Hi reading-story people!! Kathia the great and terrible (don't forget
clinically insane) is back with yet another chapter for our favorite TNBC
tale!! Yee-haw!! Let's go!!
Chapter 7: Boogies boys!! (and GIRL, stupid!)
So, our heroes, Jack, Sally, Kathia, and Kimi finaly get out of their people-pile. Now they are on their way with Mummy Boy (in restraints now, of course) to our local bad guy, Oogie Boogie! (Dramatic gasp!)
Mummy Boy: ARRRGHHHHH!!!! ACKPTH!!!!!! MEOW!!! BLEAH!!!!
Jack: Shut up, Mummy Boy, we're almost there.
Kimi: Ughh... Mummy boy keeps looking at me weird.
Kathia: He likes you.
Kimi: Now I'm getting indigestion.
Sally: (Rolls eyes) Uh boy...
(They come to the treehouse!!!)
Kathia: I'm just glad that everything is close around here.
(Suddenly, Lock, Shock, and Barrel jump in front of them!)
Jack: Wha?!
Sally: Oh no...
Mummy Boy: Eh? ... MRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kimi: You stooopid kids! You disturbed ze mummy!! Now we've got to feed him more leaves.
Shock: Hey Sister! Since when did you become the boss of us?! Hmmm?!
Barrel: Yeah! Does this look like some kind of leaf-eating place where you can eat leaves?!
Kathia, Kimi, Jack, Sally, Lock, and Shock: YES.
Barrel: Oh. Never mind.
Sally: Look guys, we really need to get across. We've gotta get rid of Oogie Boogie... again.
Lock: You'd do that??
Kathia and Kimi: Mmmyep!!!
Shock: NO!! He's the one who taught us how to be bad!!
Lock: There's no way you're getting past us now.
Barrel: Yeah! What did he ever do to you?!
Jack: (Sarcastically) Uh... Well, I don't know let me think... He tried to kill Sandy Claws, he tried to kill my fiancé, he tried to kill me... NOPE! I can't think of a SINGLE THING he's EVER done BAD.
Kathia: He try to kill Jack, he dies.
Shock: Well... He hasn't bothered you lately HAS HE?!!
Some dead guy in the distance #1: He ate my auntie!
Some dead guy in the distance #2: He scared my horse!
Doctor F: (in the distance) HE TOILET PAPERED MY LAB!!!
Sally: He also sexually harassed my leg.
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Errrrrr...
Kimi: Hey! Someone stole the smore I was saving!!!
Shock: (Sigh) Fine, go ahead and kill him! He'll just keep coming back!!!
Jack: Thank you for being so understanding.
Lock: You cheeky...
Mummy Boy: (Eating a smore) Mmmmm... Mumphmarrough. (Translation: Mmmmm... Marshmallow.
Za za za za za. There are more chapters to come to just sit right where you are until I'm back.
Chapter 7: Boogies boys!! (and GIRL, stupid!)
So, our heroes, Jack, Sally, Kathia, and Kimi finaly get out of their people-pile. Now they are on their way with Mummy Boy (in restraints now, of course) to our local bad guy, Oogie Boogie! (Dramatic gasp!)
Mummy Boy: ARRRGHHHHH!!!! ACKPTH!!!!!! MEOW!!! BLEAH!!!!
Jack: Shut up, Mummy Boy, we're almost there.
Kimi: Ughh... Mummy boy keeps looking at me weird.
Kathia: He likes you.
Kimi: Now I'm getting indigestion.
Sally: (Rolls eyes) Uh boy...
(They come to the treehouse!!!)
Kathia: I'm just glad that everything is close around here.
(Suddenly, Lock, Shock, and Barrel jump in front of them!)
Jack: Wha?!
Sally: Oh no...
Mummy Boy: Eh? ... MRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Kimi: You stooopid kids! You disturbed ze mummy!! Now we've got to feed him more leaves.
Shock: Hey Sister! Since when did you become the boss of us?! Hmmm?!
Barrel: Yeah! Does this look like some kind of leaf-eating place where you can eat leaves?!
Kathia, Kimi, Jack, Sally, Lock, and Shock: YES.
Barrel: Oh. Never mind.
Sally: Look guys, we really need to get across. We've gotta get rid of Oogie Boogie... again.
Lock: You'd do that??
Kathia and Kimi: Mmmyep!!!
Shock: NO!! He's the one who taught us how to be bad!!
Lock: There's no way you're getting past us now.
Barrel: Yeah! What did he ever do to you?!
Jack: (Sarcastically) Uh... Well, I don't know let me think... He tried to kill Sandy Claws, he tried to kill my fiancé, he tried to kill me... NOPE! I can't think of a SINGLE THING he's EVER done BAD.
Kathia: He try to kill Jack, he dies.
Shock: Well... He hasn't bothered you lately HAS HE?!!
Some dead guy in the distance #1: He ate my auntie!
Some dead guy in the distance #2: He scared my horse!
Doctor F: (in the distance) HE TOILET PAPERED MY LAB!!!
Sally: He also sexually harassed my leg.
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Errrrrr...
Kimi: Hey! Someone stole the smore I was saving!!!
Shock: (Sigh) Fine, go ahead and kill him! He'll just keep coming back!!!
Jack: Thank you for being so understanding.
Lock: You cheeky...
Mummy Boy: (Eating a smore) Mmmmm... Mumphmarrough. (Translation: Mmmmm... Marshmallow.
Za za za za za. There are more chapters to come to just sit right where you are until I'm back.