Zoisite's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Zoisite had heard of some book the people of Earth used to teach their children how to read that held the message that you were going to have a bad day at some point in your life no matter who you were or where you were. Zoisite didn't like to admit it, but that day had come.
To begin with, when he had gotten up Kunzite-sama wasn't there to snuggle with him and tell him how cute he was when he was sleeping. Zoisite had found a note from Kunzite saying he was under orders from Queen Beryl to try and catch the Sailor Scouts individually. He was supposed to try and pick them off one by one so that when they finally had Sailor Moon alone she wouldn't have any back up and would thus be easy to destroy.
Zoisite had then been summoned by Queen Beryl to go on the same mission, working separately from Kunzite. Upon arriving on Earth he had promptly encountered Sailor Jupiter. She had summoned two more Scouts and Zoisite's ass had been kicked.
Then the freak in the tuxedo had shown up and life just went from bad to worse. Zoisite had to be rescued by Jedite of all people. Jedite had gloated over it and cheerfully let Zoisite know that Queen Beryl had ordered his rescue. "Queen Beryl thought it worth my time to save you. I cannot possibly understand her reasoning. I would just have left you to be defeated by the goof with the roses. Did the widdle woses hurt Zoi-chan?"
Queen Beryl had not been happy and had chewed Zoisite out and then dismissed him. She had made it very clear that unless Zoisite had better results there would be hell to pay.
Zoisite had retreated to the chambers he shared with Kunzite and had waited for his lover to come home so they could snuggle. Kunzite had come home but there was an obvious lack of snuggling. Kunzite had wanted to know why Zoisite had lost so spectacularly. "I trained you better than that. You shouldn't lose to a jerk who shows up, throws a rose, makes a corny speech and disappears. I need a shower."
So the Ice King had had his shower and was now sitting on the bed toweling off his hair. Zoisite crawled over to him.
"Kunzite-sama?"
"Hm?"
Zoisite pitifully kissed him and snuggled next to him. "I've been waiting all day to do this."
"Not tonight Zoisite. I'm tired."
"That's ok. I just wanna snuggle."
Kunzite smiled and held Zoisite close. "I suppose you had a lousy day?"
"Yeah, but if it ends like this I won't think it so bad."
So, what did you all think? Good? Bad? Should be fed to flying squirrels? All characters are copyrighted. I own nothing except the fic.
Zoisite had heard of some book the people of Earth used to teach their children how to read that held the message that you were going to have a bad day at some point in your life no matter who you were or where you were. Zoisite didn't like to admit it, but that day had come.
To begin with, when he had gotten up Kunzite-sama wasn't there to snuggle with him and tell him how cute he was when he was sleeping. Zoisite had found a note from Kunzite saying he was under orders from Queen Beryl to try and catch the Sailor Scouts individually. He was supposed to try and pick them off one by one so that when they finally had Sailor Moon alone she wouldn't have any back up and would thus be easy to destroy.
Zoisite had then been summoned by Queen Beryl to go on the same mission, working separately from Kunzite. Upon arriving on Earth he had promptly encountered Sailor Jupiter. She had summoned two more Scouts and Zoisite's ass had been kicked.
Then the freak in the tuxedo had shown up and life just went from bad to worse. Zoisite had to be rescued by Jedite of all people. Jedite had gloated over it and cheerfully let Zoisite know that Queen Beryl had ordered his rescue. "Queen Beryl thought it worth my time to save you. I cannot possibly understand her reasoning. I would just have left you to be defeated by the goof with the roses. Did the widdle woses hurt Zoi-chan?"
Queen Beryl had not been happy and had chewed Zoisite out and then dismissed him. She had made it very clear that unless Zoisite had better results there would be hell to pay.
Zoisite had retreated to the chambers he shared with Kunzite and had waited for his lover to come home so they could snuggle. Kunzite had come home but there was an obvious lack of snuggling. Kunzite had wanted to know why Zoisite had lost so spectacularly. "I trained you better than that. You shouldn't lose to a jerk who shows up, throws a rose, makes a corny speech and disappears. I need a shower."
So the Ice King had had his shower and was now sitting on the bed toweling off his hair. Zoisite crawled over to him.
"Kunzite-sama?"
"Hm?"
Zoisite pitifully kissed him and snuggled next to him. "I've been waiting all day to do this."
"Not tonight Zoisite. I'm tired."
"That's ok. I just wanna snuggle."
Kunzite smiled and held Zoisite close. "I suppose you had a lousy day?"
"Yeah, but if it ends like this I won't think it so bad."
So, what did you all think? Good? Bad? Should be fed to flying squirrels? All characters are copyrighted. I own nothing except the fic.