THE CHRISTMAS ANIME SHOW!
By Ninetalesuk.
***DAY 1: The First Christmas Meeting***
(Knuckles the Echidna stood with Davis and Yolei while the others were at a long table. Knuckles held a clipboard and looked down at it)
Knuckles: All right! Roll call! Members from Yu-Gi-Oh! Joey Wheeler and Tristan Taylor!
Joey: THATS US!
Tristan: Yeah!
Knuckles: Right... -_- Members from Pokemon! Jessie and James of Team Rocket!
Jessie: That's right!
James: Thanks to our loyal fans! ^_^
Davis: What are they talking about...?
Yolei: Your asking ME?
Knuckles: Vector the Crocodile, Mighty the Armadillio and Episo the Chameleon! Members of my Chaotix Crew! Are you here?!
Vector: Perfectly well, Knuckles!
Mighty: He means HERE! Not HEAR!
Vector: Oops...
Epsio: Yeah, we are here, Knuckles!
Knuckles: Someones missing... Who is that?
Davis: A Digimon that is created and owned by Ninetalesuk. Divinemon!
Yolei: Where is he...?
(Divinemon, the Rookie Holy Dragon Digimon, enters the room)
Divinemon: Hey, everyone! Sorry I'm late! I was guled to the telly! I was watching reruns of this week's WWE Smackdown! I'm a bit of a wrestling fan!
Episo: I was glued to the television today as well.
Divinemon: I didn't know you were a wrestling fan as well, Episo.
Episo: Er... I mean I was ACTUALLY glued to the telly. I was building an Airfix model of Thunderbird 2 and I had a small bit of spillage.
Jessie: How on earth did you get unstuck then?
Episo: I didn't...
(Episo brings up his right hand, along with the small television he was stuck to. He placed it on the table while everyone was silent).
Knuckles: Okay... Right! This meeting is about the future Christmas play that we need to do by December 20th! Over the last two weeks, I got everyone in the anime shows to give out some suggestions of what the play should be about and leave it in the Suggestion Box. Sadly, there was a slight problem.
Divinemon: Whats that?
Knuckles: *Brings out a piece of paper* We only have one suggestion!
Mighty: Well, the others were busy these two weeks, Knuckles. Its no surprise that they didn't had time to make a suggestion.
Knuckles: Well... Out of the two weeks, only one suggestion came through and it was from Joey and Tristan. Although, I HATE their suggestion.
Joey: What did ya say!?
Tristan: Whats wrong with it?!
Knuckles: Well... You suggested 'Juggling Puppies!'
Joey: Its original! No body has ever juggled with live puppies before!
Knuckles: Or since!
Joey: Hey, if I drop a couple, don't blame me!
Yolei: We are not! We are not using that stupid idea of yours! Anyway, we asked for a suggestion for a PLAY! Not a show!
Tristan: Well... We will do the juggling BEFORE the show.
James: Hopefully, he doesn't juggle something that doesn't howl...
Knuckles: Anyway! We need to figure out what the perfect Christmas play should be.
Davis: Hey, hey, Knuckles! I think we are one step ahead of you there! Over to you, VECTOR!
Vector: YEAH!
Knuckles: Whats this about...?
Yolei: Beats me...
(Vector hops over to a flip chart)
Vector: A week ago, Davis approached me, Mighty and Episo...
Mighty: Thats us!
Episo: Hear us out!
Vector: ... To form a Christmas Show Sub-Committee. (Flips the chart over to show their pictures) To come up with big ideas. And we've been meeting a couple of times during the week and we're pretty excited because just this morning, we had a bit of a breakthrough!
(Flips the chart to 'The Big Breakthrough')
Yolei: Hey! That sounds good!
Davis: So, what is your breakthrough?
Vector: We've agreed the date of the first full meeting.
Davis: o.O Okay... And when is that gonna happen then?
(Vector flips the chart again and it says...)
Vector: February the 10th.
Knuckles: Oh, for God's sake! You have got to be kidding me?!
Mighty: Whats wrong with that...?
Knuckles: Isn't February the 10th is at next year?
Mighty: Yeah.
Knuckles: After Christmas?
Episo: Yeah.
Knuckles: After December the 20th?!
Vector: (Realizing his miscalculation) Yeah...
Knuckles: You can see a fault there!
Divinemon: If no body does, they need glasses.
Yolei: Well, this is disapointing. Davis' idea just blew up and we still don't have a show.
Vector: Sorry.
Davis: Back to the drawing board...
Joey: We could juggle with kittens. They won't mind being dropped.
Jessie: And how would you know?
Tristan: Hey! You seeing the people of the two great minds!
Knuckles: Yeah... That rivals the IQ of Dumb and Dumber.
Joey & Tristan: Hey!
Knuckles: We have to think of something, QUICKLY! The deadline is tomorrow. I can not report to the author, saying we don't have a Christmas play for December the 20th!
Joey: No worries, my man! I have the wonderful idea! Listen, Christmas is all about the baby Jesus, am I right?
Knuckles: Yes... And Joey? I will tie you up, throw you into a pit of raging Scythers, with a Gotsumon tied to your legs as weight if you suggest 'Juggling Babies!'
Joey: Second thoughs, perhapes I haven't got it.
Divinemon: How about the Nativity Play?
James: Whats that?
Divinemon: Well, its the story of the birth of baby Jesus. We can use this play on a actual farm nearby. It does have Pokemon but, at least we will have people follow the story.
Knuckles: All right. If thats the case, its done! The Nativity Play it is! *Starts to walk out* Right, the meeting is done now. I will start getting casts in a few days time. First of all, I will report to Ninetalesuk tomorrow.
Mighty: What shall we do for now?
Knuckles: Either watch WWE on Episo's hand-held TV or juggle Joey and Tristan. So long.
