THE XMAS ANIME SHOW.
By Ninetalesuk

*Dec 21st 2003: The Grand Night*

(I stood with my Ninetales, Labramon, Yugi, Gary Oak, Umbreon and Takuya. We were board while listen to my Ninetales being brave)

Ninetales: Nine! Ninetales! Nine Ninetales Nine Tales Tales Nine! (And then I said to them, I don't care what you say - this is my field. And they didn't take to it kindly, but finally, after a pretty fiery exchange of views, they moved on)

Thank you, my dear Pokemon, for that report. And if you have any more trouble with the Mareep and the Sheepmon, do tell us.

Ninetales: Nine! ^-^ (OK!)

¬_¬U Right...! Are we ready...?

Yugi: Yes.

Umbreon: Umbre!

Takuya: Sure, dude.

Where are the kids...?

Gary: Brock, Neemon and Mokuba are dealing with them.

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(Nearby, Brock was talking to a group of children with Neemon and Mokuba beside him)

Brock: Hello, young children. Tonight is YOUR special night. But, before we continue, I would like to ask you some Christmas questions. Firstly, who started Christmas?

(All hands and paws were in the air).

Brock: Erm... Jimmy?.

Jimmy: Noel Edmonds?

Brock: Erm, sorry, thats not the correct answer.

Neemon: (Lowering his hand) That's me out.

Brock: Any other guesses?

Phil: Baby Jesus.

Brock: Correct, Phil.

Mokuba: This is gonna take a while...

Brock: Can anyone tell me why Jesus is so special?

Mary: His name's a swear word.

Brock: Wrong. Jesus is the Son of God. Now, last question. Where was Jesus born?

Wendy: In Dunstable.

Mokuba: D-Dunstable?

Mike, Sash, Julie: Yeah, thats right.

Brock: Who in the entire world told you that?

(The children all pointed towards Neemon. Brock and Mokuba glared at him, waitng for an answer).

Neemon: It may sound strange but, that is what Bokomon told me. Bokomon told me that Jesus was born in Dunstable.

Brock: In a STABLE!

Neemon: Oops...

Mokuba: Okay, kids! Lets see the play!

Kids: Yay!

*A Pokemon Farm*

(The cast of Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Digimon, Sonic the Hedgehog and other anime shows were waiting outside the farm. Yami Yugi stepped forward)

Y. Yugi: Welcome, everyone. The Nativity Play will begin in 2 minutes.

(Inside the barn, Knuckles was talking to everyone for some last minute advice).

Knuckles: Right, everybody! The moment we have been waiting for! Break a leg, everyone! And, if you feel like improvising, well, how do I say this... Just go for it!!!

Ash: Right!

Knuckles: Good... And Joey, I think you have a small problem with your Wise King costume.

Joey: How do you mean...?

Knuckles: Its your beard... *Unravels Joey's beard, which reaches to the floor* I have a funny feeling in my stomach its too long.

Joey: I have a funny feeling your right.

(Back outside, Noctowl coughed and cleared his throat. Its time).

Y. Yugi: Welcome, everybody. The Nativity Play is about to begin. Let me introduce myself. I'm Yami Yugi, the narrator of the story. Now, before we begin, I know all of you payed to see the play but, at the end of the play, there will be two little angels standing at the exit where you will pay for charity.

(Near Y. Yugi were two happy little Vulpixs, dressed up as angels and were holding onto a couple of buckets, fitted with some words).

Vulpix 1's Bucket: 'Give us lots of cash.....'

Vulpix 2's Bucket: '...or else!'

Bakura: How sweet...

Y. Yugi: And now, the story shall begin.

(The audience clapped)

Finally, can't wait to see the results.

Ninetales: Ninetales! (Me too!)

Y. Yugi: 'And it came to pass that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the
world should be taxed and Joseph went to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great
with child and riding upon a donkey'.

(Through the crowd, Ash pulled Misty behind him..... on a Miltank)

Takuya: What in the...?

Y. Yugi: 'But, the Pokemon Farm here has no donkeys, so in the end she actually turned up on a
sleepy Miltank.'

Yeesh... 5 seconds and already, the end results are different...

(Next scene, the audience stood outside a barn. Y. Yugi stood with Ash and Misty near a door).

Y. Yugi: 'And so Mary and Joseph came unto an inn in Bethlehem and knocked upon the door'.

(While Y. Yugi was saying all these words, Knuckles and some others were hiding at the side
of the barn. With Knuckles is Yolei, Vector, Jessie and Divinemon).

Knuckles: THIS part is what I'm dreading of!

