Okay, That's it! No more hibbity jibbity bippity squibbity!! It's time to realize what the heck is going on in this town!! Someone familiar is mentioned! Thought you'd seen the last of him in the movie didn't you?! WRONG.

Chapter 4: Not Again!!!

So after our author, Kathia, decided to accept the fact that Jack was engaged to Sally, and our friend, Kimi, had gotten tired of spearing pumpkins with the Mayor's top hat, the three made their way into town.

Jack: So... What brings you two to Halloweentown?

Kathia: The tree did it.

Jack: Ah, you found the doors?

Kimi: Well... We were out camping, just sitting there and minding our own business, when a huge dead tree falls on us and we die. So then we found the doors to the holiday worlds and decided that since we were dead, we might as well live here now.

Kathia: What she said.

Jack: Well, you sure picked the right place to die. Heh heh.

Kathia: Do you guys have any Smores?

Jack: Yeah, we make those sometimes.

Kimi: Yum! Marshmallowy-chocolate goodness!

Kathia: Mmmm... That was the last thing we ate before we died so naturally we love them.

Jack: Yeah, the last thing I ever ate was pumpkin pie.

Kimi: How did you die?

Jack: I think it was back during the Salem Witch trials. They thought I was a warlock so they burned me. Coincidental because that was when Halloween was invented.

Kimi: Oooh...

Kathia: So what's new in this little town of spookiness?

Jack: Well, we are currently having a major crisis. There's this guy who I killed about seven months ago. His name is Oogie Boogie. (Time is relative in my story.)

Kathia: THE POTATOE SACK BUG-MAN?! HOW IS HE BACK?!! YOU KILLED HIM WHEN YOU TORE OFF HIS--- (Interrupted as Kimi shoves a Smore into her mouth.)

Jack: How... How did you know...??

Kimi: Don't listen to her. She had a weird dream and you were in it. (Elbow's Kathia in the stomach)

Kathia: Arghumph! (translation: "Ow!")

Jack: I've heard of that. Seeing things happening in other places within dreams. It's quite interesting if you ask me.

Kimi: Yes. That is what happened. Right, KATHIA?? (nudges her again in hint)

Kathia: Umph. (translation: "Yes.")

Jack: Anyways, I all the help I can get. Would you two be willing to help me?

Kathia and Kimi: HELL, YES!!! (actually, Kathia said "Aghm umph" but I'm just translating.

Wheeeeee! End chapter 4, onto chapter 5!! I should really lay off those Wonka nerds.