Hi there everyone. This is my first ficcie soo please be nice. Reviews please!! I WANT REVIEWS!!! If you have read this story review!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't really care what u say about the fiction I just want some reviews please!!!!!!!! ^_^ oh yeah if I owned RK kaoru would've been pregnant before she got captured by Jineh was over. Oh yeah I also don't own pepsi.But I do own bob!!

Chapter 1: Kenshin's Interview

Bob: Hellooooooo everyone this is Bob(A/N: I need a name ok!) reporting live for RKTV!(eccentric fangirls like me cheer in audience)

Bob: today we have one special show for you all today!

Fangirls: yay!!!!!!!!!

Bob: We are interviewing the cast of rurouni kenshin today!!!

Fangirl 1: I WANT KENSHIN CAN HE SAY ORO FOR ME IT IS SOOOOOOOOO SEXY WHEN HE DOES THAT!!!AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON HIM AND LAUNDRY!!!!

Fangirl 2: NO WAY!!! HE ONLY SAYS ORO FOR ME GOT IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirl 3: KENNY IS MY MAN !!!!!!!!!! NEITHER OF YOU SHITHEADS ARE GETTING HIM!!!!!!HE IS MINE !!!!!!!MWUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!(big fight erupts from every fangirl in audience. Secruity Guards are trying to calm down the rabid fangirls.)

Bob: *sweatdrops* ummmmmmmmmm maybe we should bring out the actor who plays Kenshin on RK to interview him?

All fangirls: *instantly stop and return to seats*

Bob: okay.. well here he is!!!!!!!!!! ( a man with black hair, a buzz cut, and amber eyes comes onstage and sits on the chair next to Bob)

Bob: Uhhhh…. Sorry I think you have the wrong chair.

Freaky Man: I don't think so. This is the chair that the actor who plays Kenshin sits in when he is supposed to be interviewed right? And if it isn't you better tell me where it is or I will Hiten Mitsurugi your ass to hell and back.

Fangirl 1: ITS KENSHIN!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD RECOGNISE HIS DEAD SEXY VOICE ANYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All fangirls: KEENNSSSHHHIIINNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirl 2: WAIT!!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT INCERDIBLY LONG HAIR

AND THOSE SEXY VIOLET EYES!!!???!!!???!!!

All fangirls: (stop cheering)

Bob: ummmmmmmm… I am not sure fangirls lets ask him.  Kenshin, what happened to your hair??

Kenshin: what hair?

Bob: that ridiculously long red hair that those fangirls apparently thought were really sexy??

Kenshin: Ohhh. Did you think that was real hair?

Bob: You mean it was a wig!!!!!!!!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: yeah duh. I mean what idiot would REALLY wear their hair that long ?

Bob: Ummm……… well what happened to your eyes???

Kenshin: you mean the purple contacts I had to wear?

Bob: Purple contacts!!

Kenshin: Yeah. Only they fell out the first time I was Battousai on the set and nobody really noticed.

Bob: Ohhh….

Fangirl 1: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I WANT KENNY TO HAVE HIS EYES AND HAIR BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!( chucks a kenshin plushie doll at him)

Kenshin: ( plushie doll hits him in the head) Oro!!!!!!!!

Fangirls: YAYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!HE SAID ORO!!

Kenshin: why did I say oro? Oh yeah! I practiced a lot saying that so when I had to say it I would sound more realistic.

Fangirl 2: (chucks a can of pepsi at Kenshin)

Kenshin: ORO!

Fangirls: ( all start chucking objects at Kenshin)

Kenshin: OROOROOROOROOROORO!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirls: ( running out of objects to chuck at him so they start throwing shoes and chairs at him.)

Kenshin: OOORRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!STOOOOOOOOPP!!!!!!!!

Fangirls: ( instantly stop for they are so dedicated to Kenshin and obey his every command)

Kenshin: (gives one of those Battousai glares to audience and talks in a scary voice) If ANYONE throws one more thing at me I will take matters into my own hands.

