Yo-ho! Yo-ho! I pirates life for me!!! Hee! I wish I was a pirate! Life
would be really interesting! Curse of the black pearl is upon me!!!
Chapter 8: Za Boogie Man!!!
(We are at the part where our heroes have gotten past the previous chapter where Lock, Shock, and Barrel try to stop them. Fools!!! Now anyway...)
Jack: Man, it got dark fast. Did anyone bring a flashlight?
Kathia: I brought one camping, but I don't know if I still have it.
Kimi: No, I think you had it when we died.
Mummy Boy: (Coughs up some wires and part of a light bulb.) Mmmm... Battery acid.
Kimi: (Deep sigh) Never mind.
(We enter the lair through the elevator-cage thing)
Kathia: Ooh! Dark lights!!
Sally: We've gotta be careful.
(Suddenly, some dice are tossed out from somewhere and they hit Kathia in ze head!)
Kathia: OW!! Dammit, demon dice!!
Sally: Did you say DICE?!
Jack: ... Oh shit...
Oogie Boogie: (appears from somewhere with cool dark light effects!) Well, well, well... Look who's back!
Mummy Boy: Spaaaarkleeeeeee...
Sally, Kathia, and Kimi: Shut up, Mummy Boy!
Jack: We meet again Oogie!
Oogie Boogie: Surprise, you meddling stick figure.
Jack: At least I'm not fat!
Oogie Boogie: Like yo' mama!
Jack: My mother has been decomposing for the last 400-something years.
Kathia: GODDAMNIT!! I HATE IT WHEN DRAMATIC FIGHTS TURN INTO FRIGGIN' INSULT CONTESTS!!!!
Kimi: But insults can be funny if it's happening to the bad guy!
Sally: Actually, I'd prefer if you did neither.
Oogie Boogie: I'm lost.
Jack: Umm...
Oogie Boogie: Okay! Fight! (pushes a button that sends the roulette-wheel- like lair to start rotating with the mechanical cards with spinning swords)
Jack: Not again!! Argh!
Oogie Boogie: I've also installed THIS! (Pulls a switch that makes gun- shooting mecanical skeleton cowboys appear from all around the lair)
Kathia: Not so fast, Boogieman! (Impales him with a Halloweentown Keyblade via "Kingdom Hearts")
Oogie Boogie: AKKKGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kimi: KATHIA, WHERE THE FRIKKIN' HELL DID YOU GET A KEYBLADE?!!
Kathia: I...... Found it.
Kimi: You "Found it?!"
Sally: (Looking at Oogie Boogie) Oh my god!!!
Jack: Wha? HOLY-
(Oogie Boogie is wearing a robotic exo-skeleton under the cloth and not bugs) HA!!!! FOOLED YOU!!!!!!
Kimi: No you don't!! prepare to meet our wrath!!
Oogie Boogie: Wha?
Kimi: ... Egyptian style!! (Releases Mummy Boy from restraint)
Mummy boy: YAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (Tackles Kathia)
Kimi: NOT HER!!! Tackle the Oogie!!
Mummy Boy: Sorry. YAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Tackles Oogie Boogie!)
Oogie Boogie: AUGH! Quit gnawing on my head!!! (Throws Mummy Boy at Jack)
Jack: (Tackled by Mummy Boy) Wha?!!! OH CRAP!!! I'm losing my balance!!!!
Oogie Boogie: (Stomps the ground making things shake)
Sally: JACK!!!!!
Jack: (Loses balance) I LOVE YOU SALLY!!!! (Both Jack and Mummy Boy fall into the lava pit in the middle of the room)
Kathia and Kimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oogie Boogie: BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh god oh god That CAN'T be the end of Jack!!! NOOOO!!!! MUST MAKE MORE CHAPTERS!!!!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!! JACK IS DOUBLE-DEAD!!!!!
Oogie Boogie: And that's bad?
Kathia: I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Chapter 8: Za Boogie Man!!!
(We are at the part where our heroes have gotten past the previous chapter where Lock, Shock, and Barrel try to stop them. Fools!!! Now anyway...)
Jack: Man, it got dark fast. Did anyone bring a flashlight?
Kathia: I brought one camping, but I don't know if I still have it.
Kimi: No, I think you had it when we died.
Mummy Boy: (Coughs up some wires and part of a light bulb.) Mmmm... Battery acid.
Kimi: (Deep sigh) Never mind.
(We enter the lair through the elevator-cage thing)
Kathia: Ooh! Dark lights!!
Sally: We've gotta be careful.
(Suddenly, some dice are tossed out from somewhere and they hit Kathia in ze head!)
Kathia: OW!! Dammit, demon dice!!
Sally: Did you say DICE?!
Jack: ... Oh shit...
Oogie Boogie: (appears from somewhere with cool dark light effects!) Well, well, well... Look who's back!
Mummy Boy: Spaaaarkleeeeeee...
Sally, Kathia, and Kimi: Shut up, Mummy Boy!
Jack: We meet again Oogie!
Oogie Boogie: Surprise, you meddling stick figure.
Jack: At least I'm not fat!
Oogie Boogie: Like yo' mama!
Jack: My mother has been decomposing for the last 400-something years.
Kathia: GODDAMNIT!! I HATE IT WHEN DRAMATIC FIGHTS TURN INTO FRIGGIN' INSULT CONTESTS!!!!
Kimi: But insults can be funny if it's happening to the bad guy!
Sally: Actually, I'd prefer if you did neither.
Oogie Boogie: I'm lost.
Jack: Umm...
Oogie Boogie: Okay! Fight! (pushes a button that sends the roulette-wheel- like lair to start rotating with the mechanical cards with spinning swords)
Jack: Not again!! Argh!
Oogie Boogie: I've also installed THIS! (Pulls a switch that makes gun- shooting mecanical skeleton cowboys appear from all around the lair)
Kathia: Not so fast, Boogieman! (Impales him with a Halloweentown Keyblade via "Kingdom Hearts")
Oogie Boogie: AKKKGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kimi: KATHIA, WHERE THE FRIKKIN' HELL DID YOU GET A KEYBLADE?!!
Kathia: I...... Found it.
Kimi: You "Found it?!"
Sally: (Looking at Oogie Boogie) Oh my god!!!
Jack: Wha? HOLY-
(Oogie Boogie is wearing a robotic exo-skeleton under the cloth and not bugs) HA!!!! FOOLED YOU!!!!!!
Kimi: No you don't!! prepare to meet our wrath!!
Oogie Boogie: Wha?
Kimi: ... Egyptian style!! (Releases Mummy Boy from restraint)
Mummy boy: YAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!! (Tackles Kathia)
Kimi: NOT HER!!! Tackle the Oogie!!
Mummy Boy: Sorry. YAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Tackles Oogie Boogie!)
Oogie Boogie: AUGH! Quit gnawing on my head!!! (Throws Mummy Boy at Jack)
Jack: (Tackled by Mummy Boy) Wha?!!! OH CRAP!!! I'm losing my balance!!!!
Oogie Boogie: (Stomps the ground making things shake)
Sally: JACK!!!!!
Jack: (Loses balance) I LOVE YOU SALLY!!!! (Both Jack and Mummy Boy fall into the lava pit in the middle of the room)
Kathia and Kimi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sally: JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oogie Boogie: BWA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh god oh god That CAN'T be the end of Jack!!! NOOOO!!!! MUST MAKE MORE CHAPTERS!!!!!! STAY TUNED!!!!!! JACK IS DOUBLE-DEAD!!!!!
Oogie Boogie: And that's bad?
Kathia: I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!!!!!