Yolei: You said it.

Divinemon: Lets hope Slowbro knows what hes doing.

Jessie: Yeah....

(Ash and Misty walked up to the stable. Ash knocked on the stable door and Slowbro, the inn-keeper, appears).

Ash: Innkeeper, have you a room where we may rest?

Slowbro: *Few seconds thinking and finally...* NO!

(Nearby, Knuckles and his small group were mouth cheers)

Ash: *Happily* What did you say?!

Slowbro: I said no. There is no room in the inn. We're fully booked because of the Millenium.

(Knuckles' group stopped dancing and looked at each other, confused)

Jessie: Wha...?

Knuckles: Do not ASK! This IS a Slowbro...

(Y. Yugi walked up to Ash, Misty and Slowbro)

Y. Yugi: (Whispering a prompt to Misty) And I am great with child.

(Before Misty says anything, Slowbro says.....)

Slowbro: (Taking up on his prompt) Also, I am great with child, so it's particularly awkward.

(Knuckles slapped his head and groaned. Vector scratched his head, confused).

Vector: I was wondering, is Slowbro a boy or a girl?

(Knuckles glared at Vector while Divinemon laughed. Back at the play, Misty stopped laughing and
finally said......)

Misty: I am great with child. Do you have a stable where we can rest?

Slowbro: No.

Ash: *Blinks* Are you sure?

Slowbro: No.

(While Ash tried to get Slowbro to continue the play, Divinemon and Vector were holding a steaming Knuckles from killing Slowbro)

Divinemon: Whoa there, Knuckles!

Vector: Calm down!!!

Knuckles: I'll kill him! I WILL KILL HIM!!!!

Yolei: So do we!

(Misty stepped forward)

Misty: Here, let me try, Ash... I mean, Joseph. Innkeeper, if we stay at the stable, would it be a problem for you?

Slowbro: Err, no.

Misty: Good!

(Ash and Misty left, Y. Yugi continued his narritions)

Y. Yugi: 'And so Mary and Joseph went into the stable the inn-keeper so kindly offered after
denying it a lot of times, there to make preparations for the birth of the holy child'.

(Slowbro spoke to Yami Yugi in whispered voices).

Slowbro: YOUR very good at this, Yami.

Y. Yugi: Thank you.

Slowbro: I was quite good, wasn't I?

Y. Yugi: No.

Slowbro: No.

(2 minutes later, on the other side of the farmyard. Y. Yugi spoke as James sat on a wooden throne with two Angemons beside him).

Y. Yugi:'And at that time in Jerusalem. Herod had heard of the impending birth of a so-called
King of the Jews and he was sore troubled, for Herod was a cruel and jealous king'.

(He stepped aside as James turned to the Angemon).

James: :Soldiers, go forth unto Bethlehem and kill all the infants in that region, for I shall
have no other King but me.

Y. Yugi: 'And so....'

James: But kill them gently. For I am not as cruel and jealous as some would have him be.

Y. Yugi: *Sigh* 'And so....'

James: In fact, I really loves children. Indeed.

(Then, a hand came into view and grabbed James' hair)

Jessie: James!!! What do you think your doing?!

James: I'm in pain!!!

Y. Yugi: Moving on...

Ninetales: Nine! (And fast!)

(Meanwhile, in a field.... Tristan, Kazu, Kenta, Matt and Ken were sitting near a small group of Mareeps as Yami continues with the story)

Y. Yugi: 'And meanwhile, in the fields, some shepherds were tending their flock'.

(The guys weren't doing anything. Davis appeared behind them).

Davis: Improvise.

(Kazu and Kenta got up).

Kenta: Did you see the episode of Digimon?
Kazu: The one with the fight between Imperialdramon and MaloMyostismon? That was cool!

(Ken and Matt groaned. Kazu and Ketna were really getting into the improvisation. Tea quickly stepped up onto a rock, dressed as an angel)

Tea: 'And lo, an Angel of the Lord appeared before them and they were sore afraid'.

Matt: Into position!

Ken: Right!

The men shields their eyes from Tea, the Angel of the Lord. Tea flicks a switc on her back and huge wings unflod behind her).

Tea: 'Be not afriad, for I am an Angel of the Lord and I bring you tidings of great joy'.

(She smiled as a silver foil halo pops above her head. It was a pause so...).

Tristan: For tonight in the city of....

Tea: (Cracks up, at the top of her voice) I KNOW, YOU MORON!!!!!! Sorry...... sorry...
'great joy' (Glared at Tristan).