Fangirls: ( all nod)

Kenshin: Good.

Bob: ummmmmmmmmm.. now where were we??

Fangirl 4: ( just entered studio because she was in the bathroom while all the commotion was happening) Who is that freaky guy sitting where kenshin is supposed to be??

Fangirl 3:That is-

Fangirl 4:IMPOSTER!!!!!!!! YOU ARE NOT MY SEXY BEAST KENSHIN!!!!!!!! (chucks shoe at Kenshin before anyone can stop her)

Kenshin:  THAT'S IT!!!!!!!!!!! SECURITY!!!!!!!CODE 55098!!!!!!(A/N: I have no idea what 55098 means. I just typed in numbers ^_^x)

Two security guards dressed like SWAT team members come on the set an place a huge net between the audience of rabid fangirls and Kenshin and Bob.

Fangirl 2: Darn. I wanted him to turn all Battousai on us. He looks sooooooooo hot when fighting.

Bob:  So Kenshin what do you like being an actor for Rurouni Kenshin?

Kenshin: I don't like anything. It doesn't pay enough. That is why I have a meeting with my agent and the crew to discuss payment issues.

Bob: ummm ok.

Kenshin: ( answers ringing cell phone) Talk to me. WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO!!! I NEEEED MY BEST SUIT FOR TONIGHTS MEETING!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THE DRY CLEANERS WENT OUT OF BUISINESS! NO YOU CANNOT GO TO A DIFFERENT ONE!!!THAT ONE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T USE TOO MUCH STARCH!!!!

Bob: Ummm lets go to commercials.

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Female Voice: Every day I tried to capture the attention of my love, but I could never do it. Then I heard about Misao's Guide To Getting Your Guy. Once I followed her advice, and saw her success with Aoshi, I had my man nearly on his knees begging for my attention!

Announcer Voice: Misao's Guide To Getting Your Guy includes three videotapes and one brochure. If you call within the next 15 minutes, we will send you a free Misao's Guide to Braiding Hair and Other Ravishing Hairdoos. Remember! This is a limited time offer so hurry up and call 1-800-GET-GUY now!

Kenshin: (still yelling at agent) FINE!!!!!!! GO DO MY DRY CLEANING SOMEWHERE ELSE YOU ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY BUT IT WILL STILL BE TOO STARCHY OR NOT STARCHY ENOUGH!!!!!! DID YOU DO MY REGULAR CLEANING AT THE LAUNDRY PLACE!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!! NO I WANT IT DONE BY TODAY!! NO I WONT DO IT MYSELF!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THE STUPID LAUNDRY!!!!!!! (breaks phone in half.)

Bob: Ummm… so I see that you still have your crossed scar. I'm guessing it's not makup.  Is it?

Fangirl 1: YAY!!!!!!!! HE HAS HIS SEXY SCAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirls: YAY!!!!!!!!!!

Kenshin: No, this is a real scar. Actually it is two scars. I got the first one when my mother was exercising on her StairMaster and… I got too close.

Bob: ohhhhhh..what about the other one?

Kenshin: I ran into the kitchen counter.

Bob: oh.

Bob: Anyway we are almost done with you kenshin.

Kenshin: THANK GOD!!!!

Bob: Are you currently seeing anyone on the cast of RK?

Kenshin: You mean like dating?

Bob: yeah.

Kenshin: No. I am not interested in sharing the money I make with other people.

Bob: oh.. (turns to audience of fangirls) well anyway! We will be back with more interviews after this break!!

well did you like it???? Pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasseeeeeee say you did. And even if you didn't review anyway. My goal is 10 reviews and that's it. I really don't think a crappy story like this will get very many. Anyway I promise that the next chapter will be Kaoru. I hope you people liked it. I also hope you laughed. MAKE ME HAPPY AND GET AT LEAST 10 REVIEWS!!! I HAVE SEEN STORIES WITH OVER 600 !!( Lady himura's story)Anyway…. Chow for now.