Where we left . Where did we leave off. Wait. JACK DOUBLE-DIED?!!! AAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!

Chapter 9: The Worst Ending in History!

Sally: JAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!

Oogie Boogie: Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!!!! Look's like I've won!! JACK-pot!!!! Heee!!!

Jack: (Climbs out of the lava, holding... Jack) Don't be to sure, Boogieman!!

Sally: Who the hell are you?

Jack: It's ME! Jack!

Kathia: Umm. This story doesn't have any illustrations so you'll have to be more specific, Jack.

Jack: Fine... I'm (jumps onto the eightball mixer) Captain Jack Sparrow!!! (Moon shines on him) In skeletal form!!!

Sally and Oogie: TWO skeleton jacks?!!

Jack Skellington: (wakes up in Jack sparrow's arms) Whuh?

Jack Sparrow: Shut up other Jack. This is weird enough as it is.

Jack Skellington: I'm confused.

Sally, Oogie, and Kimi: (nodding their heads) We all are, Jack.

Kathia: I'm not!!!

Sally, Oogie, and Kimi: Shut up, Kathia!

Mummy Boy: (Crawling out of lava) MMMMMEAT!!!!!

Sally, Oogie, and Kimi: You too, Mummy Boy!

Kathia and Mummy Boy: Dammit!!!

Oogie Boogie: Okay... There are two Jacks. Both have last names ending with "S" and are currently in Skeletal form. Who here thinks that Disney made that to be more than just a coincidence?

Everyone, Even the Jacks: (Raise hands) ME!!!

Oogie Boogie: Thought so.

Kathia: But I pointed out the connection.

Everyone, Even the Jacks: That's true too, Goddammit.

Oogie Boogie: Mmmmmyep... Here's another thing. Why didn't Jack-

The Jacks: SPECIFY!!!!!

Oogie Boogie: Why didn't Jack SKELLINGTON get incinerated in the lava pool?

Kathia: I switched the ingredients in the pool to a large saucy pool of Mac N' Cheese. Jack never dies in my stories.

(All the Jack lovers in the world): YAAAAAY!!!!!!

Kathia: Thank you! (Takes a bow.)

(All the Oogie Boogie lovers in the world): DIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Kathia: Dammit.

Jack Skellington: Um. Pirate Jack, You can put me down now.

Jack Sparrow: Mmkay. (Drops him)

Jack Skellington: (Crash) Ow... Thank you...

Kathia: Let's go watch "Pirates of the Caribbean!"

Oogie Boogie: Kathia, you are officially the stupidest author ever.

Kimi: Meh.

Kathia: I've set a new record!!!

(So thus, there is no fight. Having gotten tired of the utter idiocy that Kathia keeps writing, everybody goes to town hall to celebrate the end of this story.)

Oogie Boogie and Jack Sparrow: (Drunk) 3 BOTTLES OF BOOZE ON THE WALL!!! 3 BOTTLES OF BOOZE!!!!!......

Mayor: (Crouched under the floorboards and twitching) Why... Oh why god, did they have to start at 10,000 Bottles?!!!!

Jack Skellington: (Drunk) Hey Sal, what do you say to some post-marriage intensity?

Sally: (Also Drunk) Hell, yes!!!!

Doctor F: (Twitching and looking at Kathia) Okay, why did you write that?

Kathia: (Also Also Drunk) *Hic * Cuz itz FUN-AY!!! (passes out)

Doctor F: *Spazzes * SHE'S MY DAUGHTER!!!

Kimi: (Also Also Also Drunk) You can't protect her forever... You stupid guy!!! (Joins Oogie and Jack Sparrow in singing)

Kathia: (Wakes up) Hey, Who added alcohol to the lemonade?!

Edward Scissorhands: Lemonade? (Pukes)

Kathia: I love you, Tim Burton.

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THE END!!!!

Okay, Let's hear it for the worst ending in the history!!! (Everybody starts lighting things on fire)

If you people didn't get that Edward Scissorhands joke, Go watch it. I always cry at the end of that movie. (All Hail Tim Burton!!!)