see the white wizard.)

Gonff: No I think that's just Gandalf.

(Next scene will cover Mariel, Frodo, Dandin and Sam at the Black Gate and then I'll go by movie order)