Disclaimer: It's a bad habit, but this is parody, so what do I need this for again?
{I saw this car commercial during the previews for Peter Pan, and I just couldn't resist.}
[Man is standing in the middle of nowhere narrating everything with inner monologue.]
Man: I was just standing around thinking about things. When out of nowhere WAM!
I found myself plastered to the windshield of a car I had never seen before.
Once I regained consciousness, I decided to climb in and take it for a ride.
I was driving it down the road in this car when WAM!
I blind-sided a car that hadn't even been there before,
I compared it to the car I was in even though they looked nothing alike, and the other one was blue.
We started drag racing towards Chicago, when I was reminded of a set of twins that I had once met there.
That got me to thinking.
If the person in the other vehicle were my clone, and I would technically be racing myself.
If I were to win, would that mean I was beating myself?
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