A.N.: Ahoy Mates! I'm trying to make my chapters longer, but only succeed in making them shorter. Longer chapters equal longer waits. Oh well, I'll just go with whatever flows.

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Disclaimer: I don't own PotC or anything that you are familiar with from the movie.

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Will opened the front door to a huge house. Motioning for her to follow him, he went into the dining room.

When Alex stepped into the room, Jack stood up, pointed at her, and shouted teasingly to Elizabeth. "See! I tol' you that Will was gonna bring home a lass, an' a pretty one at that!"

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"Will!" Elizabeth cried out. "How could you?"

"It's not like that Mrs. Turner. I asked 'im early on if he could tell me a bit 'bout Cap'n Jack Sparrow, seein' as how Mr. Turner an' ye know him so well." Alex was shocked. "B'sides that, t'is just disgustin' I'm not a damn whore!"

"Then what be ye, Luv, if not a whore? After all, there be rather few occupations for a lass like yerself." Jack said softly.

Alex turned on him, eyes blazing. "I'm a pirate! Captain of the Black Widow, thank ye very much!" Alex covered her mouth as soon as she realized what she had screamed out.

Jack grinned maliciously. "Really now Lass, ye be the cap'n of the Black Widow? Then tell ol' Jack this. Why is Wellington goin' 'round an' telling' ev'rybody o'er in Tortuga that he marooned ol' Captain Wilson an' he be the new cap'n? An' the ol' cap'n was a lad, seein' as how ye be a lass, can't be you, luv. 'Sides, what good is a lass captain?"

"You're a sexist pig!"

Alex had been standing on the opposite side of the table, directly in front of Jack. She jumped over the table, and threw a right punch at him. He grabbed her outstretched fist, and she tried to slap him with her left palm. He grabbed her wrist only five inches away from his face. Elizabeth and Will were staring at the pair in disbelief.

"Damn you! Let me fucking go!"

"Down, lass. After all, what have I done to you, yet?" He grinned, purposely stressing his last word.

Alex began kicking his shins, then after nearly a minute of it, she lifted up her leg, and dropped her heel directly on to his groin.

Jack let go of her and started gasping for breath. "Oh shit." He choked out.

She smirked and sat on the floor not even three feet away from him. "Not so cocky now, are you?"

After recovering, Jack glared down at Alex. "Goddamnit luv, don't you know I need that? Headed to Tortuga soon an' all."

"Ye sicken me."

Jack grinned at her and murmured huskily to her. "That's not all I can do to ye, luv."

Will decided it was time to interrupt the couple and save his friend's reproductive capabilities, as he saw Alex raising her leg slightly.

"Elizabeth, darling, isn't it time for dinner?" Will commented offhandedly.

"You're absolutely right. Sit down. Food will be served in mere moments."

Alex stood up and bowed slightly to Elizabeth and Will, and then she smirked at Jack and flicked him off.

As she made to walk out the door, Elizabeth grasped her wrist softly.

"Where are you going?" Elizabeth asked politely. "And miss, I know it might seem rude of me, but what is your name?"

"Not rude at all, Mrs. Turner. Me name be Alexandria Wilson. Captain or Alex, if you will. An' I be headed to a tavern."

"Alex, please call me Elizabeth or Liz. And you are invited to eat dinner with us, and if you like, you may stay here during your stay at Port Royal."

"Food?"

Elizabeth laughed. "Yes. Food."

Alex grinned and let herself be taken to the table where she gave Jack a run for his money in a contest to see who could eat more.

When Elizabeth turned away, Alex pulled a small bottle of rum out of her pocket and handed it to Jack.

Elizabeth turned toward the pair just as Jack was about to take a swig of rum. Alex smiled innocently at him as he glared at her.

"Jack, what did I tell you about having rum in my house."

"But Liz, it wasn't mine!"

"Then why, may I ask, were you the one drinking it?"

With that said, Elizabeth pulled the bottle out of Jack's hands, pushed open one of the three windows in the room and held the bottle out, not letting any of the rum spill.

"Darling, no!"

"Luv, don't do it. The rum didn't do anything to ye, did it?"

"Please Elizabeth. Don't do anythin' to harm the rum. Alcohol abuse or somethin' of the sort."

With that she turned the bottle over, causing the liquid to cascade onto the earth, and then allowed the bottle to fall as well.

She turned to face Will, Jack, and Alex, who had all climbed over the table to try to save the rum and were staring out the window in shock.

Alex looked at Elizabeth as if she had committed a kind of murder or treason.

"I am never letting you near my rum! Never, never, never!" Alex cried out in mourning of the loss of the rum.

"At least she only poured yours out, luv. Evil one she is. Burned all o' mine."

"Correction. She poured out yours. T'was a gift, but now it be gone. So sad for ye. Ah well, me rum was never touched."

Alex was grinning at the now sulking Jack Sparrow, when Will called her name.

"Aye?"

"You know how you wanted to know about Jack?"

"Aye."

"Well, he's standing right in front of you."

"But that can't be!"

"Sorry to disappoint ye, luv. But I am. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. Savvy?"

Everything went black and Alex felt herself falling backward but could not do anything to stop herself. The last thing she could remember was someone grabbing her wrists and stopping her freefall.