I love you all for reading my nonsense, people!

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Dialogue 4: Ron and Hermione

"Look at it," Hermione said indecisively, crossing her arms in front of her. "... I don't' even have words to describe it."

Ron sighed and rolled his eyes.

"Hermione, it works with people's moods," he said. "It's cold it makes itself small, it's warm it'll be able to grow."

"I'm not sure about it," Hermione said sarcastically. "When it's that drastic, it can't change... and I changed my mind, I don't want this anymore."

She started walking away.

"And now you're going to go see Harry, eh?" Ron said defensively. "Because his is most probably bigger?"

"I was just thinking about it, actually," Hermione mumbled, stopping dead in her tracks.

"AHA!" Ron yelled, pointing at her. "You see! You're not even giving me a chance!"

Hermione sighed aggravatedly and walked back to him. She stood in front of him, tapping her feet.

"And what's the point of naming it, anyways?" she asked.

"It's not a question you ask a guy!" Ron said, exasperated. "You're the one who should tell me! You're a girl!"

Hermione giggled.

"Listen, it works with my mood. I'm sure it's going to get bigger," Ron said positively.

"Yeah, well for now it looks rather... excited?" Hermione mumbled, looking at it sideways.

"Girls do that to it," Ron said, blushing.

Hermione giggled.

"Hum... well... I'm sure you name all your *friends* anyways," Hermione said, trying to look innocent.

"Everyone does it, Hermione!" Ron grumbled. "Harry did it, Neville, Seamus, Dean, Percy... You can't *not* name it. It's some sort of unwritten rule."

"Okay, okay, I got it," Hermione muttered. "But I figured... since it's so tiny... you could've named it properly... like Dully... or Micro or Mini..."

Ron roared and shook his head, making Hermione laugh even harder.

"This is not funny, Hermione!" he said seriously. "This is not my choice, it's like that, end of conversation! Now don't make me run after you! Come here and I'll show you what it can do!"

"Ron, NO!" Hermione yelled. "Let me go! Let me go!"

"Hermione!"

"No means NO!" Hermione yelled angrily.

"Fine," Ron said sadly. "Just go ask Harry then. I'm sure he'll be *delighted*."

"Aww... Ron, don't make that face," Hermione grumbled. "I didn't mean..."

"Yes you did, now just go," Ron continued. "Any other girl would want! They all saw it's *cuter* than Harry's, or Dean's, or Semus'..."

"Yeah, I do agree with that," Hermione said, reddening.

Ron smiled.

"But then again, maybe you're right," he said. "Maybe I'm cursed and it's cursed and it's just going to stay that size."

"No, I'm sure it'll get bigger," Hermione lied. "You said so yourself."

"Then give me a chance!" Ron pleaded. "If it doesn't work, I'll let you go to Harry with no resentment."

"Okay," Hermione said, walking back towards him.

"There, you see!" Ron said happily. "It's exited again!"

"You... you really think Pig is going to be strong enough to bring this letter all the way back to London?" Hermione asked anxiously.

"Don't worry about it," Ron said. "He's just as good as Hedwig."

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Well... I need to think about the next one... I have another idea but I'm running out of inspiration... bah, I'll just get drunk on cranberry juice and the ideas will flow in... yeah...

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