Hello people I am back!!!! I probably have no more readers left from the last chapter because they all ran away at the absolute insanity of it .oh yeah, if you do run away, at least REVIEW PLEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway I hope all you readers enjoy this one and think it is kinda funny. Oh btw I don't own RK cause if I did, I don't think that there would've been an Enishi. Oh, but I do own bob.
Bob:*gulp*
Me: MWUHAHAHAHAH!!!!! NOW THAT I OWN YOU, YOU CAN BE MY SLAVE!!!!
Bob: but im a reporter!
Me: I DON'T CARE NOW GO CLEAN MY ROOM!!MWUHAHAH!!!
Bob: Hello everyone! Our break is over and we are now at Kaoru's dressing room!
Fangirl 1: WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE!! WHY DON'T I ATTRACT THAT SEXY RUROUNI!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: *sweatdrops* Uhh anyway lets go inside now shall we?(opens door)
The room he opens up is filled with weapons. Every single wall in the room has shelves and shelves of guns, swords and other weapons including Misao's kunai and Aoshi's kodachi. Kaoru is sitting inside on a swivel chair with her hair down and wearing a very revealing outfit. (It looks very similar to Christina Agularia's last outfit that she wore to the 2003 VMA's. If you need a better explanation, it is basically a mini mini skirt and a mini mini top, all black of course, and black fishnet material connecting everything.)
Bob: Uhh Kaoru?
Kaoru: (turns around in chair) Why, hello Bob!
Bob: Umm you look a lot different than what I expected.(sits down on a couch)
Kaoru: Oh really? (sits down very close to Bob with her arms on his shoulders)
Bob: Yeah… Umm I see you have a lot of weapons here.
Kaoru: Yes collecting them is my hobby.
Bob: Oh.
Kaoru: Collecting weapons is not the only thing I do well( wraps arms more securely around Bob and rests head in the crook of his neck)
Fangirl 2: SEE SEE!!!!!! LOOK AT HER!!!!!!!!! THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE FANGIRL 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: ( jumps up out of couch) Umm did you provide any of the weapons for Rurouni Kenshin?
Kaoru: Yes, as a matter of fact I provided all the weapons.
Bob: Even Kenshin's sakabatou?
Fangirl 3: I LOVE HOW KENSHIN DOESN'T KILL PEOPLE WITH HIS SWORD!!!! I T IS JUST SOOOOOOOO SWEET AND CARING!!!!!
Kaoru: YEAH RIGHT!! CARING MY ASS!!!!! KENSHIN IS WEAK AND THE STUPID SWORD JUST MAKES HIM WEAKER CAUSE HE CANT KILL WITH IT !! DON'T YOU GET IT YOU BITCH!!
Fangirl 3: WHAT ABOUT THE KAMIYA KASHIN RYU!! YOU KNOW, THE WHOLE NO KILLING THING!!
Kaoru: KILLING IS A SIGN OF STRENGTH!!!!!!!
Bob: STOP!!!!!!!!!(everyone stops yelling)
Kaoru: *flirty giggle* Oh how I love a man who takes charge in a situation! Ohohohoho!
Bob: uhhh, so you provided the sakabatou?
Kaoru: Yeah it is over there next to the bokkens.
Bob looks over to the corner of the room where there are a few dusty bokkens and a sakabatou which doesn't look like it has been touched in years.
Bob: Did you even own the swords that got broken during the series?
Kaoru's left eye starts twitching uncontrollably.
Kaoru: Yes… those *twitch*… were *twitch twitch* …mine …those …bastards *twitch* …said… all…*twitchity twitch* my… swords… would *twitch twitch* come… back… unharmed *twitchtwitchtwichtwitch*
Bob: (not noticing twitching) In the show the sword that Soujirou (A/N:spelling?) wrecked was really rare. Is that true?
Kaoru: Yes *twitch*… it was *twitch* priceless*twitchtwitch*
Bob: So how did you feel when you realized that they were irreplaceable.
Kaoru: (Eye stops twitching and walks over to a big gun) I felt like… Killing them(picks up gun) LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!MWUHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! COMMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Bob is now hiding behind a pillow. Kaoru has dropped the big machine gun, and there are about a bazillion holes in the wall.
Kaoru: OMIGOSH!!! Im sooooooooooooo sorry Bob!!!!!!!! You know I would never EVER do anything to hurt you on purpose!!!
Bob: (peeks out from behind the pillow)Okay… do you still want to continue the interview?
Kaoru: (jumps onto couch next to Bob) Only if it means being with you!
Bob: ummm….uh…..well…..
Kaoru: Yes?(moves closer to Bob)
Bob: Uhhhh… What do you like about being a star on Rurouni Kenshin?
Kaoru: Beating up Kenshin, Sano and Yahiko of course.
Bob: Umm… I guess this is the last question…but are you having any…relationships with any of the stars of Rurouni Kenshin?
Kaoru: (crawls into Bob's lap) No…I 'm single.
Bob: Uhhh.. I have to go!(jumps out of couch sending Kaoru tumbling onto the floor)
Bob makes a quick getaway and slams the door to Kaoru's dressing room)
Bob: We'll be back with more interviews in a little while!!!
How did you like Kaoru's chappie?? Well I can't decide who to do next for the next interview. It is either between Soujirou, Sano, or Misao and Megumi(They will be in a chapter together). Oh yeah… REVIEW!!!!!!!!!! I ONLY GOT 1 REVIEW!!!!!! I WANT 9 MORE AT LEAST!!!!!! PLEASE BE NICE THIS IS MY FIRST FICCIE!!!!!!!!! And now for my special reviewer(notice how it is not plural):
leiko47seta: THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME!! ALL HAIL YOU !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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