Hey guys.

I'm really sorry I'm doing this because I swore to myself that I never would. I just wanted to let you know that I did not let my fic fizzle and die. I know what I'm going to do, just DOING it is where I'm running into the problem. Plus, I'm having a few plot problems, and I have no inspiration for writing. I hate forcing myself to write, because I don't want to make it suck, because I think just rushing and finishing the fic would make my characters all angry like.

"Damn right it would," Randi smacks me in the back of the head.

"What the hell?" I ask.

"We're pissed," Gordie steps forward, and folds his hands across his chest. "We want you to finish writing."

"We're getting bored," Teddy whined. "I haven't been written about in awhile!"

"Yeah..." Mikey yells, "What about me and Mouth?"

"Am I gonna see Vern again?" Lorraine cries....then blushes profusely.

"Guys, Guys, guys," I say meekly, backing against the wall. "Don't worry! I've got things in mind for all of you, that's right" I glance at Teddy, Vern, Lorraine, Mikey, and Mouth, "ALL of you!"

"Well get off your lazy ass and start writing!" Gordie says, "Or I'll start writing for you..."

"Write...for me?" I say, "Gordie that's brilliant!"

"Oh, no!" Teddy interrupts, "I'm not putting my life in Lachance's hands!"

"Come on, give it a try," Randi grins.

"Okay..." Gordie rolls up his sleeves and sits down the computer.

GORDIE'S CHAPTER

Randi walks into Gordie's house. "Gordie I love you!"

Gordie yells "Randi I love you!"

Gordie and Randi have sex.

Lots of wonderful sex.

And Gordie is very good at it.

And everyone thinks he is cool.

And Teddy and Mouth do a 'i'm-not-nearly-as-cool-as-Gordie' ritualistic dance.

And-

"Gordie," I snap. "You call yourself a writer! That's crap."

Gordie grins, "That's how I want it to go."

"I'm not doing any freaking dance," Teddy comments.

"Oh you'll dance if I damn well please," I inform Teddy.

Teddy dances.

"Shit," he says, while doing the Cha-Cha. He breaks into the varsity drag, and we all laugh at him.

Randi sighs, "As much fun as this is, please stop."

Teddy stops dancing.

"Just keep writing your story, okay?" Randi pleads, with big eyes. *hahaha to anyone who saw the goonies commentary, big eyes kids!*

"Goonies?" Mikey asks.

"Quiet you," I tell him. "You're not allowed to read within the asterisks!"

"Ren..." Randi says warningly.

"Okay, okay," I surrender, "I'll continue writing. And you guys coming up in here really helps. I usually don't do cutesy fanfiction things like this, but I can see why others do. It's quite fun."

"Now shoo," Gordie ushers me out the door, "Get to writing."

"I'm on it," I salute, and walk out the door.