I'm currently wasted on Wonka nerds. So much color... and sugar... and
Oompa Loompas. (Why does this site not have a "Willy Wonka and the
chocolate factory" section?!) Anyway, here we go again on another round of
Ms. Marley's wild ride.
Chapter 5: Finkie's ultimate weapon!
Jack: Okay, let's go see doctor Finklestein.
Kathia: Why? That old guy is always in a bad mood...
Jack: Eh??
Kimi: (Whacks Kathia in the head.)
Kathia: Ow! Geez... This is starting to remind me of a "Three stooges" episode.
Jack: Anyway... I have to go there anyway. (Fixes his bowtie and grins.) I have to pay a visit to my Fiancé.
Kathia: Hmph.
Kimi: Get over it, Katie.
(So the three of them take a stroll over to Finklestien Manor.)
Jack: (Rings the doorbell)
Doctor F: Argh! My head hurts... (looks downstairs) The door is open!
Jack: Hello!
Doctor F: Oh... Hi Jack. Who are they?
Jack: This is Kathia (Points to Kathia who is watching a spider scurry across the floor) and this is Kimi. (Who is thinking of what she could do with deadly nightshade and smiling.) They're the new residents in town and want to help out with our little problem.
Doctor F: Uh-huh... And you're sure that these two are capable of doing that?
Jack: They seem to be able to by the way they were abusing the Mayor when I found them.
Kathia and Kimi: (Smiling, as they remember the fond memories.)
Doctor F: Well then Jack, if they're trustworthy then I guess I can tell them about ... Umm... You-know-what...
Jack: Oh, of course, Doctor! These two are on our side.
Doctor F: Oh, very well. Come with me you three.
(Inside Finklestien's Lab...)
Doctor F: Okay, under this sheet is my design for our ultimate weapon to be rid of our town nemesis.
Kathia: Ooh!
Kimi: Shiny!
Jack: Perfect!
Doctor F: (Throws off sheet) Behold!
Kathia: OOOH!!!!
Kimi: SHINY!!!!
Jack: PERFECT!!!!
Doctor F: I knew you'd like it.
Kimi: Err... What it be?
Doctor F: I call him... MUMMY BOY!!!! (A character from "The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy")
Kathia: What makes him an ultimate weapon?
Doctor F: He can put curses on people and is quite good at a game he calls "Virgin Sacrifice."
Jack: Nice.
Kimi: Neat!
Kathia: Waitaminute... Has this mummy guy ever tried to kill Sally?
Doctor F: Heavens, No!
Kathia: But (Grins at Jack) you said he played "Virgin Sacrifice." Why hasn't he maimed Sally?
Jack: Err...
Doctor F: I don't know. I guess maybe my creations have some kind of instinct not to kill each other.
Jack: Yes, Doctor, probably. (Gives Kathia a frustrated look)
Kathia: Ee hee...
Hee!!!! As I said in chapter 3, read my other story "Stitches" if you didn't get this. Bwa ha ha! I'm evil. Stay tuned for more chapters!
Chapter 5: Finkie's ultimate weapon!
Jack: Okay, let's go see doctor Finklestein.
Kathia: Why? That old guy is always in a bad mood...
Jack: Eh??
Kimi: (Whacks Kathia in the head.)
Kathia: Ow! Geez... This is starting to remind me of a "Three stooges" episode.
Jack: Anyway... I have to go there anyway. (Fixes his bowtie and grins.) I have to pay a visit to my Fiancé.
Kathia: Hmph.
Kimi: Get over it, Katie.
(So the three of them take a stroll over to Finklestien Manor.)
Jack: (Rings the doorbell)
Doctor F: Argh! My head hurts... (looks downstairs) The door is open!
Jack: Hello!
Doctor F: Oh... Hi Jack. Who are they?
Jack: This is Kathia (Points to Kathia who is watching a spider scurry across the floor) and this is Kimi. (Who is thinking of what she could do with deadly nightshade and smiling.) They're the new residents in town and want to help out with our little problem.
Doctor F: Uh-huh... And you're sure that these two are capable of doing that?
Jack: They seem to be able to by the way they were abusing the Mayor when I found them.
Kathia and Kimi: (Smiling, as they remember the fond memories.)
Doctor F: Well then Jack, if they're trustworthy then I guess I can tell them about ... Umm... You-know-what...
Jack: Oh, of course, Doctor! These two are on our side.
Doctor F: Oh, very well. Come with me you three.
(Inside Finklestien's Lab...)
Doctor F: Okay, under this sheet is my design for our ultimate weapon to be rid of our town nemesis.
Kathia: Ooh!
Kimi: Shiny!
Jack: Perfect!
Doctor F: (Throws off sheet) Behold!
Kathia: OOOH!!!!
Kimi: SHINY!!!!
Jack: PERFECT!!!!
Doctor F: I knew you'd like it.
Kimi: Err... What it be?
Doctor F: I call him... MUMMY BOY!!!! (A character from "The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy")
Kathia: What makes him an ultimate weapon?
Doctor F: He can put curses on people and is quite good at a game he calls "Virgin Sacrifice."
Jack: Nice.
Kimi: Neat!
Kathia: Waitaminute... Has this mummy guy ever tried to kill Sally?
Doctor F: Heavens, No!
Kathia: But (Grins at Jack) you said he played "Virgin Sacrifice." Why hasn't he maimed Sally?
Jack: Err...
Doctor F: I don't know. I guess maybe my creations have some kind of instinct not to kill each other.
Jack: Yes, Doctor, probably. (Gives Kathia a frustrated look)
Kathia: Ee hee...
Hee!!!! As I said in chapter 3, read my other story "Stitches" if you didn't get this. Bwa ha ha! I'm evil. Stay tuned for more chapters!