Okay... For those of you who just tuned in, let me recap: (Ahem) Our heroes, Kathia and Kimi, went for a camping trip and ate smores. Suddenly, a tree fell on them and they died. They then found themselves in a mysterious forest where they found the doors to the holiday worlds. Kathia was so excited that she jumped in the Halloween tree at the drop of a hat. Kimi wasn't so sure this was a good idea but she dove in after her to make sure Kathia wouldn't be alone.

Chapter 3: Curly hills=Fun!!!

Kimi: (Waking up after a huge warp) Ugghhh.

Kathia: WHEEEEEEE!!!!!

Kimi: Huh?

Kathia YAAAAAAYYY!!!!!

Kimi: (not quite awake yet) Urghle. uhhh.

Kathia: HEY KIM!!! YOU GOTTA TRY THIS HILL!!!!

Kimi: What hi- (wakes up) Holy.......

Kathia (Running up and sliding down the curly hill repeatedly) WHEEEEEEE!!! IT'S LIKE SOME KIND OF SLIDE THAT'S NOT!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

Kimi: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (too shocked to speak)

Kathia: Well... C'mon! It's fun!

Kimi: We appear in Halloweentown and you are focused on only the F***-ING CURLY HILL?!!!!

Kathie: The gates are locked.

Kimi: Ohhhhhh....

(Barking noises are heard)

Kimi: Mweh? (That's Smore-an-ise for "What?")

Zero: Arf arf bark!

Kathia: (Hiding behind gravestone) Take cover..... Kimi: ZERO!!!!!! (Runs over and gives ze ghost puppy a giant Kimi hug) YEEEEE!!! PUPPY!!!! PUPPPPPAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!

Zero: AAaARrrrgGHHHh!!!! (choke)

Kathia: Now to all you people reading this, I must warn you that Kimi reeeeeaaaalllyyyy loves Zero.

Kimi: (pauses) Who are you talking to?

Kathia: Uh.... Imaginary friend Bob.

Kimi: OKAY! (Goes back to hugging and petting Zero to double-death)

Kathia: And you thought I was nuts about the hill.

Kimi: STOP TALKING TO BOB!!!!

Kathia: Sorry.

Mayor: (In the distance) What's with all the yelling?! You're waking the dead!!!

Kathia: Sorry again. Wait.... MAYOR?!

Kimi: (Lets go of Zero) DID SOMEBODY SAY MAYOR?!

Mayor: Uh.... Who are you?

Kathia: (Standing in a dramatic pose and pointing at the Mayor) I'M GONNA SPIN YOUR FACE AND THEN I'M GONNA ROLL YOU DOWN THE HILL!!!!!

Mayor: Ummm....

Kimi: (sigh) Oh no.....

Jack: (appearing from the gate) What's going on?

Kathia: (Spinning around, completely forgetting about the Mayor) JACK!!!!

Kimi: (eating popcorn with the Mayor running away in the background)

Jack: Uhhhh.... Have we met?

Kathia: (Runs over with half-insaned look in her eyes) Will you marry me?

Jack: ????!!!!!! ....... Excuse me? Kathia: Nothing! (under her breath) -yer mine, Skellington.

Jack: (really creeped out look on his face) Umm. I'm engaged.

Kathia: (Face Goes to total dispair) What? (silence) NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! ALL MY DREAMS SHATTERED!!!!!!

Kimi: (Whispering to Kathia) If you like him so much then why did you write "Stitches?" (another one of my stories)

Kathia: I... Don't know.....

I know it's a bad place to end but it's my story so PHBTTTHHHHH!!!! (Now go read "Stitches" if you didn't get this)

Stay tuned for Chapter 4! (