(Back at the barn, Knuckles looked at Tai, Inumon, Joey, Ash, Misty, Yolei, Divinemon, Episo and Mighty. With a sigh, Knuckles says...)

Knuckles: All right! Tai, Joey, Inumon! Its your turn! Get out there!

Inumon: Right!

Joey: This is COOL! We should have a video recorder.

Tai: Hey! I have a video recorder... that doesn't work...

Inumon: I didn't know you had a TV.

Tai: I don't. I plugged the video recorder into my radio.

(Tai laughs and leaves with Inumon and Joey. Yolei shook her head and turns to Ash and Misty)

Yolei: You two get ready as well.

Ash: Righto, Yolei!

(Misty brought out a baby doll, when she almost tips it, it went 'Mama').

Misty: Huh. This doll is so old, it still talks.

Ash: Does it do anything else?

(Then, the doll's head came off and rolled away).

Misty: Err, yeah..... it's head comes off.

(Knuckles turned around to see Misty holding a headless doll).

Knuckles: Ahhhhh!!!!!!!!

Misty: Ah... heh, hi, Knuckles.

Knuckles: WHAT HAPPENED TO JESUS' HEAD?!!!

Misty: He... erm... had a little accident.

(Back at the area where the shepherd scene was, everyone heard Knuckles' voice from the barn).

Knuckles: Shouting at the top of his voice) I KNOW HE HAD AN ACCIDENT!!!!!!! WHERE IN THE WORLD
IS JESUS' HEAD?!!!

This keeps getting better and better.

Ninetales: Ninetales Tales. (You got that right)

(Knuckles sat down with Episo while the others searched for the doll's head).

Knuckles: Everything was going fine till THIS happens!

Episo: Come on, Knuckles:. Don't lose your head. (Starts to laugh HIS head off) Hhahahahaha ohohohohoh!!!! Heeheeheehee!!! Get it? Hahaha!!! (Sees Knuckles' death glare, slowly stops laughing) Heh... heh... never mind.

(Mighty got up, holdign the doll's head).

Mighty: Found it!

Knuckles: Good work, Mighty! All right, into positions!

(Back outside, Yami Yugi was leading the crowd through the farmyard).

Y. Yugi: 'And so it was that the Three Wise Kings, approached the stable, riding camels....' (Coming into shot was Inumon, Joey and Tai, jumping as they walked to the stable) '.....or at least doing very good camel-riding impressions'.

(Inside the stable, everyone was there as Ash and Misty stood in the middle with the baby
doll as the Wise Kings approached them. Hiding in a small room, Knuckles and the others
watched as this was happening).

Knuckles: Excellent, excellent! Nothing can spoil the play now.

(Something DID gone wrong. Sonic walked up to Knuckles)

Sonic: Knuckles, how many Wise Kings are there...?

Knuckles: Three... why?

Sonic: Why is there only two....?

Knuckles: Guh?!

(Knuckles noticed and saw only TWO Wise Kings came).

Divinemon: Hey, where did Inumon go...?

Sonic: Dunno but, I heard Inumon has a gift for YashaInumon and the Huskymon sisters.

Davis: Really?

Sonic: Yep. A picture of MagnaGarurumon, signed by himself.

Davis: Uh oh...

(A yell was heard from outside with a few female voices)

YashaInumon: LET ME HAVE IT!!!

Huskymon: GIVE IT! GIVE IT!

BelleHuskymon: IT'S MINE!!!

ShadowHuskymon: MINE!!! MINE, MINE, MINE!!!

Inumon: HHHHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

Davis: So... What now...?

Knuckles: Pray for Inumon...? I dunno...

(10 minutes later, after Inumon survives, the entire cast, stood as Yami Yugi finished the story. Knuckles was standing beside a tied up YashaInumon, Huskymon, BelleHuskymon and ShadowHuskymon. Divinemon was holding a rolled-up newspaper)

Y. Yugi: 'And there in a stable, 2000 years ago, God himself took part in the miracle of birth
and Mary held in her arms a very special child'.

(Tea steps up with a couple of female actresses dressed up as singers)

Knuckles: One, two, one, two, three.... four.

Tea & Angels: (Singing) Silent night, holy night
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon virgin mother and child.
Holy infant so tender and mild.
Sleep in heavenly peace.
Sleep in heavenly peace.

(Everyone clapped as the story came to an end)

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Right! Final chapter coming next! But, for now... HIT IT!

Yolei: *Kisses Davis*

Davis: Wha...?! o.O

Yolei: *Giggles* Let your guard down. *Wacks Davis*

Davis: Thats more like it... ow...

Heh... MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYBODY!!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!