Sha-zam! It is I... Kathia Marley bringing you more stupid idiotic ravings from the mind that it is mine. Ever read "Bear" by Jamie Smart? Read it!! Issue #3 especially! But before you even think about getting up and making your brain do things... READ THIS FIRST!!!!! Or I'll eat you!!! (Yum!) Arrgghhh...

Chapter 6: AHHH!!! It's MUMMY BOY!!!

So our heroes were left off at Doctor Finklestien's house.

Jack: Pardon me, Doctor, but is Sally around?

Kathia: GRRRGGGHHHHHH...

Kimi: Katie...

Doctor F: Ah, yes. One moment. (Shifts glasses) SALLY!!!

Sally: Coming!!

Jack: (turning towards Kathia) How do I look?

Kathia: (Sigh) You look absolutely horrible and scary. (compliment!)

Jack: Great! Now for Sally... (Grins)

Kimi: (whispering to Kathia) You handled that well.

Kathia: Don't remind me...

Sally: Jack!

Jack: Sally! (Kiss)

Kimi: Aww!

Kathia: Cooties from hell.

Kimi: Shut up and smile.

Kathia: (Manages a sort of evil grin-half-smile.)

Doctor F: (Sigh) *Twitch *

Mummy Boy: (Wakes up) Urghh...

Kimi: Hey, look! Mummy Boy rises!

Kathia: (Goes out of grin-trance thing) Eh?

Doctor F: Oh wonderful! He's awake!

Mummy Boy: I... hungry.

Doctor F: I'll go get the Tanna leaves... (exits)

Mummy Boy: (spins around to Kimi and Kathia) ... For VIRGIN BLOOD!!!

Kathia and Kimi: (in King Arthur voices) RUN AWAAAAYYY!!!!!!

Mummy Boy: GWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Chases them with a knife)

Doctor F: (Wheeling in) I'm back! And I've got the Ta- oh no.

Kathia and Kimi: (running by) HE'S GONNA EAT OUR HEARTS!!!!!!

Mummy Boy: (also running by) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Jack and Sally: (also also running by) NO!!!!!!! THEY'RE ON OUR SIDE!!!!!!

Doctor F: (Watching them all run around the room in circles) Umm... Mummy Boy! Sugar frosted Tanna leaves!

Mummy Boy: (Suddenly stops, thereby causing the reverse-domino effect by Jack and Sally crashing into Mummy Boy and Kathia and Kimi crashing into Jack and Sally.)

Mummy boy: (again) Mmmmmm!!!!!! Yum!!!!!!! (Runs over to the doctor and starts munching on a leaf like it's taffy) Purrrrrr...

Doctor F: Good, Good! (Turn's to JackSallyKathiaKimi pile) Sorry 'bout that.

JackSallyKathiaKimi pile: SURE YOU ARE!!!!!!

Wheeeee!!!!! Yet another chapter in this story that I have written! I need some Ritalin now!!!!! (Michael Jackson scream)

Chapter 7 now!!!!!