Sora: I beleive that last time I promised to get another chappie out before new years.

id: check

Sora: and that I would introduce Sesshie.

Sesshie: check

Sora: hey you made it.

Sesshie: yes, now type my name correctly or this Sesshoumaru will not be pleased.

Sora: aww you're no fun, but ok.

Sesshoumaru: that is better, I was afraid I would have to report you to the F.G.A.A.B.

ego: what's that?

melani: its Fan Girls Against the Abuse of Bishies, Sora's the president.

Sesshoumaru: scared face she is, Kami help us all.

Sora: I don't own em, now on to the story, cause I know that's why you're all here.

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We come upon a field full of men in armor, some hold flags and others hold spears while standing watch. The army looks like it is about to go to war.

rrrripp A man, who looks to be in charge has ripped the head off of a boar and speaks.

"Tonight let us take STRENGTH—from this flesh!" The man has two rows of officers in front of him, one to either side.

One speaks, "Ah! Your might exceeds even your legends, my Lord!"

Another speaks, "With you, we cannot fail!"

The lord laughs, "Watch me wrench the enemy's head off like this pig's!"

A hand touches his forehead as he bites into his drumstick, his officers are upset as a ripping sound occurs.

A man with a shadowed face, outlined by his silver/white hair, pointed ears and golden eyes, holds the lord's head by its hair. His fine armor and kimono remain unstained by the man's blood and speaks volumes of his stature, "Out of my way."

Outraged by the stranger's murder of their leader, the officers cry out, demanding to know who he is.

His face, now revealed, is almost childlike. On each cheek, he has two red stripes running along his cheekbones. His forehead is adorned with a purple crescent moon. "You little men annoy me. Go." Turning his head, "Jaken, the staff of heads."

A foot tall, ugly little toad demon walks up holding a staff with two heads on it back to back, one head is an old man and the other is a young woman. The toad stands it on end and the woman's head screams. "She's spoke, me Lord. 'Taint the grave we're seekin'."

"Ah, well..."

The enraged officers prepare to attack. "You! You're not HUMAN!"

"Hm?" He looks slightly surprised, "Oh, are you still hanging about?"

"Demons! Surround them! Destroy them!"

"How barbaric. I leave this to you, Jaken."

"Aye, master!" The thing called Jaken laughs, "See what two heads can do!" The old man's mouth opens and a gout of flame comes out and decimates the army of men. "Not ev'n a drop o' fat."

The two demons sit in a boat, Jaken is using the staff of heads to row it.

"Sesshoumaru-sama...?"

"Yes?"

"The grave... wouldn't Inuyasha know it?"

"Inu...yasha..." Sesshoumaru pushes Jaken out of the boat. "Do not remind me of that vile hanyou." He holds Jaken under the water with the staff of heads.

"Please! Forgive me!"

"In any case, he is gone. Laid low by a geis, I hear."

"Yes... that WAS true... but not now..."

"Eh?"

The little flea from earlier is hopping down the hill above Kaede's village. He is huffing as he hops, "Hopping for three days straight now. Time for a break." He sits down and a bike tire comes out of nowhere behind him.

Rei is riding her bike when she hears a slight popping sound. "Huh?" The basket on her bike has a first aid kit in it. "I thought I just ran over something... Must be my imagination."

"Tend my wounds?" Inuyasha is sitting in a tree (ok, so he's reclining) and Rei is below him with her bike trying to reason with him. "You think I need YOU?"

"Drop the attitude, you got HURT in that fight. Now come down here."

"Feh."

"Osuwari."

Kaede is walking toward Rei and Inuyasha surrounded by children, she hasn't seen them yet.

"Kaede-sama, are you all better now?"

"Much better, thank you dears." She sees Rei on top of Inuyasha yelling at him.

"Just take off your clothes!"

"BEG me to!"

"Close your eyes children!" she blocks the children's view.

Rei and Inuyasha look up when they hear Kaede. "Huh?"

"Well, I see you two have gotten over your differences."

"What?!"

"AARGH!! Get off of me!" Inuyasha stands up and Rei drops to the ground. "Don't you understand? My body is SPECIAL!" He shows her his chest, it is perfectly fine, not even any scars.

Rei is surprised that the grievous wounds he had last night were completely gone without a trace.

Inuyasha snorts as he pulls his shirt back on. (A/N: rats, I wanted more. ah, well. I'll just have to right a side story !P) "OWW!" He opens his shirt a little and sees the flea from before. Apparently it is helping itself to a meal.

"Inuyasha! Long time no suck!"

Inuyasha squishes it, then looks at it in his hand. "Well, well, if it isn't Myoga the flea."

"A 'flea'...?"

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Sora: alright sorry its not to long but, I'm tired and I want to go to bed

ego: what no wittie comments to end it

Sora: chasing ego around with a chair poised to hit him what I'm not allowed to be serious

ego: review before hurts me