By Ninetalesuk.
***DAY 1: The First Christmas Meeting***
(Knuckles the Echidna stood with Davis and Yolei while the others were at a long table. Knuckles held a clipboard and looked down at it)
Knuckles: All right! Roll call! Members from Yu-Gi-Oh! Joey Wheeler and Tristan Taylor!
Joey: THATS US!
Tristan: Yeah!
Knuckles: Right... -_- Members from Pokemon! Jessie and James of Team Rocket!
Jessie: That's right!
James: Thanks to our loyal fans! ^_^
Davis: What are they talking about...?
Yolei: Your asking ME?
Knuckles: Vector the Crocodile, Mighty the Armadillio and Episo the Chameleon! Members of my Chaotix Crew! Are you here?!
Vector: Perfectly well, Knuckles!
Mighty: He means HERE! Not HEAR!
Vector: Oops...
Epsio: Yeah, we are here, Knuckles!
Knuckles: Someones missing... Who is that?
Davis: A Digimon that is created and owned by Ninetalesuk. Divinemon!
Yolei: Where is he...?
(Divinemon, the Rookie Holy Dragon Digimon, enters the room)
Divinemon: Hey, everyone! Sorry I'm late! I was guled to the telly! I was watching reruns of this week's WWE Smackdown! I'm a bit of a wrestling fan!
Episo: I was glued to the television today as well.
Divinemon: I didn't know you were a wrestling fan as well, Episo.
Episo: Er... I mean I was ACTUALLY glued to the telly. I was building an Airfix model of Thunderbird 2 and I had a small bit of spillage.
Jessie: How on earth did you get unstuck then?
Episo: I didn't...
(Episo brings up his right hand, along with the small television he was stuck to. He placed it on the table while everyone was silent).
Knuckles: Okay... Right! This meeting is about the future Christmas play that we need to do by December 20th! Over the last two weeks, I got everyone in the anime shows to give out some suggestions of what the play should be about and leave it in the Suggestion Box. Sadly, there was a slight problem.
Divinemon: Whats that?
Knuckles: *Brings out a piece of paper* We only have one suggestion!
Mighty: Well, the others were busy these two weeks, Knuckles. Its no surprise that they didn't had time to make a suggestion.
Knuckles: Well... Out of the two weeks, only one suggestion came through and it was from Joey and Tristan. Although, I HATE their suggestion.
Joey: What did ya say!?
Tristan: Whats wrong with it?!
Knuckles: Well... You suggested 'Juggling Puppies!'
Joey: Its original! No body has ever juggled with live puppies before!
Knuckles: Or since!
Joey: Hey, if I drop a couple, don't blame me!
Yolei: We are not! We are not using that stupid idea of yours! Anyway, we asked for a suggestion for a PLAY! Not a show!
Tristan: Well... We will do the juggling BEFORE the show.
James: Hopefully, he doesn't juggle something that doesn't howl...
Knuckles: Anyway! We need to figure out what the perfect Christmas play should be.
Davis: Hey, hey, Knuckles! I think we are one step ahead of you there! Over to you, VECTOR!
Vector: YEAH!
Knuckles: Whats this about...?
Yolei: Beats me...
(Vector hops over to a flip chart)
Vector: A week ago, Davis approached me, Mighty and Episo...
Mighty: Thats us!
Episo: Hear us out!
Vector: ... To form a Christmas Show Sub-Committee. (Flips the chart over to show their pictures) To come up with big ideas. And we've been meeting a couple of times during the week and we're pretty excited because just this morning, we had a bit of a breakthrough!
(Flips the chart to 'The Big Breakthrough')
Yolei: Hey! That sounds good!
Davis: So, what is your breakthrough?
Vector: We've agreed the date of the first full meeting.
Davis: o.O Okay... And when is that gonna happen then?
(Vector flips the chart again and it says...)
Vector: February the 10th.
Knuckles: Oh, for God's sake! You have got to be kidding me?!
Mighty: Whats wrong with that...?
Knuckles: Isn't February the 10th is at next year?
Mighty: Yeah.
Knuckles: After Christmas?
Episo: Yeah.
Knuckles: After December the 20th?!
Vector: (Realizing his miscalculation) Yeah...
Knuckles: You can see a fault there!
Divinemon: If no body does, they need glasses.
Yolei: Well, this is disapointing. Davis' idea just blew up and we still don't have a show.
Vector: Sorry.
Davis: Back to the drawing board...
Joey: We could juggle with kittens. They won't mind being dropped.
Jessie: And how would you know?
Tristan: Hey! You seeing the people of the two great minds!
Knuckles: Yeah... That rivals the IQ of Dumb and Dumber.
Joey & Tristan: Hey!
Knuckles: We have to think of something, QUICKLY! The deadline is tomorrow. I can not report to the author, saying we don't have a Christmas play for December the 20th!
Joey: No worries, my man! I have the wonderful idea! Listen, Christmas is all about the baby Jesus, am I right?
Knuckles: Yes... And Joey? I will tie you up, throw you into a pit of raging Scythers, with a Gotsumon tied to your legs as weight if you suggest 'Juggling Babies!'
Joey: Second thoughs, perhapes I haven't got it.
Divinemon: How about the Nativity Play?
James: Whats that?
Divinemon: Well, its the story of the birth of baby Jesus. We can use this play on a actual farm nearby. It does have Pokemon but, at least we will have people follow the story.
Knuckles: All right. If thats the case, its done! The Nativity Play it is! *Starts to walk out* Right, the meeting is done now. I will start getting casts in a few days time. First of all, I will report to Ninetalesuk tomorrow.
Mighty: What shall we do for now?
Knuckles: Either watch WWE on Episo's hand-held TV or juggle Joey and Tristan. So long.